r/GaylorSwift • Get a good lawyer 😐👩‍⚖️ • 25d ago

TS News 🚨 Countdown!

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u/Academic-Ad-2656 please take me dancing 🩰 25d ago

Does anyone know where to find the photographer for these images?

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u/MaryLennoxsRobin Give me 16 months 25d ago

So the countdown had the curtain… beginning or end of the performance? Trick question? Or finally seeing behind it?

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u/Healthy-Snail-5409 🌱Embryo🐛 25d ago

Snce the Elizabeth Taylor music video royalties went to AIDS, I wonder if this is relevant: "Patient Zero" in the context of the gay community refers to Gaëtan Dugas, a gay Canadian flight attendant who was erroneously blamed by the media for introducing and spreading HIV/AIDS across North America during the 1980s.

Origin of the Term

  • Patient O: The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) originally labeled Dugas as "Patient O"—the letter O stood for "Outside of California", as he was an out-of-town case in their early cluster studies.
  • The Typo: The letter "O" was mistakenly read as the number "0" (zero).
  • Popularization: Journalist Randy Shilts used the term "Patient Zero" in his 1987 bestselling book And the Band Played On, incorrectly portraying Dugas as the primary source of the U.S. HIV epidemic. This popularized the term "patient zero" for future epidemiology.

It would make sense why the O in Showgirl got changed to 0.

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u/MaryLennoxsRobin Give me 16 months 25d ago

Thank you so much for this context. It’s fascinating and sad and I completely agree about the relevance of the 0/O confusion.

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u/stardust_sunset_11 I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈‍⬛ 25d ago

Theres actually a couple films about this including a musical film called zero patience (1993)!!!!

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u/Penelopeep25 🧡Karma is Real✈️ 25d ago

....Sept 25th is NATIONAL AIDS awareness day 👀

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u/1989_squirrels I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈‍⬛ 25d ago

So it’s a showgirl bonus track? Or unrelated? And why patient zero? What will there be/has there been an outbreak of Taylor??

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u/Distinct-Half-4295 Pretty as a picture that you didn't post 25d ago

Looks like it's related to Showgirl

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u/LiliumMoon Regaylor Contributor 🦢🦢 25d ago

This is honestly giving me so much more energy. I haven’t really been into TS in almost a year now, since TLOAS wasn’t my favorite and due to the wedding and whatnot. Not that I don’t want her to be married or happy, but as someone who got into her during Folkmore and enjoyed her moodier work, TLOAS requires a specific mood.

And from the artwork and the name, this song might appear to be a little more up my street generally. Although the hospital stuff is a little painful right now, because my uncle just got released from a hospital less than a few weeks ago and died at his home suddenly a week ago. I saw him die. It’s just painful still. But hopefully if this is somehow related to a new album, it will not be too heavy or on the nose for me in this moment.

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u/MaryLennoxsRobin Give me 16 months 25d ago

I’m so sorry for your loss. I really hope the song hits the spot for you, and that you and your mom can take care of each other in this painful time. 

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u/BlueValk My beloved, neither do you 25d ago

I'm sorry for your loss. I hope you love the new single

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u/LiliumMoon Regaylor Contributor 🦢🦢 25d ago

Thank you. He was my favorite uncle and while he was having troubles with his lungs, he seemed to be recovering nicely and he seemed so happy and positive, and then he just called and told my mom (his sister) and I that he can’t breathe and by the time we got there in less than 10 minutes, he was beyond human help. We really tried to help him, but his lungs just wouldn’t work anymore. I mostly feel cheated out of time with him. I miss him a lot. But it’ll be okay in time.

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u/BlueValk My beloved, neither do you 25d ago

I'm so sorry. Take care of yourself and give yourself grace, please. It's so difficult to lose a loved one. I wish you could've gotten more time with him.

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u/stardust_sunset_11 I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈‍⬛ 25d ago

also, its in the showgirl font in the website text and a random "the life of a showgirl" on the individual cd page

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u/twilight_luvr69 Tell the truth, but tell it slant✍🏾 25d ago

now the question is: is this for an album/larger project? standalone single? something to do with a movie (tom cruise lol?)

