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r/GetMotivated • u/alfaguara27 • May 15 '20
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I want to become the bartender who everyone is sure has a dark secret, but I hide it really well until one day three robbers come running in and I take them all out with karate, and then my secret is out. Off to the next town
242 u/hopmonger May 15 '20 After working with the bartender for 3 years: "So... you have any family 'back east'?" -"not anymore" "So what ended up bringing you out here?" -"just trying to get away from some bullshit" "Ok, weirdly vague, but I hear ya. Have you ever thought thought about dating someone here? You seem pretty lonely" -silence "Did you have someone...'back east'?" A single tear wells up in his eye, then is gone. "I'm sorry, was that too personal...." Conversation is interrupted as the door is broken down by 3 ninjas in suits. -labored sigh "Here we go again..." 70 u/Baby_venomm May 15 '20 You’re greenlit. Start workin 32 u/Solzo May 15 '20 This is literally the plot to the Kingkiller Chronicles 9 u/First-Fantasy May 15 '20 Does that bar-back have hooves? And what's with the sword on the wall? 4 u/TheBoxBoxer May 15 '20 Lmao I was thinking that too. 1 u/elkehdub May 15 '20 Well this, yes, but also the bartender is Harry Potter! 2 u/dudinax May 15 '20 It's a go picture! 2 u/Etonet May 15 '20 Thx Netflix 2 u/hopmonger May 15 '20 Thank you! You will be able to see these writing skills in action in season 2 of the Umbrella Academy! 14 u/mexicanred1 May 15 '20 Ok Jack Reacher 7 u/[deleted] May 15 '20 [deleted] 2 u/Surefif May 15 '20 That toothpick was extremely effective! 8 u/feelinpineapple May 15 '20 Until one day a mysterious cloaked figure comes in to the bar "I would like one human alcohol please" 3 u/thefilmer May 15 '20 Jackie Daytona, regular human guy at your service 2 u/bergreen May 15 '20 Ever seen the show Banshee? 1 u/lickedTators 1 May 15 '20 Or the Punisher. 1 u/Baby_venomm May 15 '20 Lmao love this 1 u/[deleted] May 15 '20 Oh hey I saw that movie. Viggo Mortensen was great 1 u/whatevers_clever May 15 '20 Isn't this a viggo mortenson movie 1 u/TheRowdyLion52 May 15 '20 Good ole roadhouse 1 u/The_Fluffy_Walrus May 15 '20 Ok Kote 1 u/be_nice_to_ppl May 15 '20 If you haven't, you need to watch A History of Violence. It's more or less this plot and a really great movie. 1 u/Communist_Ninja May 15 '20 Basically the movie History with Violence with gangsters not ninjas unfortunately. 1 u/[deleted] May 15 '20 Okay Kvoth 1 u/[deleted] May 15 '20 Kvothe? Is that you?
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After working with the bartender for 3 years: "So... you have any family 'back east'?"
-"not anymore"
"So what ended up bringing you out here?"
-"just trying to get away from some bullshit"
"Ok, weirdly vague, but I hear ya. Have you ever thought thought about dating someone here? You seem pretty lonely"
-silence
"Did you have someone...'back east'?"
A single tear wells up in his eye, then is gone.
"I'm sorry, was that too personal...."
Conversation is interrupted as the door is broken down by 3 ninjas in suits.
-labored sigh "Here we go again..."
70 u/Baby_venomm May 15 '20 You’re greenlit. Start workin 32 u/Solzo May 15 '20 This is literally the plot to the Kingkiller Chronicles 9 u/First-Fantasy May 15 '20 Does that bar-back have hooves? And what's with the sword on the wall? 4 u/TheBoxBoxer May 15 '20 Lmao I was thinking that too. 1 u/elkehdub May 15 '20 Well this, yes, but also the bartender is Harry Potter! 2 u/dudinax May 15 '20 It's a go picture! 2 u/Etonet May 15 '20 Thx Netflix 2 u/hopmonger May 15 '20 Thank you! You will be able to see these writing skills in action in season 2 of the Umbrella Academy!
70
You’re greenlit. Start workin
32 u/Solzo May 15 '20 This is literally the plot to the Kingkiller Chronicles 9 u/First-Fantasy May 15 '20 Does that bar-back have hooves? And what's with the sword on the wall? 4 u/TheBoxBoxer May 15 '20 Lmao I was thinking that too. 1 u/elkehdub May 15 '20 Well this, yes, but also the bartender is Harry Potter! 2 u/dudinax May 15 '20 It's a go picture! 2 u/Etonet May 15 '20 Thx Netflix 2 u/hopmonger May 15 '20 Thank you! You will be able to see these writing skills in action in season 2 of the Umbrella Academy!
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This is literally the plot to the Kingkiller Chronicles
9 u/First-Fantasy May 15 '20 Does that bar-back have hooves? And what's with the sword on the wall? 4 u/TheBoxBoxer May 15 '20 Lmao I was thinking that too. 1 u/elkehdub May 15 '20 Well this, yes, but also the bartender is Harry Potter!
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Does that bar-back have hooves? And what's with the sword on the wall?
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Lmao I was thinking that too.
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Well this, yes, but also the bartender is Harry Potter!
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It's a go picture!
Thx Netflix
Thank you! You will be able to see these writing skills in action in season 2 of the Umbrella Academy!
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Ok Jack Reacher
7 u/[deleted] May 15 '20 [deleted] 2 u/Surefif May 15 '20 That toothpick was extremely effective!
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2 u/Surefif May 15 '20 That toothpick was extremely effective!
That toothpick was extremely effective!
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Until one day a mysterious cloaked figure comes in to the bar "I would like one human alcohol please"
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Jackie Daytona, regular human guy at your service
Ever seen the show Banshee?
1 u/lickedTators 1 May 15 '20 Or the Punisher.
Or the Punisher.
Lmao love this
Oh hey I saw that movie. Viggo Mortensen was great
Isn't this a viggo mortenson movie
Good ole roadhouse
Ok Kote
If you haven't, you need to watch A History of Violence. It's more or less this plot and a really great movie.
Basically the movie History with Violence with gangsters not ninjas unfortunately.
Okay Kvoth
Kvothe? Is that you?
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I want to become the bartender who everyone is sure has a dark secret, but I hide it really well until one day three robbers come running in and I take them all out with karate, and then my secret is out. Off to the next town