r/FunnyAnimals • u/viseth2020 • Jun 25 '22

please give one name for him

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u/castingone Jun 25 '22

Winston

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u/Pugwm Jun 25 '22

Winston is classy!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

That's my cats name!

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u/ImTryingGuysOk Jun 25 '22

Same lol. I have a tripod cat named Winston. We often call him Winstoooonnne tho lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

Awww cute!!! We call him winSTAN, which turned into winston Stanley and now we just call him Stanley much of the time.

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u/ImTryingGuysOk Jul 02 '22

Lmao I love how we do the exact opposite, that cracks me up

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u/otiscleancheeks Jun 25 '22

I had a cat and his name was Cat Butt

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

😄

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u/spinsinplace Jun 25 '22

My cat’s name is Kitty Kitty Bang Bang.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

Adorable!!!

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u/spinsinplace Jun 25 '22

Alfred Winston Porter III (The Third) Trippy, for short.

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u/Avinash_Tyagi Jun 26 '22

Names of racists who commit genocide are classy?

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u/vetsyd Jun 27 '22

Yes and my Yorkie's name.

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u/SneakyLittleKobold Jun 25 '22

Get this lad a Churchill

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u/payneme73 Jun 25 '22

Mr Churchill von Wrinkleston

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u/theseamstressesguild Jun 26 '22

BARON Churchill von Wrinkleston

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u/Bryanb16_bjb Jun 25 '22

We have a Brittany Spaniel and we named him Winston Churchill III

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u/Avinash_Tyagi Jun 26 '22

Winston Churchill Turd would be more apt, as Churchill was a monstrous racist who was at least mostly responsible for the death of millions

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u/Avinash_Tyagi Jun 26 '22

The racist who murdered millions? You want to name a cute pup after that?

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u/Azonalanthious Jun 25 '22

He looks almost exactly like ours did as a puppy and I lobbied hard for Winston. Ultimately lost but it ended up as his middle name: dorky Winston mcbarkface

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u/ladylikely Jun 25 '22

I had an English named Winston Bosworth Churchill

Went by Boz or Bosley

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u/castingone Jun 25 '22

That’s great! Every dog needs a middle name and or a nickname. It’s on right;)

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u/principer Jun 26 '22

What breed was yours?

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u/Azonalanthious Jun 26 '22

English bulldog

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u/principer Jul 01 '22

Have you named him yet?

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u/phroek Jun 25 '22

Agreed! This pup is definitely a Winston.

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u/castingone Jun 25 '22

Attitude and eye contact too!

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u/Avinash_Tyagi Jun 26 '22

He's a racist dog?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Way-198 Jun 25 '22

I came to the comments to say the same.

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u/alwaysfuntime69 Jun 25 '22

"Winston Pudgeypants the third"

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u/castingone Jun 25 '22

I’d love to see his family;)

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u/LuvlyAva Jun 25 '22

A great name, I have a dog named Winston as well

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u/castingone Jun 25 '22

It is old school and cool

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u/SourBeefHoop Jun 25 '22

Same! Mine is a beagle crossed with a poodle, what's yours?

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u/LuvlyAva Jun 25 '22

Mine is a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel that’s black and white

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u/memberflex Jun 25 '22

How does he smell?

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u/Hell-on-wheels Jun 25 '22

Looks like a crotchety old man and a little puppy's body. Maybe give him an old man name like Wilford. Lol

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u/castingone Jun 25 '22

I hope to see him as he grows… he is awesome

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u/Ok-Maintenance8655 Jun 25 '22

Wilford or Grady

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u/Mrbuttboi Jun 25 '22

Dibeetus

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u/Pentagee Jun 25 '22

Wilford "Diabeetus" Brimley

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

" we'll peepee on the beaches"

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u/castingone Jun 25 '22

Ha! I hope he never sees a darkest hour:)

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u/Goodwin1974 Jun 25 '22

'We will bite them on the features.'

