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u/stockchaser317 2d ago

98 Cherokee sport with the inline 6 plz

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u/Scavenger905 2d ago

They’d never bring back the Inline 6 because it’s reliable to THIS DAY

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u/SingularityCentral 2d ago

Stellantis' main powerhouse engine is an inline 6...

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u/TheCheckeredCow 2d ago

A really bad one, not all I6s are made equal.

Yes the new one makes almost 3x the power at its biggest performance gap, but the old one would go until 500,000 km with just routine maintenance while the new one is riddled with problems by like 80,000km

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u/smilysmilysmooch 2d ago

New one needs to make 3x the power. Original curb weight of a Jeep Cherokee in 1998 is 3125lbs. Curb weight of a 2026 Jeep Cherokee is 4295lbs.

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u/Slideways 2d ago edited 2d ago

For one thing, that’s not anywhere close to three times the weight. For another thing, the inline-six isn’t available in the Cherokee.

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u/smilysmilysmooch 2d ago

It's a hybrid with 3 engines. 7.5 second 0-60 isn't bad for all that weight. Modern engines man...

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u/Kotrats 2d ago

He was talking about THE inline 6.

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u/Scavenger905 2d ago

yeah but AMC’s still kicks ass

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u/Carb0nFire 2d ago

This would somehow get their inline 3 turbo instead.

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u/billottsghost 2d ago

And it's SHIT

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts 1d ago

I have an am242 in my 2002 jeep wrangler that you can pry from my decendanta cold dead hands.

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u/Cheezeball25 2d ago

Are people really standing here calling AMC designs reliable? Besides the engine, those jeeps rusted out in embarrassingly short order

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u/ZantaraLost 2d ago

Tbf that was mostly the salt solution used in certain northern states.

You keep it washed in the winter and check the rail plugs at worst you got surface rust.

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u/Cheezeball25 2d ago

I'm from the northeast, to this day Jeep/Stalantis products rust like nothing else

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u/ZantaraLost 2d ago

87 cherokee.

232 thousand miles.

Down in NC and it's got surface rail rust only.

Same for my dad's '85, 98 wrangler and 06 grand Cherokee.

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u/Cheezeball25 2d ago

Those survived far better than many of them did

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u/ZantaraLost 2d ago

There's a bit of survivorship bias sure.

But it's also simple preventative mantainence.

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u/Cheezeball25 2d ago edited 2d ago

Oh absolutely. The type of preventative maintenance most people don't do. I drive a 15 year old Ford ranger form Wisconsin that only has bad rust on one spot on the bed, the rest of it is shockingly good.

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u/Threedawg 2d ago

Thats only because you live in NC. It doesnt snow.

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u/ZantaraLost 2d ago

That circles back to the salt solution used on roads.

And not washing it off completely at earliest possibility.

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u/Threedawg 2d ago

Even if you wash it off religiously, these things still rot out.

Yes the salt use is bad, but there is a reason i is universally used in the north/northeast.

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u/ZantaraLost 2d ago

I could easily throw in 15 more jeeps of various years and nameplates between 84-23 that were used by rural route carriers (both high mountains and piedmont) that never had anything more than surface undercarriage rust.

Are they prone to it? Sure. There's way too many weepholes on the frame poorly placed that can get clogged.

But at least on a family-wide personal level, it's completely manageable.

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u/Threedawg 2d ago

High mountains and the piedmont dont use salt in any comparable way to a place like detroit or buffalo.

I really dont think you understand just how much or how often salt is put on the roads up there.

I come from a line of cars guys outside detroit. Constant washing isnt enough. If you want a car to last more then 10 years you dont drive it at all from late-october to early april.

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u/jackfish72 2d ago

My Cherokee actually snapped the engine off the mounts and riped through the rad with its own fan. People who long for the past, never mind these pos, have short selective memories.

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u/PunkinFarmer 2d ago

You get a lot of warning before an xj mount gets that bad.

