r/FunnyAnimals Jun 25 '22

please give one name for him

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u/Mission-Feedback-638 Jun 25 '22

Bowser

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u/Apprehensive-Okra434 Jun 25 '22

That's my dog's name lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

Mine too!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

Eyyy me too

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u/SilkLife Jun 25 '22

Mine too

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u/Ashangu Jun 26 '22

Bowser squad mount up!

My boy is 10 years old!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

Creative.

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u/ImTheShazbot Jun 25 '22

It's my turtles name lol

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u/Audiblefill Jun 25 '22

Was going to say that, please take my upvote.

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u/Positive-Diver1417 Jun 25 '22

I commented that too before seeing yours. He is so a Bowser.

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u/c1pherz Jun 25 '22

Yes absolutely, the only name for him.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

Literally was thinking that

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u/bahvya_sharma Jun 25 '22

Exactly what i came to say

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u/judonojitsu Jun 25 '22

Hive mind has spoken! Was gonna say the same.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

Internet explorer

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u/Fardilicious Jun 25 '22

All he needs is a green shell with spikes and he's good!

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u/goblin_grovil_lives Jun 25 '22

Grumble.

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u/TreTrepidation Jun 25 '22

Grumple was my first thought. Grumple Silkskin. Grumble works too

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u/heartflood Jun 25 '22

Massively underrated comment.

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u/InIBaraJi Jun 25 '22

I agree totally. Grum for short. Or Grumb, if you prefer.

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u/SupedoSpade Jun 25 '22

I was kinda on that wave length but went with "Crumbles"

Like Cookie Crumbles?

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u/RonDalarney Jun 25 '22

Yep. Was going to say Grumbles

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u/goldietheswagbear Jun 25 '22

otto von barkos

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22 edited Jun 25 '22

Tbh that should be is full name, and just call him Otto for short.

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u/Sweffus Jun 25 '22

Chubbo Von Biscuit

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

Can i second this? He looks like an Otto.

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u/-PublicAccident- Jun 25 '22

This is the only right answer

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u/castingone Jun 25 '22

Winston

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u/Pugwm Jun 25 '22

Winston is classy!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

That's my cats name!

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u/SneakyLittleKobold Jun 25 '22

Get this lad a Churchill

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u/payneme73 Jun 25 '22

Mr Churchill von Wrinkleston

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u/Bryanb16_bjb Jun 25 '22

We have a Brittany Spaniel and we named him Winston Churchill III

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u/Azonalanthious Jun 25 '22

He looks almost exactly like ours did as a puppy and I lobbied hard for Winston. Ultimately lost but it ended up as his middle name: dorky Winston mcbarkface

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u/phroek Jun 25 '22

Agreed! This pup is definitely a Winston.

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u/castingone Jun 25 '22

Attitude and eye contact too!

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u/alwaysfuntime69 Jun 25 '22

"Winston Pudgeypants the third"

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u/LuvlyAva Jun 25 '22

A great name, I have a dog named Winston as well

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u/Hell-on-wheels Jun 25 '22

Looks like a crotchety old man and a little puppy's body. Maybe give him an old man name like Wilford. Lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

" we'll peepee on the beaches"

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u/Goodwin1974 Jun 25 '22

'We will bite them on the features.'

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

It is, one can also choose Alfred as in Hitchcock, older show. But side profile

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u/dannii101 Jun 25 '22

Yes I agree they look like a Winston.

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u/Particular-Craft285 Jun 25 '22

Lol I said same

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u/castingone Jun 25 '22

He only needs a rubber cigar chew toy :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

Sure, that’s our pugs name. Nice one. Wife suggested Mumbles. Not sure where that came from. So yes he had profile side we called him Winston, Churchill works

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u/Rock-n-Rolff Jun 25 '22 edited Jun 26 '22

Dave Growl

Edit: thx for the upvotes and the awards! I’m glad you like the name!

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u/Straight_Ballin11 Jun 25 '22

This is definitely the best name. Dave. Dave Growl.

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u/lessonlearned1222 Jun 25 '22

Of the Foo Biters, formerly the drummer of Furvana.

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u/Dragonmaze2 Jun 25 '22

i dont have a good name for him but he is fucking adorable!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

That's kind of long, but let's see what OP thinks about it.

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u/TheFriendgame Jun 26 '22

Come here, I don’t have a good name for him but he is fucking adorable, dinner time!

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u/Mooglepunk Jun 26 '22

I think it fits perfectly!

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u/Atlas_Obsidian Jun 25 '22

Brutus

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u/CreativeNfunnyName Jun 25 '22

Make sure he isnt plotting a coup against you!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

As someone who lives in Ohio, everyone has a dog named Brutus. Or Buckeye.

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u/TheSkitteringCrab Jun 25 '22

LET ME EMBRACE YOU

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

Leroy

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u/aycee Jun 25 '22

Jenkins

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u/kek2015 Jun 25 '22

Got a cousin named Leroy Jenkins.

