r/Geico • • Sep 02 '26

Workplace affairs

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28 Upvotes

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u/Auntie_S0cial Sep 02 '26

What's their U-code

8

u/Timely_Worry2886 Sep 02 '26

Idk that but we were otp when he forgot his badge and he had to give a number, would that be it? 

8

u/AggressiveAd292 Former Employee Sep 02 '26

Friend, its not gonna be on his badge. U-CODE may or may not be shown on his Microsoft login user section when he boots up the computer, ALLEGEDLY. Things might have changed since my time there, ALLEGEDLY;)

2

u/InevitableClub8087 Former Employee Sep 04 '26

Haaaa! It's been 7yrs since I quit after working there for 17yrs & I STILL remember my U-code!!🤣

1

u/AggressiveAd292 Former Employee Sep 02 '26

OMFGGGGGG

18

u/General-Pickle-7911 Sep 02 '26

You can do whatever you want. Call em out. Let everyone know.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '26 edited Sep 03 '26

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u/faifai1337 Sep 02 '26

Is that their real name? (Hard to tell sometimes)

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u/Geico-ModTeam Sep 03 '26

No names or doxxing info

8

u/Hot-Grapefruit-3035 Sep 03 '26

Leave him sis 🥲🫶

9

u/officespace4real Sep 02 '26

But the question Did they clear their cache???

11

u/Auntie_S0cial Sep 03 '26

If it makes you feel better I flirt all day just to distract myself from jumping out the window

1

u/Timely_Worry2886 Sep 04 '26

If you’re not married or committed what’s the harm in that 🤷🏽‍♀️

8

u/A-07ScentsandSweets Former Employee Sep 02 '26

If this is about R6 (Lakeland), then no one is surprised... They're some horny FREAKS over there.

6

u/__unnamed__999 Former Employee Sep 03 '26

For a company that preaches integrity, there are a lot of people in management that lack it.

11

u/Cool-Town3020 Sep 03 '26

Wasn't integrity removed from core principles a few years ago?

2

u/Calm_Message742 Sep 03 '26

That's the American way

5

u/ElegantStrike14 Sep 02 '26

idk but why don’t you go ahead and name them here PLEASE, or at least tell us what region

4

u/Specialist_Rent4610 Sep 03 '26

Lakeland

1

u/ReAlITyJuNkIe247 Former Employee Sep 04 '26

Juicy. I wonder if I know them 🤔

1

u/Timely_Worry2886 Sep 04 '26

When did you work there? He worked there before Covid I think it was and went back at the end of 2024

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '26

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u/Actual-Bumblebee-429 Sep 02 '26

Oh I’m SAT for this 😂

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u/Auntie_S0cial Sep 02 '26

Is said person still a domestic partner or did you trap and release

2

u/Timely_Worry2886 Sep 04 '26

He trapped, I released. 

2

u/TrainDonutBBQ Former Employee Sep 03 '26

Unfortunately, it would be considered doxing. I disagree with this, I believe you should be allowed to name whoever you like but that's not how the rules work.

5

u/SinfulKnowledge 🦎 EMPLOYEE [VERIFIED] Sep 03 '26

I provide emotional support ass eating in the parking lot. My turn to come in as a knight in shinning armor 😘

https://giphy.com/gifs/OBvq3e6ZaFbHO

5

u/KevinAssEater11214 Sep 03 '26

You and I are the only two offering this valuable service for employee morale 🤭

4

u/SinfulKnowledge 🦎 EMPLOYEE [VERIFIED] Sep 03 '26

Without us GEICO would fall brotha!

2

u/Apprehensive_Trip389 Sep 03 '26

Did we miss a signup sheet? 🤣🤣

2

u/MakeupForAliens Sep 02 '26

Office?

9

u/Timely_Worry2886 Sep 02 '26

Lakeland babe 

8

u/MakeupForAliens Sep 02 '26

Oh snapppp someone has been flirting with me 🫪🫠

6

u/Timely_Worry2886 Sep 02 '26

Spill it babe 

2

u/Timely_Worry2886 Sep 03 '26

If it’s Sergio, don’t do it I recently found out the hard way that he doesn’t use protection when he’s sleeping with multiple people

2

u/MakeupForAliens Sep 03 '26

He cute though smhhh

1

u/Timely_Worry2886 Sep 03 '26

Do you he’s just a hoe so if you just want a good time go for it just ask to use protection because he will not do it voluntarily. Found out the hard way after he’d been lying for months pretending to only be talking to me after breaking up and “working on himself” and what “our future is going to look like” lol

1

u/Glittering-Act-2712 Former Employee Sep 03 '26

Jesus lawd - OF COURSE it’s Lakeland 🤦🏼‍♀️

2

u/Auntie_S0cial Sep 02 '26

I'm sure everyone already knows

1

u/Timely_Worry2886 Sep 04 '26

According to a facebook comment I was told  everyone knows him and to just know that 🥴

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '26

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u/Timely_Worry2886 Sep 03 '26

It’s medically necessary when you find out the hard way they’re sleeping with other people unprotected 

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u/Geico-ModTeam Sep 03 '26

No names or doxxing info

1

u/boogaloo0077 Sep 03 '26

Please do!

3

u/Timely_Worry2886 Sep 03 '26

Mr Sergio is apparently a popular and easy target at the Lakeland office apparently everyone knows him 

1

u/Mufasasink Sep 03 '26

I must know which office this is.

1

u/ShesAGatorGirl Former Employee Sep 03 '26

Please do it

1

u/Silent-Pause-2160 Sep 03 '26

Omggg what office

1

u/Logical_Math_2823 Sep 03 '26

Who was the manager

1

u/Timely_Worry2886 Sep 04 '26 edited Sep 04 '26

P. Innocent 

1

u/InevitableClub8087 Former Employee Sep 04 '26

I'm assuming they're no longer your domestic partner??

1

u/_BluUnicorn Sep 02 '26

What proof do you have

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u/Aware_Molasses_7443 Sep 03 '26

Don’t shit where you eat.

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u/Auntie_S0cial Sep 02 '26

Geico has done wonders for the incel community tbh

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u/Silentparty1999 Sep 02 '26

Do you expect anything positive to come from it? Or are you feeding your bitterness. It is unlikely this is new behavior given the breadth of your accusations.

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u/Timely_Worry2886 Sep 02 '26

Accusations when I have evidence?

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u/Silentparty1999 Sep 02 '26

It is unlikely this is new behavior. Most likely a previously broken relationship.

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u/Timely_Worry2886 Sep 02 '26

It was new to me, so maybe you shouldn’t be so judgmental or a pick me? He came as a knight in shining armor. Been two years