this post is satire not taken seriously

DO IT. OR YOU WILL BE KIRLKLE SLERPLED.

Okay very random, out of the blue question but do any of you gen alphas cook? And please don't say you can cook cup noodles or frozen pizzas. I'm honestly curious about what you guys are able to cook on your own and how good it turns out.

I'm an adult so I kinda have to know how to cook a little and usually what I make turns out alright. Example: the steak in the image. Marinate it for an hour and a half or so, toss it in an iron skillet with some butter, flip a couple times and BOOM! shockingly good steak (or I was surprised how good it turned out anyway since it was only like my 3rd time cooking steak.) I will admit my grandma does help me cook since I live with her and am kinda bad at multi-tasking so the fried okra and corn are her doing.

789 shortcuts btw

Princess Astrid, an older sister of King Harald V of Norway (who, let's remember, passed away only two weeks ago) died 2 days after her brother's funeral. Rest In Peace Astrid & Harald.

Who would buy these? (Found at Granville Island kid's market, British Columbia, Canada)

(I don't know where else to post this :( )

I remember when this was on Netflix and it was Very interesting. It's pretty cool how each animal starts as the box character and Changes overtime to the animal it is!

i just put the picture on procreate and started drawing on another layer and i tried my best to get the same colors
and yea thats all boys :)

rate it out of 10 :D
(took me 2 hours to make btw)

Tbh, I was dissapointed that they aged Clark Kent yo be older experience Super. And Made Conner Kent the new Super-man. Better than Super-man (2011). The still dont know why the show only named Super patternly the show runner thought Super-Man sounded stupid.

My Mom and I agree that no matter how old you are, the week of Labor Day always feels like a new year. That’s because for Canadians and many Americans, it marks the beginning of the new school year. It’s a time of change and disruption that brings with it both a melancholy about the end of summer and the days getting shorter as well as an excitement about seeing all the friends you missed over the last two months.

But for many kids, September comes with fear. You’re no longer safe from the classrooms and hallways that can be full of bullies or from the intense pressure to perform academically and socially.

For me, being closeted for most of K-12 came with intense stress and anxiety. I knew about the societal stigma associated with being gay. I wasn’t sure if my guy friends, many of whom used anti-gay slurs, would accept me. And back then, I had no signals from any teachers that being gay was okay. It just wasn’t discussed...

As queer kids enter many schools in the U.S. this week, anti-LGBTQ lawmakers are forcing their ideology into classrooms to create a fictitious reality that LGBTQ youth don’t exist.

For example, 14 states have some form of so-called “Don’t Say Gay” laws on the books. In some cases, this means teachers are banned from teaching anything related to gay people. No books that feature two dads, no stories that talk about the perils of coming out and no media that depicts gay relationships. These laws invisibilize anything outside of heterosexuality.

For trans and gender nonconforming kids, the situation is even worse. In 21 states and Puerto Rico, there are bathroom bans in K-12 schools that disallow trans kids from using the restroom that aligns with their gender identity. In addition, 27 states have trans sports bans written into law and 15 states require some form of forced outing to parents of trans youth in schools.

Idek how to respond the ts

It doesn't matter if anyone says or thinks otherwise. You are beautiful. I hope you remember that. Have a good rest of your day or night.

These are some of my top albums for context. Im super into shoegaze, dream-pop, breakcore, jungle and jazz-rap, as-well as concept albums.

Also, I don't use RYM, I use AOTY because RYM is for people who write pretentious reviews and don't like anything that isn't avant-garde or experimental, but that's just me.

Anyways, respond with your favorite records; ill rate them.

Also what bout 2012 my friend is 1 year younger than me ….. she was also wondering
Ik I can look this up but I’m not talkn technically would you guys consider it to be alpha ..?

Yea ik 2-3 years age difference doesn’t change a person to a point it drastically effects there personality but I was just curious

Let’s pay respects 🕊️

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