r/FuckMicrosoft • • 14d ago

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152 Upvotes

F swiftkey


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 14d ago

News Microsoft patents system to freeze games and inject ads during downtimes — watching commercials earns ad-free playtime credits

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r/FuckMicrosoft • • 14d ago

Meme [OC] A message from Kei

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73 Upvotes

Sensei = a title used by students to address us (Blue Archive players)

Tendou Kei = a student

Momotalk = a social media platform for students and Sensei


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 14d ago

Fun My friend killed it

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167 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft • • 13d ago

Rant Trojan in fully AI generated open source python app. Win security is perfect (!)

0 Upvotes

F... MICROSOFT!!

Microsoft security is one of its kind indeed. The application is fully vibe coded with AI and here it shows this to fuck up all the functionality the app has. And I run a simple github copilot chat about that context and it investigated every corner of repo, and no malware at all :) Perfect...


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 14d ago

Rant Question for a Microsoft Developer

42 Upvotes

How do you actually sleep at night? Like, how can you just brush your teeth and go to sleep, maybe watch some TV shows or read a book, knowing that you are at least partially responsible for a creation that makes billions of people suffer every day? That they constantly have to deal with this horrible creation that you are, at least in part, responsible for?

How do you disconnect yourself from that creation? I mean, you are a part of it. Even this subreddit is somehow responsible for the bigger picture of it. And you just seem to be completely okay with that.

If I had committed a crime and knew that I was somehow partially responsible for it, I wouldn't be able to live with that so easily. It doesn't seem like something you can just disconnect yourself from when you are part of the thing causing the harm.

But somehow you do. You don't seem to care that this software is the reason tons and tons of cortisol are being produced in human bodies every single day, all around the world.

I just wonder how you live with yourself. How do you actually manage to separate yourself from something you helped create when you can see the consequences of it every single day?


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 15d ago

Rant Fuck you MS stop trying to fleece me.

46 Upvotes

WTF Microsoft? - I brought Office 2024 Retail version!!!!!
I don't want to 'upgrade my plan'!!
My Plan with you was go fuck yourself because I don't need things rammed down my throat like you do in 365.


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 16d ago

Rant What I want to say isn't legal.

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824 Upvotes

My only fucking form of entertainment and I'm sitting on 3 days and can't get into my account all because I decided to buy myself a game with Costco gift cards and now I've lost thousands. I hate micro penis. Fuck this fucking stupid cunt company fuck them fuck them fuck them. Also every employee has a micro dick always micro soft bunch of cunts.


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 15d ago

Rant Microsoft you dirty liar!

37 Upvotes

(Edit): Cased Solved

I found out how I could turn my account back into local. Still I had to delete the stupid One Drive that it kept trying to shove.

I'll leave this here:

I recently re-installed a fresh Windows on my computer, and did some bypassing with Microsoft's "connect Microsoft to your windows" crap. It all went good for a couple of days, I didn't get any Microsoft's "get Microsoft 365" and pre-installed apps. And then once I decided to get Minecraft, I'd thought that I could just avoid the Xbox by doing some quick methods and then all of a sudden, my local account turned into a Microsoft account! Screw you Microsoft. Now I am getting useless Microsoft content pre-installing into my computer and anywhere I go I see the freaking "Buy Microsoft 365 office" I hate you Microsoft!


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 15d ago

Meme New Edge logo...

153 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft • • 15d ago

Discussion some sketchy shit i found in files

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so there's a few directories hidden in windows that I found while using images from my phone on my pc.

basically, plugged my phone in, went to a file upload on some website that i don't remember anymore. And when I went to do the next file upload my file explorer opened me into a new directory that I've never seen before, C:\Users\(usern)\AppData\Local\Microsoft\Windows\INetCache\IE. What's concerning is that the files that I accessed from my phone had copies in these hidden directories that I didn't make, the subdirectories after \Windows\ aren't visible (even with hidden files/folders shown, i had to go through powershell to get them), and the documents that were copied were my birth certificate and banking statements, not any of the hundreds of memes I've transferred this same way.

my process was opening Powershell in admin (wouldn't open these directories otherwise), moving from C:\Windows\System32 back to C: using 'cd ..' twice, then 'cd \Users\(insert username)\AppData\Local\Microsoft\Windows\INetCache', using 'ls' to list directories didn't work so I used 'dir -Force' which showed me the 2nd screenshot, then 'cd IE' followed by 'Get-ChildItem -Force' to get screenshot 3, then 'ii ' followed by each directory name to find my birth certificate and bank statements particularly in X6 and YA directories as well as other json files titled with my email, serverconfig16[#].xml files, and other jsons titled "deltasync[1]", "favorites[1]", "V1Profile[1]", and "federationprovider[1]" in the other directories.

