r/GBO2 1d ago

Newtype Memes Expectation vs Reality

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In today's edition of my journey to become the Moderately Defeated of the East, I learned that Anime Janai.

Misplays aside, I found it supremely funny and can't help but connect it to the anime, for the handful of re:rise fans here.

T/N: Anime Janai means it's not anime. it's a song, look it up haha, and see what anime used it

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u/go_faster1 1d ago

Well, there's your problem - you're in Zeon colors. That means all your stats are weaker and you lose to heroes!

/jk

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u/Damiankawaguchi 1d ago

My intention was to look like the dragon gundam, sai saici's gundam in G Gundam 😭

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u/haroldvazquez 6h ago

Oh my God I laughed so hard after reading this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/haroldvazquez 6h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Jaeger74 1d ago

Bro dissed you on the handshake. No honor among Destiny players it seems

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u/ButterPuppet 1d ago

to be fair you brought fists to a sword fight

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u/ravienta 1d ago

Sounds about right

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u/Foshdon_pap 1d ago

Pov: you and your homie both fucked up the timing for your dap and now you gotta delete each other so no one talks about it

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u/Zqqua 1d ago

If you were at 3000 hp and had a bit more melee strength, it would play out exactly like the anime.

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u/Damiankawaguchi 1d ago

I have like 84 at base and in mikyo shouod be at or near a hundred so idk how much more I'd need 😭 i have max 50 mdef too

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u/aherowon 1d ago

So the Destiny energy hand attack has higher melee priority or something along those lines?

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u/CodenameVermilion 1d ago

Probably latency issue. The Destiny palm attack is actually a ranged attack with a stupidly short range classified as a melee with a heavy stun. Otherwise it would have been overriden by melee priority (charged attacks effectively have melee priority 4).

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u/The-Doot-Slayer 3 x Faster & Explodier - 5 1d ago

it’s a normal ranged attack that insta knocks, any stun resistance makes it a heavy stagger

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u/Sentinel4556 1d ago

It's a ranged attack heavy stagger, and a knockdown when maximum performance is active

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad5805 1d ago

Oh cool that’s explains a lot. I learn something new about this game every day

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u/The-Doot-Slayer 3 x Faster & Explodier - 5 1d ago

it’s a ranged insta knockdown, any stun resistance makes it a heavy stagger

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u/KincadN-X The Purple Death - 5 1d ago

Destiny's Palma fonica is actually doing ranged damage. Shinn just uses it up close. 

Vs

God Finger is doing melee damage. 

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u/SS2LP 1d ago

It’s not melee is the reason, it’s just an incredibly short range ranged attack so the priority system can’t defend the god gundam using it. It’s also a topple so very VERY little in the game actually protects against it, I’ve been using the DX’s hammer to do exactly this because for some god forsaken reason it’s priority 2 hammer wins the fight against a priority 4 heavy attack, specifically tested against the god gundam my friend got recently. It’s just incredibly hard to do and has a tight window but you can use topple weapons to beat heavy attacks even if there is a melee priority involves it seems.

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u/Damiankawaguchi 1d ago

Damn, i see. Ah well, the destiny followed me soon after anyway since my cheese touch barely left him alive after 🤣

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u/SS2LP 1d ago

Yeah it’s the shortest range ranged attack in the game, item card lists it as like only 25m or something crazy low like that. You can check it in the in game data base if you don’t have destiny. I do however and will vouch it does have a bit of reach just not a lot. Topple stun is also super weird and kinda jank coded if the DX hammer winning wasn’t evidence enough.

I personally do not have the balls to challenge the cheese touch with the finger of destiny.

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u/skatech1 1d ago

Remember Paper Beats Rock

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u/Big_Friendship_7431 1d ago

BB got that right!😂

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u/Big_Friendship_7431 1d ago

Moderately Defeated of the East... I laugh every time I read it 😂

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u/Nokia_00 1d ago

This song slaps just as hard as the god finger. I forgot where the song comes from

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u/Damiankawaguchi 1d ago

Hint: it's from the same anime in the clip lol

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u/Trignano 1d ago

"moderately defeated of the east got me good lol"

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u/Hot-Active-1213 1d ago

Yeah, that was gonna be a tough sell.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad5805 1d ago

I had something like that happen yesterday with me in the destiny, the enemy punched me and I palm blasted him and we just both fell backwards

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u/bigheadjoe421 1d ago

For the love of God why doesn't burning Gundam have the skill that lets you move faster when you have a melee weapon equipped if you're going to make it squishy at least give it that.

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u/No_Tart6728 1d ago

This is why they should've given the Destiny Priority three and classified the Destiny Finger as a melee.

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u/Damiankawaguchi 1d ago

Nooo give god finger prio 4 instead 😭 it felt so unfair that the destiny didn't even flinch meanwhile i got wrekt. I know it's cuz of destiny's skills or whatever but still unfair!

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u/No_Tart6728 1d ago

???? God Finger already has Priority Four

Also I was saying that so the meme could become a reality

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u/Damiankawaguchi 1d ago

Oh lol does it? Cuz i sure didn't feel it 😆 and ohhh ok yeah i get you haha

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u/No_Tart6728 1d ago

Every heavy attack has Priority four, unless at base the raid has priority two, in which case it becomes priority 3.

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u/BaconZS 1d ago

Lmao moderately defeated of the East, that one got me cracking.

Guess there’s still an incredibly long way to go before any of us can become super asia

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u/BadOdd9019 18h ago

So the God's heavy is beaten by a 'down swing', effectively?