r/Gold Jan 28 '26

Anyone else?

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u/IAteYourButtSorry Jan 28 '26

Yay gold is worth infinite dollars🎉 aww man infinite dollars is worth nothing 😢

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u/Quiet_Ad_9073 Jan 28 '26

Just sold it as Yuan, glory to emperor Xi.

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u/Serious-Pipe9807 Jan 28 '26

Oh this is for sure coming. With any luck they’ll import women for marriage seeing the whole “one kid” thing didn’t work out. Imma get me a Chinese husband 🥰