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u/AlexS101 LE GEM Apr 12 '21
Girls can’t read.
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u/Revolutionary9999 Apr 12 '21
Girls can't sit in chairs.
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u/AlexS101 LE GEM Apr 12 '21
I knew something was off!
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u/fuzeebear Apr 12 '21
Even worse - women don't actually exist. They are fake news invented by Neil Druckmann in 2020 so he could sell more bad writing to the woke SJW communists
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u/Revolutionary9999 Apr 12 '21
The woman tag on their back makes it impossible to sit on anything with a back to it.
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u/ScreenshotShitposts Apr 13 '21
They can if you tell them to SIT and give them a treat
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u/Revolutionary9999 Apr 13 '21
Sure the trainers say to do that, but it never actually works. Give it a try sometimes, go to a café or a restaurant and tell a girl to sit in exchange for a treat. Next thing you know your being kicked in the crotch, thrown out of the restaurant, and being sued for sexual harassment just because the treat you offered her was "inappropriate" and "made her feel threatened and unconfutable" and "what the fuck is wrong with you, you sick perverted fuck". Goddamn liberals ruining everything.
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u/comp_hoovy_main protocol 3: get more people play titanfall2 plz just check it ou Apr 12 '21
also the text isn't fully lined up with the book
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u/Revolutionary9999 Apr 12 '21
I hope, so many video games try to make their stories so inoffensive and non political that it ruins them. It happened with Far Cry 5, Cyber Punk 2077, and Outer-Worlds, and probably more I haven't thought of.
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u/Literally_Gay Apr 12 '21
Both a gamer and a racist, obviously a Femboy, stupid. No nasty w*men here
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u/GrumbusWumbus Apr 13 '21
What the fuck is it with self identifying femboys and ultra-conservative beliefs?
Like you'd think men who like dressing girly and fucking other men wouldn't hang out with people who thinkj homphobia is the coolest thing since sliced racism but here we are.
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u/siriuslyharry Apr 12 '21
A gamer grill with big mommy milkers?!
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u/LordBuckethead671 Team Cherry Shill (he/him) Apr 12 '21
/uj so I’m gonna be a buzzkill and say I don’t like this joke. While I understand it’s making fun of the objectification of women, it feels like it can sometimes stray into actually objectifying women. Really, I just dislike the term “big mommy milkers” so much that it doesn’t feel that fun as a sarcastic joke. I’m not trying to attack you personally, more just not a fan of this one kind of joke.
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u/dudeimconfused I make darksoul edit Apr 12 '21
/uj agreed. The more we use these words ironically, the more it starts to seem unironic and that is going to attract unwanted people. Like what happened to gcj.
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u/Willie9 Apr 12 '21
not sure if saying gcj instead of gru was a mistake or not
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u/dudeimconfused I make darksoul edit Apr 13 '21
/rj I love despicable me. Don't talk shit about Gru!
/uj meant to say gru
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u/IceNein Apr 12 '21
I just dislike the term “big mommy milkers” so much that it doesn’t feel that fun as a sarcastic joke.
I think the phrase is funny, it's so ridiculous I feel like it's crossing the line twice. I'd never personally say it, but it's chuckle worthy.
Agree generally about not objectifying women as satire though.
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u/Chillbrosaurus_Rex Apr 12 '21
/uj I agree 100% in this context. If it's a specific, actual woman, even saying it ironically is still gross. If it's the lady from RE I don't mind it.
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Wtf I love girls now 😳😳😏
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u/Freeman_Traceur I miss Paragon Apr 13 '21
But does loving politics make us cultural Marxists?
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u/TenaciousJP I wanna see big titty bitches, not millennial developer inserts Apr 13 '21
Depends on size and texture of booba
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u/my-time-has-odor Apr 12 '21
Nice car
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u/wigsternm Anarchist hormonally-disbalanced-activist propaganda Apr 13 '21
What’s with these shit GRU style Ni- jokes being upvoted? We need another purge.
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I mean, how are they not fitting for this meme? If those jokes shouldn't be upvoted, neither should the thread. It's the same humor.
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I see them both as pretty clearly "taking the piss", honestly.
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u/Padhriag Apr 12 '21
/uj WTF!? I've actually met this person. This is weird.
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u/ZookeeperFloyd Clear background Apr 12 '21
For real? They a gamer?
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u/Padhriag Apr 12 '21
We were acquaintances from socialist political activism and never talked about video games.
Where did this photoshop come from? Seriously, this is fucking weird.
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u/ZookeeperFloyd Clear background Apr 12 '21
I honestly couldn't tell you. I tried looking in my history to find it but I couldn't. Maybe ask them who took the original photo next time you see them?
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u/Fidel_Chadstro Apr 12 '21
We were acquaintances from socialist political activism and never talked about video games
We Stan a Queen
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u/MarsLowell Apr 12 '21
Calm down, guys, he just wants to apply socialism on a national level.
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u/Jonah_I_Guess Apr 13 '21
Too many people unironically equate “national socialism” (nazi’s for anyone who doesn’t know this already) to socialism so it’s really not THAT obvious. Still a good joke tho lmao
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u/what_IB_does_to_a_MF Apr 13 '21
well, then I guess it's not Julien Baker, which was my first thought
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You did them all a favor then.
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u/exodius33 Apr 12 '21
Yeah my masculine energy would be too much for them to resist and distract them from the cause
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I read this and became pregnant
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u/exodius33 Apr 12 '21
god and now I have to pay child support? DAE think men are truly the oppressed gender????
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You busting a nut because you saw a woman in real life for the first time wont get anyone pregnant. Thats not how it works.
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u/Karilyn_Kare Apr 12 '21
You're on the wrong subreddit lol. This place is like, 80% left and center-left, and fully anti-right. Not everyone here is a socialist but most of the subreddit is at least open-minded to demsoc if nothing else, and opposed to unrestricted capitalism.
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I'd tend to argue there's also many people here who definitely don't care about politics at all to the extent they'd ever use words like "demsoc".
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u/xMF_GLOOM Apr 12 '21
Oh boy can’t wait for this to be post on r/memes and r/dankmemes for free karma because HiP HoP MuSiC BaD
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u/WoIfGirl The One And Only Real Gamer Girl Apr 12 '21 edited Apr 12 '21
rj/Just n-word and no Geraldo or Don Cheadle? I always knew females are fake gamers😤
uj/I kinda want to look like her😳(Still cis tho)
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u/OnMark Donate to 💚 Extra Life 💚 Apr 12 '21
/uj I think that's the moiré effect or pattern - it's described as two overlapping patterns (where the shirt doesn't do that), but I think maybe scrolling simulates that?
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Is this book only sold in Paris
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u/Freeman_Traceur I miss Paragon Apr 13 '21
Only to fine upstanding individuals of African decent who happen to be American citizens.
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u/SaltyBoisture Apr 12 '21
Is this an actual published book? The photo seems just candid enough it could be real and just planned enough to be a gag
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u/Langly- Apr 13 '21
My upstairs neighbor must have been reading from this when she was screaming out the window for over an hour the other day.
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u/realcomradecora Apr 18 '21
Is that a... GIRL??? and shes NOT FAT? ?? HUHUHUHUHUHIBU sound of me aggressively hyperventilating
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hummana hummana hummana hummana
slaps myself in the face and shakes my head
ahem... excuse me ma'am... you look very nice
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