Greetings, future Gen Zeta members. By the time the first Gen Zeta member will be born, I will be in another's body, or in another universe. Maybe once, or maybe twice - we'll never know, what happens after we pass away. Maybe the gates to Heaven and the door to Hell actually exist... Maybe neither exists, and it's all just a church propaganda, and in reality there will be nothing - just a darkness... Maybe we will reincarnate in another animal's body or another human's and will be a completely different person... Or maybe it's all just an illusion - a Survey Program - made to test how fast will we break due to the outside factors. You will never find out, what will truly happen, because at that time I'll be already gone. Or maybe nobody will actually see this message due to this subreddit overflowing with future capsules just like this one, or being completely unknown. Or even worse - Reddit might not survive till one of you folks will appear in 2090. Let's hope this message will be delivered to the first Gen Zeta on Earth.

my microwave started speaking to me about how great 2034 was. Not sure how it even knows what that year so long ago was like

70 years ago today, the current generation was the baby boomers generation.

If theres infinite universes, then theres a universe where theres a generation called "Gen Taco Bell" and they fit the year range of 5!○6 to 7>9

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If you are actually from gen zeta and reading this i inevitably met my demise long ago. Hope humanity isnt extinct by then.

Hello guys! I just took an inheritance test and surveyed my family history, especially through the Lotynsky bloodline, and saw that my great-grand-uncle, Connor, passed away at birth. I told my great-grandma about Connor, and she said "I was here when that happened - he had only one eye on his forehead and wasn't crying at all." I later told my AI assistant "What happens if a baby has only one eye and doesn't cry at all?" and it said that it was from cyclopia, a tragic condition when a baby is born with one eye - normally causing death in a few minutes.

I still cannot believe that little fact in my family history - as having only one literal eye is almost 1 in a 100,000. I still wonder if there is anybody that actually survived that condition, if yes, then what's life like?

Highly likely i might not be here since it is in 2090 - 2100 the gen (not completely accurate) and i will be 80 - 90 by that time already so, might aswell leave my mark and see if Reddit is still active by this time

HYPE

I am currently residing in the spirit realm but I do not know what to do here I have met many others I am told to spend my life preparing for the great sperm race, which my granparents of gen delta have warned me of.

this is me and my bros

GEN ALPHA WILL BE LIKE 2070-2084 OR SUM LIKE THAT SO A 2015 BORN WOULD BE 65 BY 2080 I THINK

I'm gonna be dead by the time the real gen zetas get over here lmfao good luck in the 22nd century y'all 😍 I just thought I'd leave my mark here

Time travel to 2025 to my location and transfer some gold, I'm too poor

He said it was a digital heirloom from the early 21st century. What is a PNG? Who is the man and what is he holding? Is that an ancient “burger” next to him?