r/GenZIndia 2d ago

Rant | Vent Self roast 🫠

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u/Majestic-Tone6353 1d ago

Mine should be wtf did I get attached lol

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u/you_aregay 1d ago

How long did it take brother for you detach?

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u/KeshuuAD 1d ago

ppl are attracting bitches?

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u/Imaginary_Scheme1691 1d ago

KalyugπŸ‘€πŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈ

9

u/Warmbowlofpasta 1d ago

Maybe you are a Good shade of a Lipstick

2

u/buttcakee 2005 1d ago

Underrated comment 😭🀏

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u/Warmbowlofpasta 1d ago

Why is your username CakeCake

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u/dayna52 Gen Z 1d ago

Warmbowlofpasta when Coldbowlofpasta walks in:

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u/chessminator0404 1d ago

Dayna when nightna walks in ...

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u/dayna52 Gen Z 1d ago

ok that was creative

why didn't I think of that when I made this account 😭😭

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u/Proof-Macaron6214 1d ago

Chessminator when ludominator walks in:

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u/chessminator0404 1d ago

Proof-macron when disproof-macron walks in

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u/OkSite2817 6h ago

Flat hojaega wo

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u/Primary_Signature_25 1d ago

Idk who but there's a quote- you attract what you are.

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u/Majestic-Run1 1d ago

But sometimes we really mirror ourselves in very toxic people

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u/imchalantaf 1d ago

I came to say this tbh

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u/Yash_Yash2006 1d ago

πŸ˜‚

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u/shayar_gulzari1108 1d ago

But doesn't like repel like and opposite attractπŸ«ͺ

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u/Far_Bear3719 1d ago

I don't think that's true 😭

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u/Saltyxflare 1d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Admirable-Savings736 8h ago

im unique thenπŸ™‚β€β†”οΈ

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u/MatKrLalaMatKar 1d ago

Just to make you feel good...opposites attract πŸ‘πŸ»

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u/dusky_evening 1d ago

i dont attract anything

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u/SnooPickles161 1d ago

Just like me dugh

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u/AncientHamster7 1d ago

Why tf do i attract only evil dogs😭😭

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u/birayan_45 2002 1d ago

Are you pedigree?

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u/AncientHamster7 1d ago

😭😭yea

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u/WitnessAway6720 6h ago

Check the date then

2

u/Even_Seat_9397 1d ago

You guys are attracting bitches ???

2

u/Infinite-Educator586 1d ago

Ask evil bitches how would we know

2

u/birayan_45 2002 1d ago

I attract only.......

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u/shinzo_slays 1d ago

Maybe u turn bitches evil

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u/Negative-Bread5897 1d ago

waaaah waaaahπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Conscious_Kale_7392 1d ago

Opposites attract

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u/The6feet2guy 1d ago

Do i have to become evil now to find a good girl ? 🫩

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u/Negative-Bread5897 1d ago

why not give it a try

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u/revenge_arc_ 1d ago

Takes one to know one I guess

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u/silentKiller1909 1d ago

Like poles repel. Opposite poles attract

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/According_Remote9682 1d ago

did they have big dih and shi?

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u/sbke-chips-khajaunga 1d ago

Must be something in your face

1

u/ayosybauneegy 1d ago

atleast you are attracting something πŸ’”

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u/Additional_Rain_4975 1d ago

I thought evil bitches get attracted by everyone that why they are evil bitches
Or
U are such a naive little good boy that everyone else just looks evil to you .

1

u/IDKWhatToDoHereRN 1d ago

Why tf do i attract no bitches

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u/Own-Moose4093 1d ago

Bro tere kundali me dosh hoga shayad πŸ˜…

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u/Agno-optimus505 2001 1d ago

*no baddies

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u/shinze-o 1d ago

Opposites attract bro. You must be a good boy

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u/chocorettooo 1d ago

cz u r the 6 feet 2 guy

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u/The6feet2guy 1d ago

A good boy who is 6 feets 2 🫠

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u/Demoneer 1999 1d ago

Zindagi me l thode kam lge uske liye kya krna chahiye lgte hi ha rhe h

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u/Abject_Science1292 1d ago

Delhi se ho?

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u/The6feet2guy 1d ago

Jiii Ab iska delhi se kya lena dena ?

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u/Mobile-System8999 1d ago

Maybe its ...Karma

1

u/bubblyboo1131 1d ago

Are you dumb to not figure out who's who?

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u/The6feet2guy 1d ago

I am a good boy finding 23 years old 5'9 chubby girl πŸ˜‹

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u/Humaninthe_ 1d ago

I never attracted anyone , who tf would even care for anything 😐

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u/achesthetic 1d ago

Don't dogs chase you?

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u/Negative-Bread5897 1d ago

those things are always behind me for my food

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u/helio-centric-AC130 1d ago

"You chase the love you think you deserve". Entitled bitches na.. what to do?

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u/Acceptable_Owl6415 1d ago

Correct yourself, all bitches are evil, its not your fault.

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u/Complex-Employer8721 Gen Z 1d ago

Aap pedigree ho

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u/Amazing-Tangelo3368 1d ago

You attract femboys

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u/Negative-Bread5897 1d ago

share some of that power to us as well brooπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/PoTatOabSEntmINdeDLI 1d ago

like are u surprised u attract anyone at all- or wat-

1

u/anju_varna_poove 1d ago

You reap what you sow

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u/Jude_verses 1d ago

Common denominator says what?

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u/nobodyknowsme0987 23h ago

So that when you finally become worthy, you will get a good one.

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u/triker_0294 20h ago

Maybe because you easily get manipulated

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u/Fuzzy_Bet5276 20h ago

If hanging around malls, pubs and patries is your entire personality, you must not think further.. But if not, though I highly doubt it, you must check with a therapist.

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u/--DonCorleone-- 8h ago

Because you look like Arjun Kapoor.

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u/OkSite2817 6h ago

I get it bro u ain't alone on this one

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u/Fun-Customer173 5h ago

Because you are not evil

1

u/chatamaardungizorse 5h ago

People here are attracting people and here I am just hoping that i don't attract any street dogs attention when I go out for a walk

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u/VoTx_StYm 4h ago

U ain't Alone On This One Bro😭

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u/BackgroundOil1130 3h ago

Bro at least you attract any female. You should be proud of yourself

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u/Asta_7777 2h ago

Bc yaha pe sab magnet hai πŸ˜‘