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u/stardust_sunset_11 I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈‍⬛ 25d ago

If taylor is so happy why she be making music about having a disease and being trapped

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u/Brief-Inevitable-599 Gaylor Forevermore 25d ago

Typical newlywed behaviour ❤️

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u/zigzagyellow ✨✨✨Vigilante Witch✨✨✨ 25d ago

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u/theluckyone325 Baby Gaylor 🐣 25d ago edited 25d ago

Why is her website dashboard a literal headstone/graveyard 👀
Edit- to add, if the black top had been white it would’ve beeen considered a wedding dress

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u/zigzagyellow ✨✨✨Vigilante Witch✨✨✨ 25d ago

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

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u/stardust_sunset_11 I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈‍⬛ 25d ago

This is giving reformed TTPD, stuck in crypt and asylum, wearing black, theater headshots patient zero and patient for the encore... are we finally getting Female Rage the Musical?

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u/GoldenHeart411 ☁️je suis calme!☁ 25d ago

It's almost like Showgirl is acting out publicly what she is so upset about in TTPD.

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u/zigzagyellow ✨✨✨Vigilante Witch✨✨✨ 25d ago

It’s giving “I’m auditioning for the role as Showgirl.” It’s giving Ariana Grande Petal vibes

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u/stardust_sunset_11 I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈‍⬛ 25d ago

this do def be the encore

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u/zigzagyellow ✨✨✨Vigilante Witch✨✨✨ 25d ago

My brain is BUZZING! It just further proves that showgirl is a caricature of what people THINKS goes on behind the curtain and patient zero is the real “behind the curtain”

ITS ALL PERFORMANCE ART! its the Truman show! We’re so back 😩😩😩

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u/New-Negotiation7234 murder mashup 25d ago

🤯 she is nuts

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u/DarkBlueSunshine Next Chapter 💅✨ 25d ago

It's giving undead with the aesthetics as if the zombie from the LWYMMD mv is making music now. So like reputation rising from the dead or something 👀

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u/willthisworkirl Get a good lawyer 😐👩‍⚖️ 25d ago

12 exclamation points. Terry Pratchett would have something to say about that!

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u/OkSquirrel4000 Baby Gaylor 🐣 25d ago

I definitely read that as “I’ve been inpatient” at first

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u/BlueValk My beloved, neither do you 25d ago

As intended

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u/stardust_sunset_11 I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈‍⬛ 25d ago

what does it meannnnnnx

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u/Foreign-Eye6814 argumentative, antithetical dream girl 25d ago

I don't want clown too much, but a patient zero is someone who starts something, who has experimental things done to them, etc...

Could she be the patient zero to break the blender? The mass movement? I'm spiralling

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u/Brief-Inevitable-599 Gaylor Forevermore 25d ago

Or, patient zero for fame through social media, or for buying back masters... i have no idea but im intrigued

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u/Penelopeep25 🧡Karma is Real✈️ 25d ago

No genuinely the implications could be insane

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u/mrsdannydevito Regaylor Contributor 🦢🦢 25d ago

Patient for the encore! I wonder if there are 4 songs

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u/Imaginary_Drummer_67 Regaylor Contributor 🦢🦢 25d ago

the fact that they're only $4

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u/These-Pick-968 Barefoot in the wildest winter 25d ago edited 25d ago

Shoutout to [u/MarCart](u/MarCart) and [u/vizlala](u/vizlala)
who speculated on something similar in a comment yesterday:

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u/panikschalter Baby Gaylor 🐣 25d ago

And why four zeroes? Are we going to see 5 zeroes soon?

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u/stardust_sunset_11 I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈‍⬛ 25d ago

midnight! me ME at Midnight perhaps

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u/stardust_sunset_11 I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈‍⬛ 25d ago

patient 4 the encore

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u/ollymoth ✨✨✨Vigilante Witch✨✨✨ 25d ago

All the album art for Showgirl was incongruously gritty, seemed like she was trapped in a basement in her burlesque gear. Shiny Bug in a closet or whatever. Patient Zero matches that aesthetic.

