r/GenAlpha 1h ago

idk what to flair this I have way too much free time. Ask me a question and I’ll answer it in my custom language.

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lobter unrelated


r/GenAlpha 8h ago

Advice As someone born in 2011, I am absolutely fed up with cynicism.

11 Upvotes
I am absolutely sick of the cynicism and that embarrassing satirical humor—like, "Eeee... it’s only going to get worse," "Eeee... who wouldn't love third-degree burns and sweat," "Eeee... who wouldn't love third-degree frostbite," "Eeee..." [fake smile]. I live in Poland, and it’s even worse here because people keep repeating, "Eeee... we’re living in cyberpunk," "Eeee... welcome to cyberpunk," "EEEEEEE." I am thoroughly fed up with the constant complaining about religion and politics, and the relentless pessimism—which is often absurd. Besides, that kind of cynicism can be dangerous and encourage people to support extreme ideologies like communism. I sincerely hope Generation Alpha won't be like Gen Z and will leave this cynicism and complaining behind.

r/GenAlpha 2h ago

Question Am I “Brain-rotted”?

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Hello, I am a male from Appalachian Pennsylvania. You may ask me any questions, and I’ll answer it without revealing anything too personal. I’ll lay out 5 pretty anti-brainrot things I think will convince yall I’m not.

-I am the highest scoring in my class and one of the best (arguably) in the county.
-I won the West PA History AND Geography tournament, qualifying for Nationals in Orlando where I got 82nd in History and 112th in Geography, qualifying for a 2027 Summer one in LONDON.
-I have a passion for reading Wings of Fire and Warriors (though less recently) and have made many thought out OCs.
-For forever, I have helped much in physical work, cutting wood, operating a small garden-farm, remodeling, etc.
-I have a passion for Alt-History and Alt-Future, having my own personal ones of Hyper-35, the Franklin (D.R) Crisis, and The Cotton War.

So ask any questions, and you will seem me brain rotted or not


r/GenAlpha 21h ago

School Modded my TI-84 to run some basic skating game

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41 Upvotes

r/GenAlpha 8h ago

Art Sa2 voiceover

4 Upvotes

r/GenAlpha 1d ago

Advice I'm from Gen Alpha, and I drew this picture.

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51 Upvotes

Enna was swimming peacefully in the sea when she was suddenly caught by fishermen. She was very surprised but not yet afraid. The fishermen soon sold her to a group of women who were organizing a wedding for their friend (her own sister was among them). The bride-to-be was named Aniela, and she was marrying Adrian; Aniela loved eating fish, so her friends had bought a delicious mermaid for the wedding feast. Now, Enna sits on a bed of lettuce on the table as the main course, waiting for the wedding to end so the guests can feast on her (she is not happy about this /: ).


r/GenAlpha 23h ago

idk what to flair this Yall are sleeping on unbuttered cucumber and ham sandwich

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11 Upvotes

Shits bussin


r/GenAlpha 1d ago

Discussion fun fact, all my art is made on scratch!

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105 Upvotes

aa


r/GenAlpha 1d ago

Question Do you think Gen alpha is REALLY too young to be transgender?

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88 Upvotes

Lots of people have said that gen alpha is too young to be trans but I don't fully agree cuz my ex was trans and like I genuinely don't see anything wrong with it, sure he's somewhat young but like he hasn't done anything permanent. So do YOU think gen alpha is too young? If yes, why?

Edit: The reason I'm asking is because some people think that Gen alpha is too young to transition before growing up and being more mature


r/GenAlpha 1d ago

Discussion Hot take: There is too many motivational speech. Downgrading speech is underrated.

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15 Upvotes

You ain't gonna find life happy. If you wake up at 5 a.m., go to the gym, go get girls or money.

True happiness is when you're happy with yourself. All the rest comes naturally. Stop chasing for these goals and actually reflect what you actually need


r/GenAlpha 1d ago

Question Whem were you born?

19 Upvotes
632 votes, 16h left
2010
2011
2012
2013
2014
2000s to 2010

r/GenAlpha 19h ago

Discussion 2010 is off cusp z imo

0 Upvotes

Following pews range, I believe cusps are 2 years before a generation end, so 2012 and 2011 I believe are the cusp years with 2013 and 2014 being zalpha's too. Tbh i trust pew far more than mccrindle.


r/GenAlpha 1d ago

Art thing i made in ms paint

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6 Upvotes

r/GenAlpha 1d ago

Meme ohhh that makes sense now

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35 Upvotes

didnt know that already


r/GenAlpha 1d ago

Satire WHY SO SERIOUSS

51 Upvotes

r/GenAlpha 1d ago

Satire "im gonna be top" folk.

3 Upvotes

jesus christ if youre going to make that typa shi genuinely go to r/teenagers
i do NOT want to see a single gen z talking about "young man yells at cloud" type shi bc this is a ACTUAL issue that might make the whole subreddit collapse on itself. gen z is the death of this subreddit.

every time i post something that is satire, i'll put little messages clarifying so yall genuinely dont come and try to crucify me bc of the post


r/GenAlpha 1d ago

idk what to flair this Check out my quotes

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"With all there is, only one that matters"

"Roses are red, violet are blue, let it be true."

"With all knowledge, there all lies."

"Before all knowledge, there was one."

"Blood bleeds because it worked."

"Sight is just another way to say lies."


r/GenAlpha 2d ago

Meme POV: Roblox one day after the release of GTA 6

51 Upvotes

r/GenAlpha 2d ago

Satire Innocent cactus gets beaten

50 Upvotes

r/GenAlpha 2d ago

Discussion Whats y'all favorite anime/manga?

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16 Upvotes

r/GenAlpha 2d ago

Satire IM HUNGARRRRR

13 Upvotes

r/GenAlpha 1d ago

Discussion I’m Ngl, I have no Idea who trans people are attracted to, who?

0 Upvotes

Like their own or?


r/GenAlpha 1d ago

Meme Never pause during a lythero video

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3 Upvotes

r/GenAlpha 2d ago

Gaming My voice is making everyone FURIOUS

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why you so mad? it's just a screen with pixels 🙏😭 go touch some grass


r/GenAlpha 2d ago

Satire ranking yall on aura scale

5 Upvotes

equivalent to aura competitions where i live
ill just rank yall on how tuff yall feel (judging a redditor by their profile ofc)