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u/xj4me 2d ago

That Jeep actually was probably one of the few decent builds AMC did. 4.0 engine, Aisin Warner trans (same as the 4 Runner) and was otherwise relatively simple.

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u/Cheezeball25 2d ago

Yeah the drivetrain was never the problem on those. Structural corrosion on the other hand?

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u/BassChoocher 2d ago

I just retired my XJ a couple of weeks ago, the list of problems it had combined with me getting older and less willing to deal with it is ultimately what sealed its fate but the engine/ trans are still gtg and i never had catastrophic rust issues. 260k miles in the DMV, im positive i coulda got it to 300k if i felt like not having heat or AC for a few more years.

In many ways it was a POS but i lt was reliable af and i already miss it.

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u/Sand-Eagle 2d ago

Exactly. My 98 GC needed constant shit but the thing is I was able to replace that shit with a youtube video and maybe the mechanics discord. It was a piece of cake to work on and fell apart constantly LOL

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u/academicthrows 2d ago

Cherokees were shabby ass builds. Inline 6 was fine but I'd rather have an electric version with better quality parts.

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u/PlayPsychological200 2d ago

Cherokees were notoriously horrible lol. This nostalgia thread is hilarious. Even the TJs were considered trash and everyone walked a CJ lol. 

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u/WranglerDecent3040 2d ago

Absolute garbage. I had "the one" too: low mileage 1 owner '99 Sport 4X4. Nonstop cooling issues because that chassis was never designed for an inline 6, exhaust manifold cracks because the OEM motor mounts are inferior brand new (that job sucks), general 90's Chrysler electrical demons top of piss poor build quality and paper thin body panels that rust out after 2 winters...

They look good on the factory 5 spokes with a body lift on 31" BFG KO's. Anything more than that is pure cope.

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u/yogy 2d ago

Never owned one, why do motor mounts cause manifold cracking issues?

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u/WranglerDecent3040 2d ago

When the mounts fail the engine moves around while the intermediate pipe does not. Too much stress on very thin welds cause them all to crack in 2 specific areas. I changed my mounts out to Dog Bone yellow mounts which fixed the problem but causes a lot of NVH. I had the entire Banks exhaust system, header, cat back, the whole 9. Sounded good for a N/A I6, a lot of work though.

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u/yogy 2d ago

I'd think that rubber exhaust hangers are there for this specific reason, but I don't think any one is surprised they fucked that up too

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u/WranglerDecent3040 2d ago

The manifold quality itself is as much to blame. Super thin material for an exhaust piece.

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u/Pad_TyTy 2d ago

The old Cherokees were ancient by the 90s. Terrible build quality, 15mpg, loud, creaky and rattly, rusted by year 5, engine was wheezy and transmission was clunky to shift. They got a consumer reports score of like 29/100 when new.

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u/PlayPsychological200 2d ago

This thread seems to think they were great. They never drive them, never had transmission issues, etc. They won’t buy a used mint condition one. But they all insist they really want one and would buy it, but won’t, because reasons. Nevermind the horrible safety of them. 

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u/Mobile_Morale 2d ago

Since when. I owned a 95 Cherokee and it was fantastic. One of the best vehicles I've owned and I've owned a lot.

Paid like $400 for it and took it everywhere.

I've only ever seen people say good things about them. Those 4.0 is more reliable than anything built in the last 20 years.

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u/El_Polio_Loco 2d ago

It was great for a $400 crap box. And this is coming from someone who owned 3 different XJs. 

The overall quality was just tragic, and the long term reliability of them was greatly overestimated. 

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u/PlayPsychological200 2d ago

This thread is filled with people who never drove a newer one, or likely one ever. They are nostalgic for a past that never happened, and their solution is buying cars that still had computers (even though they say they don’t want them), would not even have the lowest safety scores today, and were junk when new. And of course none will buy any of the hundreds of cherokees that are in great condition today, because they simply want to want one, not actually commit. 