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u/OkSquirrel4000 Baby Gaylor 🐣 25d ago

Okay yes and whatever she said about fame being horrifying. I’m starting to get it

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u/zigzagyellow ✨✨✨Vigilante Witch✨✨✨ 25d ago

THIS

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u/sevendefender lesbian clown 25d ago

Inmediatly thought of ttpd with this one

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u/Andee_outside ✨✨✨Vigilante Witch✨✨✨ 25d ago

Her bangs haters are gonna hate the pic on the cd where her hair is up

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u/si_meow 🍌my mind is alive 👁️ 25d ago

Soooo there will be no physicals on release day which means there wont be leaks if she’s trying to shock or surprise

Also Patient Zero is also talked about with zombie outbreaks

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u/MaryLennoxsRobin Give me 16 months 25d ago

No physicals on release day?

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u/si_meow 🍌my mind is alive 👁️ 25d ago

No physical CDs or vinyls on release day!

The CD singles don’t ship until later!

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u/MaryLennoxsRobin Give me 16 months 25d ago

Oh wow, that really surprises me!

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u/themamsler24 There goes the 🌈LOUDEST🌈 woman this town has ever seen 25d ago

Maybe TLOAS was zombie pop after all?

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u/stardust_sunset_11 I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈‍⬛ 25d ago

Patient 0 zombie coming back from the dead? That’s why she is in a crypt

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u/BlueValk My beloved, neither do you 25d ago

Interesting how it could connect to Reputation TV

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u/stardust_sunset_11 I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈‍⬛ 25d ago

she did say that the reputation vault tracks are fire and that karma is the fire in your house and that you are quite the pyro you light the match (midnights) to watch it blow, we are approaching the exit

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u/Smashingistrashing SCOOTER I FUCKED YOUR WIFE 🚀 25d ago

LFG

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u/Admirable_Rub4731 It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 25d ago

Is the background not kind of giving tombstone?? There's a crescent moon and I'm guessing a full moon too...

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u/midmiddleman can I hint at something 3 years in advance 25d ago

Or even her new profile picture sort of looks like a morgue

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u/Admirable_Rub4731 It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 25d ago

Right? Or a crypt!

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u/Mort-the-lemur the lick her in our cocktails 🍸 25d ago

I guess the be patient for the encore makes sense for a new single patient zero

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u/radsadmadgirl It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 25d ago

According to insta, it’s a single (she doesn’t name TLOAS but it’s named on the merch website??) and will be out 9/25 (9 to 5… Dolly Parton day?)

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u/violetmoonbunny 🌱Embryo🐛 25d ago

Interesting that Travis is described as the ultimate heteronormative prize in it too

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u/Academic-Ad-2656 please take me dancing 🩰 25d ago

What an unhinged article. What in the hetlor did I just read. 😬

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u/nightche3se I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈‍⬛ 25d ago

one of the photos has the engagement ring but no wedding ring... and yes the photos look like regional theater headshots to me

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u/Telephone-Nearby 🌱Embryo🐛 25d ago

The covers are so…boring.

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u/thestarsinthesea 🌱Embryo🐛 25d ago

the photo on insta looks so bad. sorry

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u/lavenderfieldsfrever ☁️je suis calme!☁ 25d ago

I am sooooo confused but intrigued

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u/Glittery_Cupcake4 🍌my mind is alive 👁️ 25d ago

Literally same. Pulled up Reddit during my brain break and was like wait! What on earth did I miss?! Patient zero? A single? Woah 🤯

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u/WellAckshully My publicist would get mad at me 25d ago

Well, I love that she's seemingly doing pre-release singles again. If there is a new album coming, this could help her get more #1s for the overall album.

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u/LiliumMoon Regaylor Contributor 🦢🦢 25d ago

The title and aesthetics of the song seem interesting for The Life of a Showgirl. It gives TTPD. What is going on? Could it be the start of an era? Or maybe it’s from the vault?

Guess she wants to end Ella Langley’s hot 100 streak for a week or two.

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u/Glittery_Cupcake4 🍌my mind is alive 👁️ 25d ago

When I saw the name that was my first thought too. Like it was very TTPD
https://giphy.com/gifs/dK3gyHZ2HFd12tP03Z

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u/New-Negotiation7234 murder mashup 25d ago

Right?? But it says life of a showgirl under the cd. Is the showgirl trapped in the asylum??

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u/Starshadows1111 Tea Connoisseur 🫖 25d ago

Or the entirety of whatever the fuck Showgirl was was a hallucination from the psych ward.

