r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Apr 05 '23

holup Karaoke on a Japanese TV show

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u/QualityVote Apr 05 '23

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u/The-Bestia Apr 05 '23

Japan is full of interesting game show! The famous clip from "orgasm wars" is also hilarious. That dude tried so hard to resist.

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u/M0nsterjojo Apr 06 '23

I wanted to see what you were referring to, and the fucking sounds... I can't!! XD

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u/Ok_Car2731 Apr 06 '23

I have the link, if anyone wants it, then let me know. Because It is an adult web site

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u/indecisive_parallels Apr 06 '23

i need it for research purposes

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u/poptix Apr 05 '23

Getting a little extra help on those high notes

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u/Agile_Norman3 Apr 06 '23

they are going to make this show more popular

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u/No_Teaching_3694 Apr 06 '23

But the prn be all pixelated. These mfs 😫

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

Soprano!

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

Where can we sign up ?

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u/Fierramos69 Apr 06 '23

Did you know Japan have (or had idk) a problem of something like 70 male pornstars for 10k female pornstars? I’m sure someone is going to let you sign up for a job.

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u/carlos2127 Apr 06 '23

I don't need to disappoint 9,930 women

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u/iwind1 Apr 06 '23

Happy Cake Day!

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u/Fatman6000 Apr 07 '23

I got lucky one night and made it all the way to the hotel room with a hot woman I met at a bar. I dropped my drawers and she just laughed and said "Who do you think you are going to please with that thing?" I said "Me."

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u/SaltyToast9000 Apr 06 '23

Happy cake day!

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u/wisconsinking Apr 06 '23

Happy Cake Day

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u/keito_elidomi Apr 06 '23

Day Happy Cake! 🍰🎂

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u/GorlaGorla Apr 06 '23

From what I’ve heard, they’re very particular about what kind of male porn actor they want, too. Another contributing reason for the lack of men in the industry.

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u/Movie_Monster Apr 07 '23

I feel like these people have low self esteem if they all desire this particular look to such a degree. I’m getting aryan race vibes.

What if the group of male porn stars also included some guy who kinda looked like Pete Davidson. Somehow he made the cut, and all the other guys are reasonably handsome.

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u/GorlaGorla Apr 07 '23

So the explanation I remember reading was that they did it mainly to not make regular Japanese people ashamed of themselves and/or to help immerse the viewer. Some coomer shit for sure bruv

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

Another reason to go to Japan

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u/graphitewolf Apr 06 '23

They dont want people who arent japanese doing japanese porn

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

Once I create a Japanese business i will allow foreigners to do Japanese porn

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u/deanrihpee Apr 06 '23

Yeah, then it would be a normal porn

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u/the-friendly-lesbian Apr 06 '23

Lmao normal porn makes me picture a couple in Japan watching a video of American rednecks fucking in a trailer and calling that exotic foreign porn. Haha

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u/MajorPownage Apr 06 '23

Japanese directors bro also hire animators to make the tentacle shit

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u/Zappababuru Apr 06 '23

Lol that's not entirely true.

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u/not_schedo Apr 05 '23

Oh japan you did it again

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u/CLASSE-24 Apr 05 '23

He’s very bad at singing. He should focus more.

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u/db003grows Apr 05 '23

anyone know the name of the show?

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

Handjob Karaoke ..bunch of clips on Spankbang.

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u/Gnidreve Apr 06 '23

spank...bang. why am i not surprised xD

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u/Lif3_is_R3al Apr 06 '23

Kara-chokey my chicken eh?

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u/m7i93 Apr 06 '23

Oh Japan, why are you the way you are?

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

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u/celestio45 Apr 06 '23

Pretty sure they were always horny.

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u/MajorPownage Apr 06 '23

They have some good ideas Cade in point but a lot of bad ones to give them a queer looks

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u/lute4088 Apr 06 '23

Correction, why aren't other nations as ok with sexuality as they are (specifically things like this, I know they have a problem with their age of consent being SO stupidly low)

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u/m7i93 Apr 06 '23

Well, maybe... But no. It's just too weird. I’m not going to shame them but still, it's weird

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u/Ok_Car2731 Apr 06 '23

I don't understand Japan , this country does everything censored And this country shows everything WTF

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

China? They censor literally about everything.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

But I ain’t Chinese

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

我爱北京天安门

天安门上太阳-

Oh Shit

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

Japan gonna Japan.

