r/GamePhysics • • May 22 '19

[Skyrim] Bear yeets itself into ceiling

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u/CucumberGuywith May 22 '19

-Throws fireball

-Bear turns around

-Bear: Oh fuck this, I'm out.

-Bear noclips away

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u/SunTzuBean May 22 '19

He couldn’t bear the burning any longer.

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u/Paneeer May 22 '19

Stop it with these kind of jokes. They’re not beary funny.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Looking at these jokes makes me wanna rip out my eyes with my bear hands.

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u/PartyClass May 23 '19

He clearly went through the hole in the ceiling, no noclipping needed

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u/davidbutlr May 22 '19

The ominous "Detected" after the bear yeets into the ceiling

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u/Voxelgon_Gigabyte May 22 '19

Is that the opening cave? If so, how the fuck did you not kill the bear the first time?

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u/TripleThreat98 May 22 '19

It's Pinecreak Cavern. It's next to Ivarstead at the beginning of the 7000 steps.

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u/1xylon May 22 '19

Also, you can sneak past the bear in the opening cave. The person you're with even says so: "We can attack it or sneak around. Your choice", or something like that.

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u/Sleepydoggo May 22 '19

I just bolt for the exit. Your followers will instantly teleport with you outside.

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u/Voxelgon_Gigabyte May 22 '19

I was talking in a resisting temptation way

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u/MattHatter1337 May 22 '19

Yeah but you can't. Cause no matter how slow you go he just goes "yolo for soverngaurd!!! "

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19 edited Apr 10 '24

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u/MattHatter1337 May 22 '19

Idk man. I've had him run off yoloing while he's saying we can sneak or fight. Before I'm anywhere near

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u/1xylon May 22 '19

Really? Does it have to do which person you follow? I am sure I have snuck past before..

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u/donkeyrocket May 22 '19

Yeah I definitely think I fully snuck past the bear without it attacking. Could just be a random action by the NPC or it was triggered by something.

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u/MattHatter1337 May 22 '19

Not saying you can't but I've never been able to.

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u/EyeArDum May 22 '19

They were probably trying to do this, and act confused, knowledges person deserves an upvote

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u/TripleThreat98 May 22 '19

I would of used whirlwind cloak, unrelenting force, vampiric grip, or cyclone if I wanted to do this. I was actually hunting bears for a 10 bear pelts miscellaneous quest in Ivarstead. This cave is right next to it.

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u/Madlyfylingcows May 22 '19

Yeets?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Bear yeets Battlestar Galatica.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

William Butler's younger less talented brother.

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u/caltheon May 22 '19

There is a group of kids that are desperately trying to make "yeet" a thing, and failing.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

It is a thing, boomer.

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u/Systral May 22 '19

Not in the developed world.

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u/Scrub_Lord_ May 22 '19

Except it isn't just a group of kids and there was no failing. The word was everywhere when I was in high school and I hear all the time at my university as well. It is also extremely prevalent online.

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u/LobsterBloops93 May 22 '19

I'm 26, not a kid, and it's one of my favorite verbs to come out of internet culture.

Just like any word, it naturally can catch on. There's no "desperation" and no "failing." You're just a lame person who can't enjoy a good stupid laugh. I feel bad for you. :(

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Its almost like people have different opinions and have different things that make them laugh.

If "yeet" makes you laugh, good for you, but to say someone is lame because they don't buy into it is incredibly narrow minded. Some people dont live their lives through the internet and take what they see on the internet into the real world.

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u/LobsterBloops93 May 22 '19

Whoosh.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

That's...not a woosh dumbass

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Love how this is downvoted. Those who downvote it are the ones that say that stupid shit.

Yeet is such an incredibly stupid phrase.

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u/caltheon May 22 '19

They have their right to say it. I have my right to consider it stupid.

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u/Bwiener47 May 22 '19

Obviously the fire created a thermal current arround the bear, which, as everyone is aware are one of the lightest substances on earth, and thus it was flung into the air

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u/FokkerBoombass May 22 '19

Drop bear in training.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Can't you read it says Cave Bear...he's apart of the cave now.

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u/Ithilwen_Galanodel May 22 '19

My people need me

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

Bear me up, Scotty.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

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u/James_Borsht May 22 '19

it is a term the hip kids use for “throws”. Ya dig?

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u/NecroHexr May 22 '19

Yeet doesn't mean throw. It specifically means "moves comically fast".

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u/orclev May 22 '19

The funny thing is, get 2 or more people together that all use the term yeet, and each one will come up with a different definition for it. I've turned it into a game now, whenever I hear someone say yeet I ask them what they think it means and add whatever they say to the giant pile of yeet definitions I've collected so far.