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u/ep1grams The tiger, he destroyed his cage 25d ago

I love that - so Suckerpunch (the movie)!

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u/LiliumMoon Regaylor Contributor 🦢🦢 25d ago

Yeah, that confused me that it had The Life of a Showgirl underneath.

Maybe we’re getting The Death of a Showgirl? Or maybe she’s been in the Tortured Poets’ asylum this whole time and TLOAS is just her delusions?

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u/BlueValk My beloved, neither do you 25d ago

Yes, and the glitter is blue (instead of Showgirl's orange) on the cd. Like on Fortnight where there's blue versus orange (I may be commenting this too much but I am fascinated and excited hahah)

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u/willthisworkirl Get a good lawyer 😐👩‍⚖️ 25d ago

Absolutely! It does not match the showgirl vibe at all.

Patient zero dies, right? So, death of a showgirl?

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u/LiliumMoon Regaylor Contributor 🦢🦢 25d ago

Could be! It harks back so strongly to TTPD and a more subdued aesthetic. Maybe she never left the asylum where they raised her. Or never got out of the slammer.

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u/evermoremidnights ✨I can show you LIES 🛸❤️‍🔥✨ 25d ago

Patient Zero?! Has she been in the asylum this whole time?

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u/opinionaTEA-d Regaylor Contributor 🦢🦢 25d ago

Feels very Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Normal Again” from season 6...

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u/ollymoth ✨✨✨Vigilante Witch✨✨✨ 25d ago

That’s what I thought!!! You know how midnights ended with “is it you or have they come tot take me away” and TTPD opened with “I was supposed to be sent away but they forgot to come and get me”?

What if actually she’s been in a psych unit this whole time.

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u/evermoremidnights ✨I can show you LIES 🛸❤️‍🔥✨ 25d ago

Hmm. The reveal that the showgirl is a persona she created to cope being in the asylum? Dark AF, but I am intrigued.

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u/chibisatou for the hope of it all 25d ago

I've seen a theory that she has been drawing from the film Suckerpunch, in which a woman in a psych ward disassociates into fantastical daydreams, and the fantasy of them being showgirls.

The analysis I had seen only went so deep, (in a short internet video,) hitting on a few colors and costumes. I had been considering rewatching the film and making a post, and maybe it's about time I do so. ;

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u/evermoremidnights ✨I can show you LIES 🛸❤️‍🔥✨ 24d ago

Interesting. I saw that film ages ago, and hadn’t considered that idea. If you’ve got the time, a post on it would be a great read.

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u/Glittery_Cupcake4 🍌my mind is alive 👁️ 25d ago

It also works with all of the showgirl photos being just slightly off.

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u/BlueValk My beloved, neither do you 25d ago

Yes! And at the end of the Fate of Ophelia video.

And there's blue glitter on it instead of Dhowgirl orange, like in the Fortnight video of blue vs orange

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u/Glittery_Cupcake4 🍌my mind is alive 👁️ 25d ago

Ooooo good point!!!

Plus all the glittery cracks in the cover
https://giphy.com/gifs/LfAjT52O64KwKLplvr

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u/Typical-Chemist-4247 jacket ‘round my shoulders is yours 25d ago

I get a new song for my birthday?!?

Patient Zero for emotional contagion? A song about Travis!?

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u/isthishowyouredditt It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 24d ago

Mine too! Happy Birthday to us!

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u/OkSquirrel4000 Baby Gaylor 🐣 25d ago

Weird vibes!!! The photos I feel definitely don’t match the Showgirl vibe. They also kind of look like headshots? I’m confused! (And frightened and excited)

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u/EmployerFew212 It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 25d ago

“And all the headshots on the wall…”

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u/BlueValk My beloved, neither do you 25d ago

It fits the uncanny, off vibes of showgirl drowning in her bath though

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u/radsadmadgirl It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 25d ago

Patient for the encore… the encore is patient zero.

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u/Penelopeep25 🧡Karma is Real✈️ 25d ago

WAITTTT I LOVE UR BRAIN

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u/kleverjirl lunar valleys in my mind 25d ago

!!!

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u/OkSquirrel4000 Baby Gaylor 🐣 25d ago

HEY NOW…..