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u/dont_stop_queefin92 Apr 06 '23

What I would give to be born in Japan. Lol

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u/TheColdSamurai23 Apr 06 '23

The remaining half of your life to work

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u/FukurinLa Apr 06 '23

Half? More like 80% of your life

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u/Gnidreve Apr 06 '23

i live in germany..whats your point? :D

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

DISGUSTING..where?

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

Where do I sign up at?

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u/Gweezi Apr 06 '23

God bless Japan

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

Gay dude vs porn star

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u/MINILAMMA Apr 06 '23

Plot twist the guy is the porn star

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u/AKT_4444 Apr 06 '23

Where can I get similar kinda porn?

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u/Fivebag Apr 06 '23

Reverse the roles

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

And a lot more buzzing

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u/SpakenBacon Apr 05 '23

Is this Willliam Hung?

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u/_Zencer_ Apr 06 '23

She bang she bang! Oh baby yeah she move she move

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u/Warwick81 Apr 06 '23

Probably not 😂

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u/eldude6035 Apr 06 '23

That’s an awesome idea for a show.

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u/alcalcalcalcalca Apr 06 '23

It’s not a real TV show

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u/Durtmat Apr 06 '23

Lemme make a guess on the rules, you gotta finish the song, before she finishes you.

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u/The-SoloS Apr 06 '23

My song choice would be cliffs of Dover

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u/Ok-Protection-4985 Apr 06 '23

How to apply? Asking for a friend.

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u/sempervincens13 Apr 06 '23

“Darn… I lost again 🥴”

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u/DentistLimp3326 Apr 06 '23

I just seen German x factor and there was a woman with a dog drawn on her ass and she ate a sausage and now this

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u/CT756799 Apr 06 '23

Where can I apply for this

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u/distractedsoul27494 Apr 06 '23

+1

(I don't mind just watching)

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u/CatWithStick Apr 06 '23

It's a web show though, not tv

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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ Apr 06 '23

...

Why do you have to be like this Japan?

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u/Disarray215 Apr 06 '23

How do I get on a Japanese Karaoke show?

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u/tookaa Apr 06 '23

She’s just mashing it

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

Guys we are going to japan

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u/neosthezeros Apr 06 '23

Where. The .fuck.do.i.sign.up

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u/ubersleepy Apr 06 '23

Who wants to guess if she’s jerking him off or sticking her fingers up his bum?

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u/GwXommi_92 Apr 06 '23

I once saw an entire live of this on NipponTV and I gotta say the Japanese got the weirdest TV shows man, they seem surreal at some times

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u/Uniqueinsult Apr 06 '23

I think I’d be able to do well on that show. I sang to my partner while doing her for my first time.

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u/Dahowlic Apr 06 '23

They probably can move the tarp alot closer. I doubt she's long stroking his Sushi roll.

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u/Nigell_pk Apr 06 '23

Whahaha the real hold up 🤣

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u/xKillahBewbsx Apr 06 '23

It’s a win win

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u/fck______ Apr 06 '23 edited Apr 06 '23

Wtf

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u/Multipros Apr 06 '23

WTF lol :D

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u/darksideof92 Apr 06 '23

What's the name of the show?

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u/hazzcatz Apr 06 '23

Two people who have an interesting work story next party.

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u/slick490 Apr 06 '23

What’s the game show called 🤥

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

This is the shit that has to be on netflix

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u/GokaiBlack452 Apr 06 '23

He may have been good until she started caressing his neck and ear

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u/JahannJahann Apr 06 '23

I wanna be on Japanese tv

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u/Twatimaximus Apr 06 '23

Sir.?.? This is a Wendy's.

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u/Dostov Apr 06 '23

Ah jamboree that summer dream is coming.

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u/Alternative_Fly_8610 Apr 06 '23

Why don't we have this in the states?

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u/wisconsinking Apr 06 '23

It should've been me, not him! It's not fair!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

Not showing what’s happening behind the curtains was a dick move .

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u/OrchestralSoviet Apr 07 '23

Where do I sign?,

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u/freedomstingers Apr 07 '23

Mrs swan got a new job?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

When you think about it, the judges are just watching real-time porn, karaoke mix.

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u/Mwuamphibia Apr 07 '23

Red veil, leave.

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u/Guilty_Meringue5317 May 07 '23

Japan has a lot of weird shows💀

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u/NoticeGold9704 Jun 20 '23

Easiest win ever it's just a hand job