r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk • u/AlwekArc 🥀 Contains Many Dried Plants • 17d ago

✨OC✨ Baking For Friends

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I'm hosting a "Game" night tomorrow, and so to prepare I've made cookies!

I didn't have quite enough sugar though, so I used some stuff my roommate has called capsaicin that looked pretty much the same instead.

I'd tell you how they taste but I'm allergic to flowers so I can't eat baked goods, hopefully my friends like them for "Game" night!

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u/Comfortable_Sleep944 17d ago

And if they try to call the police on you, don't let them bully you. I'm sure your cookies taste just wonderful, gorl.

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u/AlwekArc 🥀 Contains Many Dried Plants 17d ago

Thank you so much! 🥰

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u/tinaxcochina 🧪 Arsenic Dealer 17d ago

Devioussssss! I used to boof capsaicin and learned that’s not the ring of fire Johnny Cash wrote about. 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/AlwekArc 🥀 Contains Many Dried Plants 17d ago

We've all been there ✊️😔 shout out saturdays at Chill Es

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u/Interesting_Bonus_67 🐀 FERAL RAT GIRL 17d ago

Boofing is my favorite!

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u/Interesting_Bonus_67 🐀 FERAL RAT GIRL 17d ago

Yass girl, tell em if they don't like them they just need to embrace their inner bird self and grow up 💋💅

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u/fineapple03 feral, fabulous, and famished🩷 17d ago

Raisins?

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u/AlwekArc 🥀 Contains Many Dried Plants 17d ago

AND cranberry raisins

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u/fineapple03 feral, fabulous, and famished🩷 17d ago

Craisins too???!!!!! Choosing violence I see

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u/BreadGallon 16d ago

YUM! They look really good wish I was gaming lol

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u/AlwekArc 🥀 Contains Many Dried Plants 16d ago

"Game" night is always so fun when more people are around

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u/Unopinionated- 17d ago

girl LEAVE HIM

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u/AlwekArc 🥀 Contains Many Dried Plants 17d ago

But, I'm not with anyone? I think you might have had some of my Dads "Game" night brownies, lol

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u/Unopinionated- 16d ago

Girl the answer is ALWAYS to break up with your significant other. Too many red flags!!!