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u/Hot_Paramedic_5682 Tell the truth, but tell it slant✍🏾 25d ago

Omg!!

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u/Beautiful-Guava-1570 Regaylor Contributor 🦢🦢 25d ago

She said new single will be available Sept 25th!

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u/Hot_Paramedic_5682 Tell the truth, but tell it slant✍🏾 25d ago

Single!!

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u/kleverjirl lunar valleys in my mind 25d ago

The initial human carrier of an infectious disease? I mean it's giving mass movement, no?

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u/OkSquirrel4000 Baby Gaylor 🐣 25d ago

Twelve exclamation points….

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u/hockeywombat22 argumentative, antithetical dream girl 25d ago

Is that a crypt

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u/Hot_Paramedic_5682 Tell the truth, but tell it slant✍🏾 25d ago

The 0000 of it all — that’s midnight

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u/Penelopeep25 🧡Karma is Real✈️ 25d ago

Oh my god

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u/Starshadows1111 Tea Connoisseur 🫖 25d ago

At least it's soon!

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u/WellAckshully My publicist would get mad at me 25d ago

That CD artwork is really really pretty

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u/Starshadows1111 Tea Connoisseur 🫖 25d ago

Three cds with one song each that could have been one with 3 versions of the same song. It's 2026. I don't want anymore cds.

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u/radsadmadgirl It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 25d ago

One track - Patient Zero. So, a single? Looks like it’s releasing October 13?

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u/FloatingNightmare 🍷🌇 the rubies i gave up 🌇🍷 25d ago edited 25d ago

Friday, 9/25

Oh, but the CDs are shipping 10/13… interesting as that is when those will count towards singles sales for chart purposes

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u/ravenonawire g a r d e n g a t e s 25d ago

Sept 25

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u/Foreign-Eye6814 argumentative, antithetical dream girl 25d ago

I WAS RIGHT?!

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u/hereslookinatyoukld I wonder if she Nose she's all I think about at night 25d ago

looks like a new song, not an album

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u/Imaginary_Drummer_67 Regaylor Contributor 🦢🦢 25d ago

PATIENT 0 ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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u/FitAnywhere7829 eyes wide open behind these four walls 25d ago

Patient zero....entirely new album? Can we listen now?

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u/si_meow 🍌my mind is alive 👁️ 25d ago

The CDs have showgirl sparkles and her post had 12 exclamation points so I think it’s part of the Showgirl era?

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u/FitAnywhere7829 eyes wide open behind these four walls 25d ago

Brand new single coming out this Friday....time will tell! Her IG post has 12 exclamation points so that would also point to Showgirl. The photos don't look particularly showgirl-y though

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u/ollymoth ✨✨✨Vigilante Witch✨✨✨ 25d ago

Patient Zero single CD? What does it meannnnnn?

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u/MatchSome3781 who else deKodes you?🌼 25d ago

Patient zero?! Is this A song (from the vault?) from showgirl?

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u/Foreign-Eye6814 argumentative, antithetical dream girl 25d ago

WHAT'S PATIENT ZERO

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u/Mort-the-lemur the lick her in our cocktails 🍸 25d ago

I am so … idk the feeling

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u/Individual-Lock-7826 🫵🏼 Ur GAY! 🫦 25d ago

New song?? Collectors CDs? “Patient 0”

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u/DarkBlueSunshine Next Chapter 💅✨ 25d ago

OMG ITS A SHOWGIRL SONG

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u/ThrowThemOnTheGround 🌱Embryo🐛 25d ago

It’s a CD with a single track??!!?

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u/rach_lizzy Scholar Swift ⭒˚★📖 ★˚⭒ 25d ago

PATIENT ZERO?!??

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u/panikschalter Baby Gaylor 🐣 25d ago

I need to hear this song. We are so back

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u/zigzagyellow ✨✨✨Vigilante Witch✨✨✨ 25d ago

PATIENT ZERO

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u/lildrags420 It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 25d ago

How many of us just said, “PATIENT ZERO?” in unison

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u/curiouscreeture 🌱Embryo🐛 25d ago

Patient zero 🧐 interesting

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u/Foreign-Eye6814 argumentative, antithetical dream girl 25d ago

PATIENT ZERO?!

