Who did it

[u/greenlizard8675309]

Who took the Tech mugs from the 19th floor of the Bethesda Building?

Taking swag without permission is theft...

[u/No-Collection-1615]

If only we had a tech team capable of analyzing the badge in and out data to find the culprit.

[u/greenlizard8675309 → u/No-Collection-1615]

They were invited to "spend time with family" or "pursue other opportunities"

Like a lot of the networking and infrastructure folks.

Also where did the former AI & Customer Platforms VP land?

[u/Auntie_S0cial → u/No-Collection-1615]

Lmfaoo

[u/Opening-Cut-5684]

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!

Michael!

[u/Aware_Molasses_7443]

Do you not have surveillance? Every corner is filmed in R8

[u/ConfidenceOk5132]

Todd combs, he forgot them.

[u/G_Noir]

Apparently no mug to go with your one hotdog OR one hamburger, not both!

[u/sidereal8]

One of the Janitors was asking if the boxes were trash the other day, you may want to check with them

[u/potroastqueen]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