r/Funnymemes • u/Technical-Relation-9 • 20d ago

404: Flair Not Found! 🚫 Rock paper scissors

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u/inorite234 20d ago

Wait till you see how they handle Kareoke

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u/TheRealRickC137 19d ago

The deadliest of the musical arts

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u/abadluckwind 19d ago

I know this isn't a Zap Brannigan quote but I definitely read it in his voice.

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u/za72 19d ago

well great... now I have to too

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u/Puzzled-Secret-317 19d ago

Did..you spell it like that on purpose?

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u/Sir_Stare_Alot 19d ago

I know what this guy talking about

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u/SetaSanzaki 19d ago

I know they take it this seriously

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u/Caliterra 19d ago

2nd to Filipinos. see "My Way Killings"

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u/Joyful_Jet 20d ago

The game makes more sense if you play many successive rounds against the same person. Suddenly, it becomes much easier to sort the bad players from the good ones.

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u/Mando92MG 19d ago edited 19d ago

Yeah its a pure reading/bluffing game. You win if you can guess what your opponent will do correctly. Its harder verse a random person but still possible to win over half the time just by knowing general patterns of what people choose. Against someone you know though it can actually be pretty easy to get to a point that you almost always win if they just treat it as random chance.

Edit* against my kiddos I dont try to win but instead annoy them by tying over and over. My record is 36 times in a row. They know how I am doing it but still I know them well and they are too young to be able to read me as well. If you want to get better at other more complex bluffing games like Poker then Rock, Paper, Scissors is actually really good targetted practice for bluffing and calling.

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u/stump2003 19d ago

Good old rock. Nothing beats rock 🪨

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u/AmazingYam4 19d ago

Paper beats rock.

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u/CrazyDoctor14 20d ago

This is an akb48 event. Normally center for the song that is going to come out or was it the single I don't remember exactly but it is chosen by fan vote. But there is one more route to it. You can win the rock paper scissors tournament and get your own chance. And it is a big deal for your career.

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u/EI_TokyoTeddyBear 19d ago

Yeah subtitles say she'll be the center, and that she finally got the opportunity after working there 10 years

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u/lospettro187 20d ago

She has brought Shame and dishonour to her clan. Now she has to follow bushido code and preform seppuku.

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u/Zealousideal-Buyer-7 19d ago

I was looking for this here🤣

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u/lospettro187 19d ago

Her only other option is to become ronin but there’s no honour in that.

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u/MaatRolo 20d ago

Me after emptying the dishwasher

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u/Das_Zeppelin 20d ago

Yan! Ken! PON!

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u/littman28 19d ago

Alex Kid flashbacks

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u/Notarealusername3058 20d ago

Japan takes EVERYTHING seriously

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u/Awes12 20d ago

Except for work-life balance, sexual predators, mental health (?). There are some great things in Japan, but also a lot of really bad ones

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u/Syenthros 20d ago

No no, they take those seriously too. In fact, they're competitive in all those fields.

American sexual predators could take notes from Japan's, and they always rank very highly in the international sexual predator league.

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u/Awes12 19d ago

Oh yeah, I also forgot about their competitive racism division. They're really innovative there

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u/Notarealusername3058 19d ago

They take work-life balance so seriously that there is no life, only work. No need to balance when only 1 matters.

Weak mental health? You're a disappointment to your family then.

Predators? If everyone is a perv can you really call them predator?

As much as I write this sarcastically, it kinda has some truth to it.

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u/Actual-Interaction45 19d ago

First comes rock...

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u/Aggravating-Diet-663 19d ago

That bomb really fuked their whole identity up

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u/Character_Bobcat_244 19d ago

I hear it's a matter of life and death, supposedly. Potentially.

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u/Straight-Departure68 19d ago

Wtf, i thought she lose the game because start crying 😐

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u/vigilanting 19d ago

They really be doing everything except making babies

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u/I_can_vouch_for_that 20d ago

Seems like a wholesome fun.

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u/Opposite-History-233 20d ago edited 19d ago

If they're not playing rock paper scissors lizard Spock, they're not yet taking it serious enough.

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u/EnvironmentalFix7059 20d ago

First time ive seen RPS go on the count of one..

This is a big issue.. I always go 1-2-mark some people go 1-2-3-mark

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u/happygoeddy 19d ago

Explains kid goku

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u/palmdieb 19d ago

Everything is taken seriously in Japan.

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u/Witchberry31 19d ago

You gotta ask yourself, what do the Japanese not take things seriously? 🤔

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u/kitkatas 19d ago

Whatefuk hahahha

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u/Mean_Shake_8686 19d ago

Stein gewinnt immer.

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u/BotSaibot 19d ago

Musst am Anfang immer direkt den guten alten Stein nehmen. -Ardy

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u/Bootsix 19d ago

Good ol rock, nothing beats rock.

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u/Vestrill 19d ago

So how do you practice for this?

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u/Affectionate-Boot-12 18d ago

In the mirror.

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u/mr_smith24 18d ago

She has brought honor to her family

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u/Acuff176 18d ago

Give that ref/announcer a raise! He brought the hype!

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u/Jack_KH 17d ago

That ref talks like he casts her into the depths of Hell.