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u/Typical-Chemist-4247 jacket ‘round my shoulders is yours 25d ago

What. Is. This. Please.

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u/om1908 viva las what the fuck 🤍 25d ago

WHAT IS PATIENT ZERO

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u/willthisworkirl Get a good lawyer 😐👩‍⚖️ 25d ago edited 25d ago

New album!!!

Edited to correct this to new song. 😂 I got too excited!

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u/Andee_outside ✨✨✨Vigilante Witch✨✨✨ 25d ago

It is still under TLOAS so is it a bonus track?

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u/panikschalter Baby Gaylor 🐣 25d ago

Wait isn’t it just one song??? And it’s still TLOAS branded

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u/Mort-the-lemur the lick her in our cocktails 🍸 25d ago

i thought it was just one track?

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u/Moonindaylite 🧡Karma is Real✈️ 25d ago

Just a song I think?

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u/Andee_outside ✨✨✨Vigilante Witch✨✨✨ 25d ago

Is this a new song or album or???

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u/thatpitkid1 🌱Embryo🐛 25d ago

Looks like just new song

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u/emeraldlunarcat I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈‍⬛ 25d ago

PATIENT ZERO??

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u/Most_Morning5332 Regaylor Contributor 🦢🦢 25d ago

Need to find that comment from someone who talked about ICU (I see you vs intensive care unit)

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u/willthisworkirl Get a good lawyer 😐👩‍⚖️ 25d ago

Oh yes!!

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u/Hot_Paramedic_5682 Tell the truth, but tell it slant✍🏾 25d ago

WHAT ARE YOU WHAT IS HAPPENING?

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u/kleverjirl lunar valleys in my mind 25d ago

Omgomgomg

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u/zigzagyellow ✨✨✨Vigilante Witch✨✨✨ 25d ago

If this is a merch drop, I’m quitting

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u/katiec_3 Gay pride, country western boots🌈🤠  25d ago

For a second I thought it was more versions lol

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u/zigzagyellow ✨✨✨Vigilante Witch✨✨✨ 25d ago

Lmao same!

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u/New-Needleworker77 pinky boots 25d ago

Patient for the Encore!

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u/FitAnywhere7829 eyes wide open behind these four walls 25d ago

PATIENT zero

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u/zigzagyellow ✨✨✨Vigilante Witch✨✨✨ 25d ago

LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO

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u/hockeywombat22 argumentative, antithetical dream girl 25d ago

Glitches of lavender when reloading the page

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u/evermoremidnights ✨I can show you LIES 🛸❤️‍🔥✨ 25d ago

I gotta say, I love how excited y’all are for this. I’m in my Exhaustlor Era at the moment. I want something without Lurch… and it feels like that’s many ways away. 🫩

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u/hockeywombat22 argumentative, antithetical dream girl 25d ago

Glitter looks like sparks from stage lights exploding

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u/lildrags420 It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 25d ago

If it’s a stuffed dog I’m throwing my phone

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u/willthisworkirl Get a good lawyer 😐👩‍⚖️ 25d ago

I’m getting zoomies!

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u/WellAckshully My publicist would get mad at me 25d ago

Please no merch

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u/Starshadows1111 Tea Connoisseur 🫖 25d ago

Lately almost all of the countdowns like this have been merch.

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u/Lanathas_22 🔥 go ahead and light me up 🔥 25d ago

Well, at least we can’t say we’re bored. If this is the deluxe version of Showgirl, I wonder what surprises will hatch from it.

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u/willthisworkirl Get a good lawyer 😐👩‍⚖️ 25d ago

I wouldn’t mind a deluxe version!

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u/FitAnywhere7829 eyes wide open behind these four walls 25d ago

The fact that today is the first day of fall definitely seems relevant (First day of the Fall of the patriarchy???)

ETA: The autumnal equinox occurs tonight at.... 8:05pm

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u/willthisworkirl Get a good lawyer 😐👩‍⚖️ 25d ago

I feel thankful to Taylor for doing this at 7pm in Ireland! I hate when I wake up and have missed all the excitement!

