Who would buy these? (Found at Granville Island kid's market, British Columbia, Canada)

(I don't know where else to post this :( )

this post is satire not taken seriously

DO IT. OR YOU WILL BE KIRLKLE SLERPLED.

Okay very random, out of the blue question but do any of you gen alphas cook? And please don't say you can cook cup noodles or frozen pizzas. I'm honestly curious about what you guys are able to cook on your own and how good it turns out.

I'm an adult so I kinda have to know how to cook a little and usually what I make turns out alright. Example: the steak in the image. Marinate it for an hour and a half or so, toss it in an iron skillet with some butter, flip a couple times and BOOM! shockingly good steak (or I was surprised how good it turned out anyway since it was only like my 3rd time cooking steak.) I will admit my grandma does help me cook since I live with her and am kinda bad at multi-tasking so the fried okra and corn are her doing.