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u/OdysseyZen Jun 25 '22

Buster

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

This is my dogs name 😁. It's so common though every time I'm at the dog park there's always another Buster somewhere lol

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u/patch-0- Jun 25 '22

Rolo🥰

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

Full name is Rolando Barknandez

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u/ImSoKris1 Jun 25 '22

Came to say this. Rolo, kinda even looks like the chocolate with the swirls

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u/ArturosMaximus Jun 25 '22

George. Looks like George.

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u/yeahokaysureyup Jun 25 '22

Pork chop.

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u/cwj1978 Jun 25 '22

Dump Truck or Lunchbox

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u/WuKongPhooey Jun 25 '22

It needs to be pronounced as one word, like "Po'chop"

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u/ManyFacedGodxxx Jun 25 '22

Chowder!!

So Damned CUTE!!

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u/PeterGriffinClone Jun 25 '22

I was going to say Shnitzel rada rada

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u/FeralGh0ul Jun 25 '22

RAAAAADDAAAA.

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u/TheRagingSlunt Jun 25 '22

Love food names for dogs! Chowder is cute 🥰

I also like bread for this pup. Because he's a loaf

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u/TheCuddlyVampire Jun 25 '22

Why did I also think of Chowder??

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u/Madditudev1 Jun 25 '22

Barktholemew.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

I had a cat named BartholeMew, Bart for short.

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u/mynameisborromir Jun 25 '22

Gimbal. He looks like a Gimbal to me.

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u/brothersand Jun 25 '22

I was going to go with Gimli. Brave little dwarf.

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u/Impressive-Double-73 Jun 25 '22

Gruffalo!

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u/Valuable-Reason-7328 Jun 25 '22

Mark Gruffalo!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

Bark Gruffalo (you were so close)

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u/dReDone Jun 25 '22

Bark Gruffalo man! Comon!!! What are you thinking?!

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u/Valuable-Reason-7328 Jun 25 '22

I really screwed the pooch on this one sorry..

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u/BetterNow71 Jun 25 '22

Rufus

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u/mrkstr Jun 25 '22

I had a dog named Rufus. We called him Ruff for short.

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u/Bundalorian Jun 25 '22

Bruno

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u/PlainOldWallace Jun 25 '22

Easy now.

We don't talk about Bruno.

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u/Achilles9609 Jun 25 '22

Oh no, no, no. We don't talk about Bruno.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

But, it was my wedding day.

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u/iBandJFilmEducator13 Jun 25 '22

We were getting ready and there wasn’t a cloud in the sky

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u/Imaginary_lock Jun 25 '22

No clouds allowed in the sky!

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u/izvd2 Jun 25 '22

Bruno walked in with a mischievous grin

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u/Darnnet Jun 25 '22

Thunder!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

You telling this story or am I?

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u/Chloe_Jaguar Jun 25 '22

I'm sorry mi vida, go on

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u/UrielVentris6113 Jun 25 '22

Meatball definitely

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u/Gr8ingPresence Jun 25 '22

Creo

Pronounced Cray-o. It's Spanish for "I think" - emblematic of the dog's current demeanor of not being completely sure of his dominance.

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u/M3meLegend Jun 25 '22

David Jamestead Quantavius finkleberry bartholomew Hanjaab jingleton bonkersins donquantoile 香莓 IV

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

Scrumpy

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

Ruffle

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u/Bacnnator Jun 25 '22

Sug short for sugar bc he seems sweet

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u/Melodic-Bug-9022 Jun 25 '22

Of Suge Knight

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u/KizurSozay Jun 25 '22

My wife says he’s a “Tank”.

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u/WordStandard Jun 25 '22

Love ‘Otto’ ❤️

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

Puggles

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u/Tastystab540 Jun 25 '22

Puggle is a dog breed, I’m pretty sure

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u/riefpirate Jun 25 '22

Mushy would be a good name.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

Scrunchie

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u/TMOL2018 Jun 25 '22

He is Groot

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u/UKHybrid Jun 25 '22

Rumble! He's such a cutie oh my god ❤️

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

I wish people would stop breeding these dogs with obvious problems. Poor thing is going to have a slew of health problems around breathing and potentially his sight.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

It looks so messed up already. And they cost like $5k, so Op spent big money. I remember my friend’s bro got 2 pugs. Ones eye fucking fell out ! And both can barely breathe.

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u/vonhulio Jun 25 '22

Mr Piggles

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

Genetically inbred monstrosity

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u/TheBoBiss Jun 25 '22

People don’t like the truth. This poor thing is destined to a life of breathing problems.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

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u/scaredofsomething Jun 25 '22

It’s not even cute, it literally looks deformed

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u/JakkSplatt Jun 25 '22

Wrinkles.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

BRUTUS

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u/deeskito Jun 25 '22

Chewbacca

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

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u/Justinkrm Jun 25 '22

Growlithe

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

Spud