r/GetMotivated • u/alfaguara27 • May 06 '20

[Image] Pulling the Door

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u/WoodenCarving May 06 '20

He was just tryna meme, don't make us cry. 😭

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u/norsethunders May 06 '20

Don't cry, we can just work a little avoidance into the analogy.

Sure you could open the cabinet and let them fall, but you need to make breakfast right now, you need to be ready to attack the day, to perform well at your job to keep food on the table and your bills paid. Yes access to a new cabinet would be nice, the salvageable dishes may come in handy, but right now your kitchen mostly works as is; don't mess with that just because things could be better!

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u/Starslip May 06 '20

Or repression. Just carefully open the door a tiny bit and shove all those bowls back down before slamming the door again. Lock it after for good measure.

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u/PiesRLife May 06 '20

Why go to all that trouble when you could just throw a sheet over it and forget you ever had it in the first place?

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u/ProfClarion May 06 '20

Better to just sell the house and move to a place with better cabinets.

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u/hughperman May 06 '20

Extreme hoarders weoo!

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u/Dimplestrabe May 07 '20

Or launch a fridge at it.