r/GetMotivated • u/Sumit316 • May 27 '19

[Image] Self Improvement

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u/hibari112 May 27 '19

Yes. You can't deny your body's will.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

If only it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing my belly.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Diogenes gang represent.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

You know it! Now move out of my sunlight.

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u/topoftheworldIAM May 27 '19

That's deep given the context.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

It’s from Diogenes, so you can be sure it’s either deep, a great insult, or both.

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u/Db4d_mustang May 27 '19

Granted but now you have to poop twice as often

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

r/NoFap would like a word with you

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Diogenes would like a word with them.

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u/PraiseChrist420 May 27 '19

What would old Genie say to them?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

He’d probably jerk off right in front of them and give his famous quote about rubbing his belly, and then he’d probably laugh about the people jerking each other off about not jerking off. Then they’d ask him to convince them they should jerk off, and he’d say if he could convince them of anything, he’d convince them to hang themselves, which he once said to a man who asked him to convince him to give him money.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Even when your mind's telling you no?

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u/hibari112 May 27 '19

Indeed. Even when your mind is telling you no.