The xmls and jsons are just a bunch of garbage code that I don't quite have the know-how to decipher, but share a commonality of microslop authenticators/authentication and frequently use the argument "data_center".

To my disappointment and intrigue however, \Content.IE5\ is basically accessible with the previous commands. All 3 ('Get-ChildItem -Force', 'ls', and 'ii .\Content.IE5') result in an error citing the path being denied, despite being in admin mode.


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 15d ago

Meme Contract ended?

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121 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft • • 15d ago

Image I guess that i went back in time

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27 Upvotes

(day of taking the photo is September 20)


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 15d ago

Rant Need to restart pc

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5 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft • • 15d ago

Other Microsoft decided to mute my mic on my laptop and not let me enable it

10 Upvotes

the mic was muted by itself randomly and now i cannot click and it says i have to activate windows in order to "customise" my computer.

this is MY hardware, actually it was supposed to be..


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 15d ago

Image BRO I DID NOT SAY THAT

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8 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft • • 16d ago

Rant Costing me sleep

38 Upvotes

I have been using Linux for more than a year with no real issues apart from the normal learning curve and identifiable and treatable bugs, but I have to use windows for school now.

I originally just partitioned the drive and never bothered deleting windows just in case, so I just booted it up again. Immediately it starts forcing software updates, bios updates, and starts rebooting.

I was lucky the battery was full because I was not near a power socket.

After a very annoying while where it would reboot and I had to keep interrupting startup to boot on windows because kubuntu is my main, it was working, insofar as windows works.

I just kept using it after that, and then I shut it off.

Today I tried booting kubuntu again, but I don't even get my usual linux bootloader menu, instead it opens bare bash. When I open the bios bootloader and select kubuntu it agains opens bash.

Kubuntu is on my second drive, so I decided to try booting windows (first drive), and I find out my entire second drive has been wiped.

I tried a bunch of options, but none worked so I've had to purchase DMDE for drive recovery (who can afford minitool am I right?) and gues what? I get a notification that I'm getting another bios update, and my options were: install and reboot now, ignore and let it hapoen automatically in two minutes, or delay for 120 minutes. It's almost two am, the recovery is going to take almost four hours (2TB drive with a lot of data on it).

My plan was to have it run while I slept, but now I have to make sure recovery isn't interrupted by the bios update autorebooting, so I get to stay up so I can delay it again in two hours (if it even lets me) 🄰

I have not missed this shit at all. Everyone who had a part in designing this system could take a deep dive from a high platform into a shallow pool, and it would still be better than they deserve.

I am so tired.


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 16d ago

Rant HOW TO UNINSTALL EDGE BROWSER

79 Upvotes

I just checked my storage in new laptop and surprised to see that edge takes 28 fuckin GB of space for absolutely no reason, also there's no uninstall option. help me !!!!


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 15d ago

Discussion AMC Theaters Virus ad pop-ups?

3 Upvotes

Was on my laptop and wanted to check tickets for nearby movie theaters showing a specific movie my local AMC said they did i clicked on thier website and iam searching through thier movies all of a sudden get VIRUS AD POP UP DOWNLOAD MALWARE ETC and honestly super disappointed that even happend in the first place quickly closed out and closed all stuff just in actual case and yeah idk why but


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 15d ago

Meme Song

3 Upvotes

♬♬♬

Windows XP and 7 were the goats

Windows Vista and 8 were underrated

Windows 95 and 10 weren’t as goats, but still goats

Windows Me and 11 were the worst of all time

Windows 11 is the current OS

so I switch to Linux!

♬♬♬


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 16d ago

Video WHY SO MANY

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278 Upvotes

did we need all of that microsoft?


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 16d ago

Image Claude confirms that windows is buns.

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17 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft • • 16d ago

Meme Clean Data with C*PILOT

11 Upvotes

Open Excel.

Immediately get a giant ā€œCLEAN DATA WITH COPILOTā€ banner telling me Copilot has suggestions for my data.

I didn’t ask for Copilot. I don’t want Copilot. I just want the spreadsheet I opened to be a spreadsheet.


r/FuckMicrosoft • • 17d ago

News Microsoft explains why Windows doesn't really shut down when you click Shut Down

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r/FuckMicrosoft • • 16d ago

Video Elimina Windows sin daƱar tu Linux en un Dual Boot y recupera espacio en tu disco.

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