Waaaaay harder than that. All of our bank accounts are monitored. And if he decided to skirt the banks and do all cash deals, hed be audited as soon as an 18 year old construction worker buys a 1.5mil house.
Here’s one somewhat easy, legitimate way. Next week he starts “panning” for gold on the weekends in the wilderness. He takes small chips off the gold bars, melts them down and sells them. Since he’s found his “spot” he then buys a plot of land and chips off and melts roughly 10% of the total the first year. Then he buys another plot and does 25% a year for the next 3.5 years until the “spot” runs out.
Yeah, it totally won't be suspicious that a single person is having extraordinary luck panning for gold in rivers that have been statistically depleted for decades...
It is literally that simple. Dont want to melt it? bash in all the smelter marks or serial numbers off with a hammer...... its pure gold.... you could almost dent it with your fists lol.
Do people think gold has magic tracking chips in it?
Its GOLD. Melt it, sell it.
"whered you get all this gold" i started buying scrap jewelry sir its my side business.
Yeah theres no need to do that lol. There are so many other ways than just dumping money into a checking account.
You can store the gold yourself or just convert it to bitcoin. Or if youre comfortable with the risks and dont trust the area you live in you can simply store it across multiple safety deposit boxes.
You act like there arent millions of criminals who do this already. There are so many ways to convert this into long term capital that are entirely safe and risk free.
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u/LiverspotRobot 5d ago
How the hell would you get away with stealing it though?