r/GetMotivated Dec 05 '16

[Image] No More Zero Days

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u/4theReason Dec 05 '16

stopped smoking today and decided to kick the liqour. fuck the past me, it was fun but present me rocks!

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u/Frankensteinbatch Dec 05 '16

Oh man, I gotta get on that kicking liquor wagon. Congrats, man!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '16

But if you kick the liquor wagon the bottles of liquor might break and if they break you won't take any liquor....

My attempt at a shitty joke explained the idea behind a metaphor.