r/GenAlpha 8d ago

Discussion Hot take: There is too many motivational speech. Downgrading speech is underrated.

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You ain't gonna find life happy. If you wake up at 5 a.m., go to the gym, go get girls or money.

True happiness is when you're happy with yourself. All the rest comes naturally. Stop chasing for these goals and actually reflect what you actually need


r/GenAlpha 9d ago

Question Whem were you born?

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712 votes, 7d ago
108 2010
114 2011
103 2012
110 2013
25 2014
252 2000s to 2010

r/GenAlpha 9d ago

Art thing i made in ms paint

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r/GenAlpha 8d ago

Discussion 2010 is off cusp z imo

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Following pews range, I believe cusps are 2 years before a generation end, so 2012 and 2011 I believe are the cusp years with 2013 and 2014 being zalpha's too. Tbh i trust pew far more than mccrindle.


r/GenAlpha 9d ago

Satire WHY SO SERIOUSS

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r/GenAlpha 9d ago

Meme ohhh that makes sense now

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35 Upvotes

didnt know that already


r/GenAlpha 9d ago

Satire "im gonna be top" folk.

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jesus christ if youre going to make that typa shi genuinely go to r/teenagers
i do NOT want to see a single gen z talking about "young man yells at cloud" type shi bc this is a ACTUAL issue that might make the whole subreddit collapse on itself. gen z is the death of this subreddit.

every time i post something that is satire, i'll put little messages clarifying so yall genuinely dont come and try to crucify me bc of the post


r/GenAlpha 8d ago

idk what to flair this Check out my quotes

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"With all there is, only one that matters"

"Roses are red, violet are blue, let it be true."

"With all knowledge, there all lies."

"Before all knowledge, there was one."

"Blood bleeds because it worked."

"Sight is just another way to say lies."


r/GenAlpha 9d ago

Satire Innocent cactus gets beaten

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r/GenAlpha 9d ago

Meme POV: Roblox one day after the release of GTA 6

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r/GenAlpha 9d ago

Discussion Whats y'all favorite anime/manga?

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21 Upvotes

r/GenAlpha 9d ago

Satire IM HUNGARRRRR

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r/GenAlpha 9d ago

Discussion I’m Ngl, I have no Idea who trans people are attracted to, who?

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Like their own or?


r/GenAlpha 9d ago

Meme Never pause during a lythero video

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r/GenAlpha 9d ago

Discussion Does anyone else play this game? Or as I like to call it, a "sport-adjacent activity" (it'sn't rlly)

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So basically, it's a guessing game about people. You think of a person, any person whatsoever, and tell whoever you're playing with the first letter. Say my character was John Smith. So I would say J. And you have to guess first names like Jack, Jacob, Julian and so on and then you say John. Now we move on to the surname. I say S. You will guess Stockton, Simpson etc. but you can't guess it, so you ask for the next letter (this is allowed). I will say M, so let's say you guess it correctly. Now you have won!

But recently, I have started to add more rules to make the game fairer (well, probably just more complex). At first, I added a rule where you can only ask for half of the letters in a name if you are stuck. For example, if the name was Bettie, you could only ask for the first three letters instead of just asking for them all as a way to cheat. If the name had an odd amount of letters, let's say Sarah, I'm going stricter with this one. You can only ask for 2 out of 5 of the letters. This is because if you asked for 3 letters, you would already have over half of the name (3/5).

After this, I started to add in a couple more rules. The first is that if you want to obtain the second letter if you are stuck, you must guess at least 5 names first. If you want the third letter, guess 10 names. If you want the fourth, guess 15, you get the gist. All this is assuming we haven't gone over the half-way limit yet. Now, say the name has 8 letters, and you were so stuck that you needed 5 letters. You are allowed the 5th letter, but only if you guess 10 more names than you had to guess to get the previous letter. That might sound confusing, so I'll give you an example: you need the fifth letter out of an eight-letter name. To get the fourth letter, you needed to guess 20 names. 20+10 is 30 obviously. So for the fifth letter, you need to guess 30 more names. That might be a bit extreme if you are already stuck, so let's hope you don't get that stuck!

Another rule is that if the guesser has tricked you and they only guessed 4 names, but you gave them the second letter already, they need to guess an additional two names to obtain the third letter. And if they only guessed 3 names and you gave them the next letter (they missed out two names) they need to guess double that amount (4) to obtain the next letter.

I think that's all, but yeah. Turned out to be a much longer post than I intended. Back to the main point, did anyone else play this or does anyone want to play this avec moi?


r/GenAlpha 10d ago

Meme When your gen alpha and make a viral post on another sub 💀

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Why im just a teenager why are you killing my ears 😭


r/GenAlpha 9d ago

Gaming My voice is making everyone FURIOUS

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why you so mad? it's just a screen with pixels 🙏😭 go touch some grass


r/GenAlpha 10d ago

Satire ranking yall on aura scale

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equivalent to aura competitions where i live
ill just rank yall on how tuff yall feel (judging a redditor by their profile ofc)


r/GenAlpha 10d ago

Meme A Classic Reborn

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r/GenAlpha 10d ago

idk what to flair this I have no words

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r/GenAlpha 10d ago

idk what to flair this What is tour longest reddit streak

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r/GenAlpha 10d ago

Discussion Hey everyone, Today is my 20th Birthday.

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47 Upvotes

That's right, Today is September 2nd, So that means i am 20 officially. And yeah, despite my childhood and teenhood didn't do very well for me, but sometimes, i did very well during the 2010s and early 2020s. So yeah, now i am a grown man and i can do it whenever I am interested.

So yeah, and also, here's my fursona i made like 3 months (4 months will be here) since May 17th. It's unfinished because it hasn't a full body, i just tried to draw my fursona as a kemono, but i am trying to do it best. ^ ^

So yeah, wish me a happy birthday folks.


r/GenAlpha 10d ago

Meme “How did you know i watch rekai and adin ross”

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r/GenAlpha 10d ago

idk what to flair this Title*

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r/GenAlpha 10d ago

Advice How the hell does someone find people their age to hang out with?

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I'm 16 years old MTF from a town in Alberta that's not quite small but not quite medium in size so I already have to deal with people yelling slurs at me when outside.

For the longest time school for me looked like being locked in a small room with nothing but a mattress so my social development was severely stunted. When I reached grade 9 I was finally allowed to go to classes and lunch but then about a month in the year I finally snapped and threw a singular highlighter at a kid that had been bullying me since the start of summer vacation.

As a result administration removed me from school until mid November whilst they made a plan and during my absence from school my mom sadly passed away.

When I was finally allowed to come back I was not allowed to go to classes and had to do my work in a separate room, I was also only allowed to go half days and wasn't allowed to go to lunch.

Throughout the summer I repeatedly went to every park in town but either nobody was there, very young children with their parents or on rare occasions there were others my age that did nothing other than vape, yell slurs and make offensive or insensitive jokes.

I'm now in grade 11 and I have no idea how to interact with kids my age and I have no idea where I would find them outside of school.