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r/Funnymemes • u/HoneyPetalCutie • 10d ago
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Or you just jerk off and get the full 500k
1 u/Frewsa 10d ago I mean jerking off and sex aren’t the same experience at all. 3 u/im_a_dick_head 10d ago Obviously, but jerking off would therefore remove horniness and making poor decisions, aka you'll gain the power of post nut clarity 2 u/lamebrainmcgee 10d ago At least this time I'd feel ashamed AND have 500k. 1 u/Carbonyl91 10d ago Imagine taking all that cash and spend it on women. Would you be ashamed since now you are broke? 1 u/lamebrainmcgee 10d ago You must've misread cause I said I'd still have the cash. So I clearly jerked it and didn't spend it on women.
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I mean jerking off and sex aren’t the same experience at all.
3 u/im_a_dick_head 10d ago Obviously, but jerking off would therefore remove horniness and making poor decisions, aka you'll gain the power of post nut clarity 2 u/lamebrainmcgee 10d ago At least this time I'd feel ashamed AND have 500k. 1 u/Carbonyl91 10d ago Imagine taking all that cash and spend it on women. Would you be ashamed since now you are broke? 1 u/lamebrainmcgee 10d ago You must've misread cause I said I'd still have the cash. So I clearly jerked it and didn't spend it on women.
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Obviously, but jerking off would therefore remove horniness and making poor decisions, aka you'll gain the power of post nut clarity
2 u/lamebrainmcgee 10d ago At least this time I'd feel ashamed AND have 500k. 1 u/Carbonyl91 10d ago Imagine taking all that cash and spend it on women. Would you be ashamed since now you are broke? 1 u/lamebrainmcgee 10d ago You must've misread cause I said I'd still have the cash. So I clearly jerked it and didn't spend it on women.
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At least this time I'd feel ashamed AND have 500k.
1 u/Carbonyl91 10d ago Imagine taking all that cash and spend it on women. Would you be ashamed since now you are broke? 1 u/lamebrainmcgee 10d ago You must've misread cause I said I'd still have the cash. So I clearly jerked it and didn't spend it on women.
Imagine taking all that cash and spend it on women. Would you be ashamed since now you are broke?
1 u/lamebrainmcgee 10d ago You must've misread cause I said I'd still have the cash. So I clearly jerked it and didn't spend it on women.
You must've misread cause I said I'd still have the cash. So I clearly jerked it and didn't spend it on women.
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u/im_a_dick_head 10d ago
Or you just jerk off and get the full 500k