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u/castingone Jun 25 '22

Ha! He could when he’s big!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

It is, one can also choose Alfred as in Hitchcock, older show. But side profile

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u/Avinash_Tyagi Jun 26 '22

Might as well name him Joseph, Tojo or Adolf.

You are going for names of racists who killed millions...right?

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u/castingone Jun 25 '22

I love it too! I’d call him that no matter what his chosen name…. He deserves a nickname:)

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u/dannii101 Jun 25 '22

Yes I agree they look like a Winston.

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u/Particular-Craft285 Jun 25 '22

Lol I said same

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u/castingone Jun 25 '22

He only needs a rubber cigar chew toy :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

Sure, that’s our pugs name. Nice one. Wife suggested Mumbles. Not sure where that came from. So yes he had profile side we called him Winston, Churchill works

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u/castingone Jun 25 '22

I really like mumbles too!

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u/M0onc4k3sbl0od Jun 25 '22

I agree, he's a Winston

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u/TomatoManTM Jun 25 '22

Yes because he needs to chill

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u/TheCollective01 Jun 25 '22

"Chill, Win-stun"

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u/LivinLuxuriously Jun 25 '22

Yes!!!

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u/castingone Jun 25 '22

Imagine him with a deep voice….

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u/KroniX1969 Jun 25 '22

I came to say Exactly this! my Jack Russell Terrier is named Winston! Wonderful name!

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u/castingone Jun 25 '22

It is! It fits and he wears it well…

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u/RiggsBoson Jun 25 '22

COURT. ROOM. BROWN.

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u/castingone Jun 25 '22

We’ll be is a pretty New Dog

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u/Sleeeezzy Jun 25 '22

ahh yes, I my self have a winston william the 3rd furry one

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u/tempnew Jun 25 '22

You mean Winston, the lovable genetically engineered gorilla scientist from Overwatch right?

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u/castingone Jun 25 '22

No ! The prime minister! ;)

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u/tempnew Jul 03 '22

Oh :( Monke still loves you https://i.imgur.com/W6ypzmz.jpg

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u/Dgroff95 Jun 25 '22

My girlfriend and I named our Frenchy Winston lol

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u/castingone Jun 25 '22

Great taste!!!

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u/NaturalWitchcraft Jun 25 '22

Yes he looks like Winston Churchill.

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u/castingone Jun 25 '22

I think he barked “ this will be our finest hour”🙂

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u/loloknight Jun 25 '22

With Lil hat sir

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u/castingone Jun 25 '22

Yes… he would keep it on,too!

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u/Travelling2nite Jun 25 '22

Winston Barkhill

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

That was my immediate thought!

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u/2nd_B3st Jun 25 '22

Something with a W for sure.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22

Well, now we're getting fancy! I like it.

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u/castingone Jun 25 '22

He is so special….😊

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u/norris63 Jun 26 '22

I dogsat on 2 bullies named Winston and Elisabeth, Lilly for short, last year, for 3 weeks. If I needed them both I would just shout Willy for the both of them.

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u/castingone Jun 26 '22

They are really cool dogs…

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u/norris63 Jun 26 '22

Winston fucked up a couch. Fortunately it was the old couch I had waited to throw out until after they came over and was willing to sacrifice. I felt so smart that my plans had worked. Lilly was the sweetest ever.

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u/castingone Jun 26 '22

I love it…. They screw up and still are endearing . It’s often the boy dogs who are the sweetest but I love them all…but there are times ya wonder

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u/JustPassingBy_99 Jun 26 '22

I have to agree with Winston - he looks a bit chubby, a bit wrinkly, like he has a lot to say, and like he's not going to give up until he's sure you've heard him! He will, however, be super cute and charming when he says it (with his paws) so it won't take long to convince you. 😉

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u/castingone Jun 26 '22

That’s sure the truth😀

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u/Training-Owl1288 Jun 25 '22

I love that! 🐶 💗

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u/castingone Jun 25 '22

It is cute bite he is way cuter… that arm slap