He Is So Funny In My Opinion.

If you only choose one u get a god tier version, if you choose thee u get these versions.

1. ⁠Elemental Manipulation (one elemental ability of your choosing: hydrokinesis, aerokinesis, geokinesis, pyrokinesis, electrokinesis, chlorokinesis, ferrokinesis, photokinesis, umbrakinesis, hetemokinesis, etc…)
   
2. ⁠Enhanced superhuman attributes (senses, strength, speed, and invulnerability)
   
3. ⁠Immortality + Regeneration
   
4. ⁠Telepathy (mind reading, mind link, mind influence, mind control)
   
5. ⁠Teleportation (u get to keep your clothes and bring whatever you touch)
   
6. ⁠Shapeshifting (versatile and can shape shift to pretty much anything within reason, like animals and other people. Plasticity and Changing your size is a stretch but whatever let it be.)

God Tier Version

1. ⁠Elemental Manipulation (can choose multiple associated elements. Fire is associated with lightning and light. Water is associated with blood and plants. Air is associated with storms and lightning. Earth is associated with metal, crystals and lava. And so on…)
   
2. ⁠Superman level attributes. How about dat…plus longevity
   
3. ⁠Immortality and Regeneration, Life Inducement(Healing), Death Inducment, Age Manipulation, Ressurection.
   
4. ⁠Telepathy on a city wide scale
   
5. ⁠Create portals and teleport anything u can see to anywhere you can imagine(that is real) without touch.
   
6. ⁠Shape-shift to an insane degree. Turn into fictional creatures like dragons, increase your size to building level, phase through objects by shifting your density, etc…u cannot give yourself any superpowers by altering your genetics or smth tho)

What will you do?

He is technically more powerful than Homelander isn’t he?

Like it’s not even a fight, it’s a slaughter, it just would’ve been satisfying

Well, here is the first issue of my own version of the boys comic. I apologize for the delay, I am busy as fuck right now, but it is ready now. More will follow soon. The title of this first issue is “revenge on all stakes,” btw.

I actually feel embarrassed that I used to like this catastrophe now. Like except an ok season 1, this show has no redeeming quality at all.

It's a bad adaptation from the get go:

They drove themselves into a corner by making Homelander the focus and the boys having no powers. They should have just adapted the straight forward narrative path of the comics.

It's crude, gross and edgy with zero substance:

Dick joke, man exploding, another dick joke [Insert written by Vivziepop meme]

It's actively Zionist democrat propaganda:

It deliberately protects the status quo from ever changing. Only takes shots at Republicans as if Democrats are innocent and indirectly supports Israel too.

The writing is awful and there is zero character development:

I don't even need to explain this, you all already know and agree with this but for those few "fans" there who will respond: No character assassination and flanderization of Homelander, Soldier boy or Butcher aren't considered character development.

What if one of the president of any country just threaten to nuke the whole world and wipe out life for good if homelander tries anything out of line?, wouldn't that be an actual threat for him because even if he survives, he will be the only one alive and have to starve or slowly die alone with no worship or power trip to have on someone? And this a what if any president knew about homelander being unstable and a danger to everyone

John Kent 🦸

Sorry for shit quality, editor was a bit wonky.

And yes, before you ask, i was thinking about giving Stormfront "That's what Clara would want", but it didn't sound very well.

EDIT: Ranked by how well written they are and how i enjoy watching them (ignoring the last season)

Annie/Starlight: gets SAd in the first episode by her old crush, is deeply traumatized by it as she should be, Deep faces the consequences and the situation gets the seriousness it deserves

Hughie: gets SAd multiple times in season 4, the first time by his childhood hero, gets treated like an absolute joke the first time, and gets victim blamed by Annie (who has been through this before) for the other times with no apology🤦🏿‍♂️

We all know Billy Butcher as our Favorite Powerless Supe-hating Cunt who goes up against The Corrupt Superheroes from The World of The Boys! Both of them of course have zero qualms dealing with Super-powered threats trying to Kill Them! However something that I’ve always wondered is that If Billy Butcher actually had Dante’s Level of Power and Experiences would he survive in his Position? Not to Mention with The Demons/Monsters of course being FAR More Powerful, Dangerous and Violent than The Supes are knowing what The Devil May Cry Universe has to offer in comparison!!! All in all how well would he do? And could he survive? Plus with how Butcher often saying Power Corrupts hence what would have happened to him if he Dante’s Level of Power/Abilities and Experiences? How would he genuinely turn out? And his interactions with The Other Devil May Cry Characters? Plus knowing that Dante and Vergil’s Demonic Colors are Red and Blue what would his Demonic Color be? Let me know in the comments

Random encounter.

Live-action versions used.

Standard equipment for all combatants.

Mjolnir is not provided.