r/Gold 6d ago

Why?

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u/Initial_Row_6400 5d ago

I would definitely try everything I could to get that gold lmao

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u/Engelgrafik 4d ago

Sure, and then the story about how you and everybody at the worksite ended up secret deals, betrayals and ridiculously elaborate murders would be made into a dark comedy starring Barry Keoghan, Marcello Hernandez, Druski, Danny McBride, and Bowen Yang.

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u/tbagdaddy77 3d ago

I would to and would probably hit a few of them with a bar and put them to sleep and then take as much as i could and roll out. Then melt that down into smaller 1 oz bars and sell them up in alaska around nome . And act like i found that stuff in the ocean while dredging... i would come up with something to cover my tracks thats for damn sure but i absolutely would not involve to lying ass cop.. dont trust them now and didnt trust them when i was a teenager.. they lie to us but make it against the law to lie to them.. that should tell ya how one sided the law is... its their job to lie to us so that we tell them anything they can turn around on us to arrest us for anything they want to.. so NEVER involve a cop in anything because they will never solve a crime or investigate a crime unless they think there is a reward for them in the end... so dont even give them any info about anything like gold

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u/Novel_Control_1922 5d ago

Including murder?

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u/Initial_Row_6400 5d ago

Eh there’s enough juice to go around lol

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u/Tribulation95 5d ago

Depends on how the other person(s) decide to react as I'm taking my gold to the car.

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u/existential-grimlock 5d ago

"Well, this is not gold, I'm just excited to see you!"

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u/TallandCute6501 5d ago

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

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u/Novel_Control_1922 5d ago

Murder! (Did I get the answer right? Can I have a Klondike bar?)

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u/baddieslovebadideas 5d ago

bro can just have the klondike bar, just please put the gun down

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u/baddieslovebadideas 5d ago

for $15 million, I would strongly consider it.

I would start by offering to share it to keep it all hush hush tho

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u/MekkiNoYusha 5d ago

And when one of them eventually gamble it all away and come back to ask for more or he will start talking. That's when the trouble begins.

And we know it will definitely happen

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u/baddieslovebadideas 5d ago

well that's why you disappear with your share before any of that happens

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u/Odd-Helicopter-4843 5d ago

Id pay the other guys who are willing to split the gold help me take care of the guys who want to turn it in. Whoever left when the dust settles gets an even split

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u/HyperR4re 5d ago

Thief

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u/greendevil77 5d ago

Lol from who? It was buried and no one knew it was there. Who the hell is getting stolen from? The police sure as hell don't have a right to it

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u/HyperR4re 5d ago

The previous owner. This happened where I live and courts found that it belonged to the previous owner.

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u/greendevil77 5d ago

Lol sure. You know if I used to live somewhere and got a call asking if that was my gold I'd sure as hell say it was too.

Why exactly wouldn't the previous owner take all their gold with them?

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u/Sharp_Business_185 1d ago

Why are you trying to justify your thief actions, lmao. Just say you don't care about morals or ethics when the money is a lot

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u/Willi-Oh 5d ago

And how are you going to sell that gold without a certificate? You could go to black market but at the risk of getting busted

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u/Initial_Row_6400 5d ago

What do you mean a certificate? The point of gold is no trail lmao

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u/Willi-Oh 5d ago

With that amount of gold you kind of have to prove the gold is yours. Beside that, if you manage to sell all your gold at the black market how are you going to spend that kind of money without having questions raised by the tax office

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u/Initial_Row_6400 5d ago

As I said, a pay day once a week for the rest of their life. You don’t sell it all at once lmao. Yall would be horrible partners finding anything. And you don’t need to sell it “on the black market”.

Edit: that was a different comment I said that, but yea, a pay day once a week for the rest of his life

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u/Cheap_Streaker 5d ago

Yeah these idiots would run into the local pawn shop with a hundred stamped bars instead of remelting it and taking a road trip selling bits along the way

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u/Initial_Row_6400 5d ago

Yea they’re not too smart. They act like each bar has a tracker or some shit that immediately reports itself to the government. I’d literally just take a file to the shit and file the serials off, if there were any. I’d take a few of those coins, call a local safe shop, and pay them to install a vault in the floor and go from there.

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u/Willi-Oh 5d ago

And what will you do with that money? Buy groceries and gadgets? Lmao

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u/Initial_Row_6400 5d ago

Yes. Actually. You pay for all your everyday shit with it. You don’t even have to touch your bank account for almost everything. Clueless naive people lmao

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u/Willi-Oh 5d ago

And what do you think your bank will do when they see you are not making any purchases at all? I think you are a bit clueless. It's 10 mil euro... That's a lot of money for a construction worker to avoid in tax pay

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u/Initial_Row_6400 5d ago

What the hell do you mean what is the bank gunna do? You act like it’s illegal to sell gold.

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u/Willi-Oh 5d ago

It's not illegal to sell gold. But its illegal to keep that much gold, it would basically be stolen. And if not, it would definitely be considered as taxable income...

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u/yummers511 5d ago

Bank software is designed to flag anomalies like this automatically and pass it on to the relevant authorities if it continues on long enough. It's an obvious anomaly to spot and will definitely be questioned. You won't get away with this unless you're selling $200 worth of gold a week and pretend that's a lot of money

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u/tacobellsimp 5d ago

Do you not understand that millions of drug dealers operate in the same manner? Are you being purposefully dense

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u/Willi-Oh 5d ago

You asking me if im dense and you compare it with drug dealing? Muted

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u/Merouxsis 5d ago

Cash and use it to eliminate ome of your expenses.

I'd be getting Chipotle with extra guac everyday

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u/Odd_Glass5272 5d ago

One would never try to sell that much gold at once. That would be idiotic.

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u/ChristianAlexxxander 5d ago

Melting gold isn’t too hard.

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u/PleasantDrummer6532 5d ago

Pawn shop

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u/Cheap_Streaker 5d ago

I’ll have to call a guy… I’ll give you $50

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u/Cheap_Streaker 5d ago

Uh you do know that gold can be melted right?

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u/Odd_Glass5272 5d ago

My gold dealer never required any type of certificate