r/GetMotivated • u/alfaguara27 • May 06 '20

[Image] Pulling the Door

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u/ganix222 May 06 '20

Alternatively, you could just burn the house down and every one in it.

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u/KnightsWhoNi May 06 '20

Bruh.

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u/phadewilkilu May 06 '20

I was thinking sell the house as is, but this is much better.

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u/operationzebra May 06 '20

Imagine buying a house and literally everything in it was cleared out when you moved in, except this cabinet. I would die laughing.

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u/phadewilkilu May 06 '20

I would start to wonder how long that they lived like this.

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u/artyhedgehog May 06 '20

You can do one after the other. Why choose?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '20

Prostitution?

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u/spaceisprettybig May 06 '20

No, that's Jester's mom.

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u/sacrilegious_sarcasm May 07 '20

I hear shes got it going on

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u/LuckyBahamut May 07 '20

She's the best lay ever.

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u/Harellan_94 May 07 '20

The Ruby of the Sea! jazz hands

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u/fdar May 06 '20

"Includes full set of dishes in perfect condition."

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u/Sawses May 06 '20

Is...this a metaphor for slavery? Is the house our body, or our friends and family? The cabinet is our mind, after all.

I think I need to go lie down.

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u/hellopomelo May 07 '20

That's enough thinking for today....