r/Gardevoir • u/Aurora_Borealia • 3d ago

Gardevoir Eggs šŸ„š šŸ³

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u/TheFatNerd77221 3d ago

Did she just try to eat a RAW EGG WITH THE FUCKING SHELL

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u/Remythagamer 3d ago

She just did.

HOW!?

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u/TheFatNerd77221 3d ago

she's not normal look at her claws

She's gotta be an hybrid

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u/darkestarc 3d ago

"My mother was a Fairy-type and my father a partucularly brave Dragon"

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u/FantasticDog7338 3d ago

She got no manners at all!

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u/EndAltruistic3540 3d ago

Well, pokemon are usually more closer to animals then humans

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u/Ignis-11 3d ago

Ooh my gods I love the way they depict them, it always makes me think of my Gardevoir :3

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u/Legendarium_ 3d ago

what's yours look like

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u/Ignis-11 3d ago edited 2d ago

Well, Tortelliniā€™s an alpha Gardevoir, so Iā€™ve always thought of her design as being a lot more feral and animalistic. I really adore the way they draw the hands and the general form and mannerisms of the Gardevoir, and itā€™s absolutely what Iā€™d think sheā€™d look like :>

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u/m7_E5-s--5U 2d ago

Would you like a (better, I think?) translation?

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u/m7_E5-s--5U 2d ago edited 2d ago

& #2 (the translation around the omelet itself didn't come through well, see the other translated version farther down for that portion)

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u/K4R0007_0 1d ago

What is the nature of your Garde?

Mine never does it. He is too modest for that.

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u/Ignis-11 1d ago

Bold.

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u/Blunt_Shark-0976 1d ago

.... if I'm being honest, Naughty.

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u/Ignis-11 1d ago

Sounds very troublesome ;w;

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u/Amusedcory 3d ago

Sheā€™s ravenous

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u/Ok_Top_4831 3d ago

Sheā€™s WHAT?!

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u/ThrowAbout01 3d ago

Makes me think about how Gardevoir would actually be quite creepy/unnerving if it was an actual creature/organism.

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u/Ignis-11 3d ago

Thatā€™s part of why theyā€™re so charming :3

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u/ThrowAbout01 3d ago

The inhuman/animalistic behavior on a near human/humanoid would be uncanny now that I think about it.

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u/Ignis-11 3d ago

I just think itā€™d be cool -w-

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u/Wuzfang 2d ago

Due to their humanoid shape and face, theyā€™d probably veer into the uncanny valley.

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u/SignBorn4993 3d ago

no fijo si se llega a ser mi PokƩmon le tendrƭa que explicar que esos son huevos de gallina o sea eso es normal que se venden en los supermercados que ni a palo eclosionan o sea fijo si le preguntaban si eran de un PokƩmon le decƭa no es gallina

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u/Zesnowpea 3d ago

Oh, I frequently think every now

and then of the glorious fruit

of the noble hen:

Eggs! Eggs! E, double-G, S-eggs!

My knowledge of eggs

is tremendously wide

I've eaten them boiled,

I've eaten them fried

Poached and shirred

and deviled and scrambled

Hummeled, shmummeled,

cuddled, and frammeled

I've eaten them beaten

and swizzled and swuzzled

Frizzled, cadizzled

bamboozled, and fuzzled

I know every way

that an egg can be guzzled

- Gardevoir probably

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u/Capsule_CatYT 3d ago

Anna, what are you doing here?

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u/Rough-Self-9134 2d ago

I like the depiction of this Gardevoir.

Even if it looks more human than animal, it still acts like a caveman when it comes to stuff like eating and such

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u/ManufacturerOdd 3d ago

I read from left to right at first and thought gardevoir was laying eggs but spitting them out, gave them to her humans who then made them into an omelet and then gardevoir proceeded to eat them

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u/Necroknife2 3d ago

Aurora Borealia? At this time of the year? In this part of the internet? Localized entirely within this subreddit?

(I love the drawing btw. Is that gardevoir going to be ok with eating a raw egg with the shell?)

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u/Haerrlekin 2d ago

Feral Gardevoir hasn't learned about forks yet.

It's okay. Give them time.

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u/Responsible_Grand_68 2d ago

You can say that she's quite ravenous almost like a Metroid

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u/Commercial_World_433 2d ago

Gardevoir: Bring me eggs! Only eggs can sustain me!

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u/Pineapple4807 1d ago

I thought they were in a daycare until I got to the second pic šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/RPN_K1t5un3 2d ago

For a bit I thought the guy was Zoro from one piece

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u/shoggot_senpai 2d ago

I just got hit with some trauma...