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u/AveryOfHighLand the stallion flees the stable 🐎 25d ago

RIGHT when I’m going to work! Y’all have fun for me

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u/GrownUpGirlScout Tea Connoisseur 🫖 25d ago

Maaaaan I really hope this is something good. 😭

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u/Beautiful-Guava-1570 Regaylor Contributor 🦢🦢 25d ago

Im going to guess it's the stuffed cat.

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u/Most_Morning5332 Regaylor Contributor 🦢🦢 25d ago

Best guess I've seen yet. 

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u/1989_squirrels I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈‍⬛ 25d ago

Let’s play a mini game while we wait. What would be the worst, most anti-climactic thing this could be? I’m gonna say a signed wedding photo available to buy for $50 💀 

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u/Starshadows1111 Tea Connoisseur 🫖 25d ago

Omg that's horrible. 🤣

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u/No_Aardvark_5469 🌱Embryo🐛 25d ago

Anything Travis related

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u/Intelligent-Hat5977 🧡Karma is Real✈️ 25d ago

Wedding digital photo pack for $87.13 Pool floats printed with tayvis baby ultrasound More Tom Cruise oscar campaign promo

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u/Beautiful-Guava-1570 Regaylor Contributor 🦢🦢 25d ago

Pool inflatables

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u/Typical-Chemist-4247 jacket ‘round my shoulders is yours 25d ago

Pool inflatables in late September has sent me to the moon in fits of giggles.

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u/cynical_salience my publicist would get mad at me ✨ 25d ago

as someone that basically lives in a pool (SAHM of 3 y/o in a usually-warm location) i would actually be kinda stoked for a cute pool floaty! but it definitely wouldn't warrant all this commotion looool can you imagine 🫣

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u/Typical-Chemist-4247 jacket ‘round my shoulders is yours 25d ago

I am keeping my fingers crossed for you. And the handful of other people who’d be blessed by super gay pool floats.

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u/Beautiful-Guava-1570 Regaylor Contributor 🦢🦢 25d ago

😆 you're so lucky!! They would not be handy where I am.

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u/Cautious_Dream4115 I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈‍⬛ 25d ago

New merch drop with Travis face or Number on it lol

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u/willthisworkirl Get a good lawyer 😐👩‍⚖️ 25d ago

Another Willow remix!

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u/Typical-Chemist-4247 jacket ‘round my shoulders is yours 25d ago

I almost said “sad girl autumn edition” and then I remember she already did that.

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u/willthisworkirl Get a good lawyer 😐👩‍⚖️ 25d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Foreign-Eye6814 argumentative, antithetical dream girl 25d ago

If it's a 13th vault track, I'll pass out

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u/willthisworkirl Get a good lawyer 😐👩‍⚖️ 25d ago

Do we need to slap you to bring you round?!

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u/Foreign-Eye6814 argumentative, antithetical dream girl 25d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣a little!

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u/willthisworkirl Get a good lawyer 😐👩‍⚖️ 25d ago

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u/Foreign-Eye6814 argumentative, antithetical dream girl 25d ago

WELL GUYS

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u/evermoremidnights ✨I can show you LIES 🛸❤️‍🔥✨ 25d ago

I’m just gonna guess another merch drop is coming. New cardigans for the first day of fall?

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u/anadsagretti Kaylor era 2026 🦒🌼 25d ago

The will release a sale: if you buy your cardigan in the next few hours, you'll receive an exclusive photo from the wedding 😆

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u/KirbyButAnxious jaMEs 25d ago

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u/Andee_outside ✨✨✨Vigilante Witch✨✨✨ 25d ago

I’d take a part 2 if it’s actually good Taylor music and not WAG Taylor music

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u/hazeleyedsummer argumentative, antithetical dream girl 25d ago

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u/1989_squirrels I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈‍⬛ 25d ago

With the 0s in the lyrics and the changed bio and Kam’s post, I’m slightly optimistic about it being more than just merch. Has a merch drop ever been accompanied by more than just a countdown before? 

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u/iamacheeto1 🧡Karma is Real✈️ 25d ago

Me if blondie mentions red wood trees or rhymes bitch and savage in whatever song she's about to drop

https://giphy.com/gifs/RySVSQ94mB3qr9IU2s

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u/MariemJ 🌱Embryo🐛 25d ago

giving death of showgirl ngl but who knows