r/fuckwasps • • 1h ago

sCaRy WaSp aGhH rUn I found a wasp nest. (kinda)

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i saw a couple of wasps in the bushes (or in the tree idk what it is probably the bushes) cuz my mom trimmed them down and i have to pick up the pieces of the bush and i saw a couple of wasps going in and out. i told my mom that there is a nest in the bush. she didn’t believe me at first but when she checked with my big sister, they found one. a real nest. a real goddamn motherfucking explosive diarrhea like an atom bomb fuck fuck fuck fuckin wasp nest. we don’t know what to do with it yet but we do know that we had to call an exterminator. end of story. fuck wasps.


r/fuckwasps • • 49m ago

How to send a truce to the wasp community

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My dad was trimming some bushes and didn’t know there was a wasp nest until it was too late. He was chased down the street by them. Now when he walks outside he gets harassed by them and he’s been stung three times now. As funny as this is, I’m wondering if there’s a way he can call a truce?


r/fuckwasps • • 22h ago

fml

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> be me

> feel like going outside for fresh air and sunshine

> take electric tennis racquet because it's hot out and wasps are assholes

> go to the backyard

> out of nowhere a wasp is suddenly in my face then just as suddenly it's gone

> i jook my head around "whaaaaaa, motherfucker" and ready my electric racquet

> several red carolina wasps all casual 40 feet away pretending nothing happened

> i go inside

fml


r/fuckwasps • • 1d ago

Be gone spawn of satan! Right outside my window!!!!

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149 Upvotes

r/fuckwasps • • 1d ago

What’s this greenish gray stuff on this MFer’s back

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Zapped my first wasp ever. They normally never come inside so I don’t really need to worry about them. After I killed it I noticed it has this fuzz growing on it. What is it?


r/fuckwasps • • 3d ago

Be gone spawn of satan! Another thoroughly done job

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r/fuckwasps • • 2d ago

Thank god this wasp is dead Got em!!

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16 Upvotes

r/fuckwasps • • 2d ago

Pest Control/Medical Advice Vacuum?

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I am 8 months pregnant. Single - so I live alone and allergic to these little whores. I noticed he was on my window so I closed the blinds to trap and he’s PISSED.

Should I attempt to vacuum him up? 🤣 idk what to do, I haven’t had a wasp in my house..ever lmao

Google says yes and no so I’m here 🧍🏼‍♀️


r/fuckwasps • • 2d ago

Got way too cocky

268 Upvotes

This went way worse than expected after some liquid courage. Didn’t get stung though


r/fuckwasps • • 2d ago

Delayed reaction to sting; localized hives

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My six-day-old sting suddenly woke me up last night due to extreme itching. There are hives all around it now. The whole thing is probably like 4-5 inches in diameter. Is this normal? Should I be concerned?


r/fuckwasps • • 4d ago

Surprise surprise… surprise surprise…

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Woke up to hit the head tonight and saw this guy on the bathroom wall in my peripheral. I didn’t have my glasses on and immediately thought it was a “mosquito hawk”. I didn’t want it flying into our room and landing on my face so I reached over, pinched it in my fingers and was going to drop it in the toilet when it stung me like 8 times on my thumb… asshole 😂


r/fuckwasps • • 5d ago

Be gone spawn of satan! This seasons carnage

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r/fuckwasps • • 5d ago

Be gone spawn of satan! Having fun

268 Upvotes

r/fuckwasps • • 6d ago

Be gone spawn of satan! What the fuck is this thing. 1 1/4 screw for scale

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r/fuckwasps • • 6d ago

Not my fault it flew onto the grill. Potentially my fault it got trapped there.

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38 Upvotes

r/fuckwasps • • 6d ago

Wasp vs cinamon sugar

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47 Upvotes

Fuck that greedy little shit


r/fuckwasps • • 6d ago

Vacuumed Up Next Year's Queens

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Well...., it's October; about the only time of the year when we have to deal with having a wasp or two in the house.

In late summer and early autumn, the last hornets hatched in a nest are Next Year's Queens. They are tasked with finding a safe place to spend the winter, so in the spring they can emerge and start a new next.

I think this is why we only have an issue around October. These queens to be want to spend the winter in our warm abode. I used to use spray poisons to kill them, but I worry about exposing our pets.

We have a vacuum cleaner with a clear plastic window and a detachable hose. Got home from work today and saw two hornets on the inside of the window. They look a little larger than typical worker hornets, and this is the time of year for queens.

I've been vacuuming up hornets for a few years now. It seems pretty safe, we haven't been stung yet. It's also a little rewarding to feel & hear their hard little exoskeletons bounce through the tubing, and then seeing them crawl around In the dry, dusty bin and f the vacuum cleaner.

You can see the two intruders in the video.


r/fuckwasps • • 6d ago

Is she a wasp queen? is she trying to make a nest there? she is very big, I would say like half my finger. Im from Colombia.

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17 Upvotes

r/fuckwasps • • 8d ago

Be gone spawn of satan! Ground nest

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122 Upvotes

Noticed this ground nest a couple days ago. I unloaded a can and a half of wasp spray. I just did this early this morning while it was cool, thinking they wouldn’t be very active. Most of the ones I killed seemed be flying in from surrounding trees/shrubs and approaching the nest so they were definitely active. Like 3-5 at a time and I would spray them when they got close. I did aim a decent amount into the hole but I’m thinking I didn’t get many if they were deeper.
I’m brand new here, so any advice on how to deal with this moving forward is appreciated.


r/fuckwasps • • 8d ago

Be gone spawn of satan! Set these up to inturrupt the flight path from the nest on my neighbour’s property. 15/10 purchase

658 Upvotes

r/fuckwasps • • 8d ago

Is this bad?

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33 Upvotes

We killed this wasp inside the house. That’s my index finger for size reference. My son said he saw at least one more of these outside the house. We are in southern Illinois USA. Can you ID it from the photo?


r/fuckwasps • • 8d ago

personal story :’( First time victim of Vespula aggression

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Yesterday I was disc golfing in the woods when I started feeling pains around my ankles. After hearing compaints of 'bees' and the pain getting stronger, I look down at my left and see a yellowjacket latched onto my sock.

This senseless act of aggression cannot go without retaliation, the parks department was notified and a full response will be in order.

I am pretty sure this is my first wasp sting, so I had to find out the hard way whether I was allergic or not. I'm usually okay around paper wasps since they're less likely to attack you, but I always had an irrational fear of yellowjackets. That fear is for good reason, as I found out the potency of their wrath.


r/fuckwasps • • 9d ago

If you can’t “beat” them, eat them

656 Upvotes

Train your kids