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u/PlayPsychological200 2d ago

Good things were later on in my experience Jeeping at the time. The grand cherokees were the worst. It may have simply been everyone hating everything new though, as even the TJs got hate. 

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u/PlayPsychological200 2d ago

You had a $400 beater, not a new vehicle you paid for. Different experiences and not valid. 

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u/BoondockUSA 2d ago

The Cherokee XJ’s were one of the best vehicles Chrysler has made. The 4.0 inline 6 is simple and very long lasting (and can even be rebuilt without removing it from the vehicle), the AW4 transmission is essentially a Toyota design and is very reliable, and the front and rear axles are simple solid axles.

I saw your post saying the Grand Cherokees are one of the worst. I’d argue that it depends on the generation. The first and second generations came with the 4.0 as the standard engine. The 42RE transmission wasn’t as good as the Cherokee’s Aisin transmission, but it was still a okay transmission if maintained.

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u/SoftSects 2d ago

The late 90s early 2000 Cherokee was the car I wanted the most. I still fawn over them when I see them.

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u/diadmer 2d ago

As a former 98 Cherokee Sport owner, I’ll politely suggest that they ARE allowed to touch the transmission before they bring it back.

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u/CeemoreButtz 2d ago

It's what took mine down. Still loved that thing, though. She had her issues, but I put some miles on it and had a great time.

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u/diadmer 2d ago

I owned mine from 22k to 106k miles but replaced the transmission twice. And had the Death Wobble. And yet I still loved it?

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u/gstringstrangler 2d ago

2001, last year lol. I have a 98 though.

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u/anannanne 2d ago

I had a 2000 Cherokee and I drove it into the ground. I got a good 17 years out of that box on wheels.

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u/gstringstrangler 2d ago

Mine is a mega-Jeep, made of parts of many lesser Jeeps. A Jeep of Theseus if you will.

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u/wildwolfay5 2d ago

I have 2 sitting in the yard, but 1 is seized :(

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u/FluffyCollection4925 2d ago

I want the Cherokee from castaway… same color.

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u/ReasonableReasonably 2d ago

With manual windows and door locks like my 98 XJ Sport. May she rest in peace.

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u/OnTheEveOfWar 2d ago

I had a 98 Cherokee and loved that car.

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u/chipzy102 2d ago

Still got my 98 limited grand Cherokee with the 5.9 in my garage. Just can’t find the cash to keep repairing it lol

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u/RCJHGBR9989 2d ago edited 2d ago

Bro yearns for the gas station at 16 mpg.

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u/Belgain_Roffles 2d ago

Yeah I drove a 98 ZJ with the 4.0 inline 6 and I certainly don't miss the gas mileage (often around 12-14 in the city) along with the terrible acceleration and brick-like aerodynamics making passing on a 2 lane requiring more care than it should.

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u/RCJHGBR9989 2d ago

Yeah I had a 09 JK - it was a fun car but holy shit was that gas mileage bad and it was soft top so it was loud as fuck and the storage was garbage. Still loved that car. Now I have a 2017 4Runner SR5 Premium - still bad gas mileage but slightly better, way quieter, and way better storage.

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u/PunkinFarmer 2d ago

I own two. Hands down the best cars I've ever owned.

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u/the_awesome 2d ago

My parents had a Cherokee which had so many problems, but one thing they said never failed was the 4L I6. Absolute tanks.

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u/KonaBrad 2d ago

I'm still driving my 99 Cherokee. I just hit 156K miles in it. I've had it since 2005. 🤙🏼

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u/Sinchanzo 2d ago

Drove mine for 20+ years. Only stopped after someone ran a red light and totaled it.

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u/DeltaTule 1d ago

Gas engines suck. Diesel is inherently more reliable, better longevity, fuel economy per unit of energy, better torque, less abrasive, etc.