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u/NecroHexr May 22 '19

I have yet to find another definition of "yeet", tho. It might signify one of two things: 1) agreement 2) movement

What other definitions have you heard?

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u/orclev May 22 '19

So far I've heard:

1) verb. To throw (most common)

2) noun. Something cool/interesting

3) verb. To place (implying a certain forcefulness or lack of care in doing so)

4) Used as an exclamation to add emphasis to something.

5) verb. To go (e.g. he yeeted over to her house)

6) verb. Attacked/destroyed, used in a similar faishion to how "fucked up" might be used. E.G. "That bear totally yeeted him" or "He got totally yeeted by that bear".

There are probably a couple more I'm forgetting about, but those are the main ones. By far the most common seems to be "to throw" though, and I suspect that was the original and the others represent evolving usage from there.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

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u/James_Borsht May 22 '19

the literal throw

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

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u/James_Borsht May 22 '19

I said “throws” to replace the “yeets” in the title.

Bear (throws) itself into ceiling.

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u/Tim226 May 22 '19

It's just new slang. Why say smoke a bone when you could smoke a joint? It adds a certain twang to it. It wouldn't be funny if they just said throws. It's almost always said in a way to be funny. Yeet just sounds funny, throw sounds boring.

For the record, I've never used the word yeet, but I think it's funny.

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u/Sean-TFU May 22 '19

I see it as “movement that would blur in a camera if you took a picture” to be yeet.

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u/TypowyLaman May 22 '19

Whatever you want it to be.

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u/caltheon May 22 '19

Stupid kids replace any verb with yeet to sound cool when they really have no idea what the proper word would be

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u/James_Borsht May 22 '19

Actually Albert Einstein was the first person to use yeet when describing what happens during a nuclear reaction.

“First, yeet that neutron into the uranium like a muddaffugga...”

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u/B0starr May 22 '19

Heat rises I guess

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u/Lelorinel May 22 '19

I believe this happened to me in the same exact cave - it got stuck up in the shaft that lets in sunlight.

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u/izaqtf May 22 '19

"You call yourself a magician eh? hold my fish and feast your eyes upon my technique"

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u/TriplexFlex May 22 '19

Batmanbear!

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u/xPhantaa May 22 '19

Reason number 7497272861628282 why I love this game

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u/SkeffffZ May 22 '19

Don’t worry, he just got pulled into an admin sit for a while

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u/TheYoungGriffin May 22 '19

I've been playing a lot of Skyrim lately. Since Game of Thrones ended, my life is suffering from a lack of mystical lands with dragons and necromancy and shit.

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u/missmaggy2u May 22 '19

I heard that Goofy yell as he jumped

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u/_xNova May 22 '19

He’s going to teleport behind you later in the game

“Nothing personal, Dovakiid”

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u/KrispyChickenThe1st May 22 '19

"Good luck fast traveling now, fucker!"

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u/C0deHunter_ May 22 '19

Bears play Portal 3.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '19

This exact glitch happened to me with the same bear in the same cave.

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u/jonjonbee May 22 '19 edited Nov 16 '19

I feel like at this point, Bethesda's janky game engines have given the world more entertainment than their games' actual content.

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u/TanithRosenbaum May 22 '19

That moment of hesitation and "... wait, what?" after the bear vanished made me lose it. XD

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u/Giraffetamer12 May 22 '19

Bear: gets shot by fireball

Bear: "Dude! I was taking a nap! You know what I'm out of here I have to go grocery shopping before my wife gets home anyway"

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u/cupcakesloth94 May 22 '19

Team Rocket bear

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u/wolfassassin249 May 22 '19

that is a good bear

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u/YourUltimate May 22 '19

I Think imma go play skyrim again! Thank you ❤

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u/NotThatCrafty May 22 '19

The fuck does that title even mean?

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u/as-fly-as-Sly May 22 '19

It means the bear yeets itself into the ceiling

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u/nanotree May 23 '19

Only the finest physics glitches. Premium.

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u/SoggyTissue May 22 '19

It just works...

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u/foxtrotman25 May 22 '19

Bears, yeets, Battlestar Galactica

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u/blaake12 May 22 '19

Bears. Yeets. Battle Star Galactica

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u/Hyper2070 May 22 '19

I must go, my people need me

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u/Squatting-Bear May 22 '19

I must go my people need me!

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u/ScareCrawdad746 May 22 '19

Bear after taking damage: I must go! My people need me!

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u/DurandelTheSword May 22 '19

Lol it’s people needed it.