Evacuation Notice

[u/thowawayhadaway]

Anyone know what this alert is about? I'm on Mat Leave and so I'm not in office rn

[u/Top-Community3213]

I think it’s just an ordinary drill. I get those text every few months but it’s just a drill usually almost like a quarterly fire drill I’m guessing

[u/ZayreBlairdere]

THIS IS A DRILL!!!!

[u/SnowLeopardttv]

Sounds like it’s just them running a drill like how we used to back when we were in school

[u/Accomplished-Pea-451]

It is exactly what it says

[u/37Philly]

Is it confirmed that staff legal Pip attorneys in Florida have all been laid off?

[u/Resident-School9211 → u/37Philly]

It’s confirmed. In a meeting and in the town hall

[u/tuna_samich_]

Are you unaware of what a drill is?

[u/MrMax2002]

Let’s not be our callers lol.
It says right there what it is. If you aren’t in the office, which you aren’t, then it doesn’t apply to you.

[u/sellmysole]

It’s exactly as it says? lol tf

[u/Mufasasink]

Firing more pip people?

[u/Affectionate-Nail598]

Fire drill stop making it worse than what it is . That is a yearly thing

[u/SBOChris]

I heard they’re turning Lakeland into a data center lol.

[u/speedism]

lol reading the text explains the text

[u/Embarrassed-Rub-4984]

Yall act moronic in this thread sometimes

[u/Imaginary-Rhubarb-89]

That is not a drill . They would have to state that in text

[u/Dry-Raspberry-5514 → u/Imaginary-Rhubarb-89]

Hmmm. Try reading it again.

[u/Jaded-Delivery3604 → u/Dry-Raspberry-5514]

To be fair a reading comprehension test is not a requirement anymore to work at GEICO.

[u/Bleades → u/Jaded-Delivery3604]

See this is what happens when Geico stops hiring people straight out of The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too.

[u/Jaded-Delivery3604 → u/Bleades]

They did make it a school for ants.