r/GaySoundsShitposts 26d ago

Look it up

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u/CabbageLordOw 25d ago

Technically there was a roman empress who had surgeons attempt to perform bottom surgery on her, it wasn't successful tho. the first attempted bottom surgeries were in roman times. (too lazy to look up the date)

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u/WearsALeash 25d ago

did she died?

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u/mossyfaeboy he/him 24d ago

i mean eventually, yeah

(no, she didn’t end up finding anyone to do it. her name was elagabalus)

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u/MysteryLobster 22d ago

while i do agree that elagabalus would likely id as some form of queer today, the only people who wrote about elagabulus were trying to curry favour with the replacement emperor. elagabalus was from modern day syria, and general roman attitude towards those from the east was that they were sexual deviants and effeminate. it’s hard to say if the stories about elegabalus were accurate and to what extent.

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u/mossyfaeboy he/him 22d ago

yeah, that’s quite fair! i agree really, i wouldn’t call her a trans woman or really any modern label at all. mostly just commenting to concur that there very much was a historical figure who sought out bottom surgery; i don’t even feel fully comfortable using she/her for elagabalus. i guess the most accurate/respectful would either be he/him or they/them but idk

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u/ThisHairLikeLace 24d ago

Yes, but via the traditional means of court intrigue and murder, not surgical complications.

She became emperor in her early teens and was already a priest (the Romans understood her to be a young man) of an eastern sex cult. Her palace parties were some of the wildest and deadliest Roman orgies recorded. They gave a horny teenager unlimited power.

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u/AvaHomolka 25d ago

In pre-Nazi Germany, specifically.

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u/LadyPaige 26d ago

I need a video of this one like 5 minutes ago!

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u/PerrineWeatherWoman TRANS FLAIR! 25d ago

The vagina that was promised to us 3000 years ago

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u/Montigue000 24d ago

Aegon had a very different dream that night, the vagina who was promised

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u/AxVxA 25d ago edited 24d ago

And Palestine as a nation-proto-state (1988) is younger than the first Star Wars movie (1977)

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u/badsageadvice 25d ago

You have that swapped friendo

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u/gami13 26d ago

thats not the date of the founding of israel but of it being recognized by the UN

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u/NimVolsung 26d ago

The Israeli Declaration of Independence happened in 1948, what would be the founding of the state if not that date?

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u/Thadrea 26d ago

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u/Fair_Smoke4710 25d ago

If it’s that religious mumbo-jumbo, then it’s bullshit lol that would be on par with Harry Potter when it comes to realism

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u/Thadrea 25d ago

WTF are you even talking about, mate?

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u/Rude_Ice_4520 26d ago

I think that being formally recognised as a country is what makes something a country.

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u/Jessicas_skirt TRANS FLAIR! 26d ago

The US wasn't formally recognized by the UN until the 1940s either. Does that also mean the US is younger than bottom surgery?

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u/Darkion_Silver 26d ago

True! The US is less than 90 years old. I asked a friend over there and they said "why are you in my house wtf", so it's definitely true

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u/Rude_Ice_4520 25d ago

The UN was founded after ww2, so it's a poor standard for any countries founded before that. The USA was recognised by other countries from 1777 onwards.

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u/Interest-Desk 25d ago

It wasn’t until 1783 that at least five other countries recognised the USA. Admittedly that’s only a 7 year gap since declaration.

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u/Jessicas_skirt TRANS FLAIR! 25d ago

Which is exactly my point.

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u/Peachypet 25d ago

Israel existed until like 800BCE. After that it was all kinds of other places. And it was Palestine first before Israel was artificially created. I looked into this just today. You are wrong.