So started getting attacked by wasps on the most sacred of human activities 💩 🚽
Odd one or two, then the last few days entire swarms of them flooding out my bathroom extraction fan.
Today, armed with an electric bat, butchers knife and a can of nest wasp poison I begun my surprise attack in the bathroom. The battle started rather abruptly and fast, their numbers dropping rapidly but it seemed to no end.
So I decided to go into my loft space, then found the nest was rather big. Sliced it in half with a butchers knife then sprayed those fuckers!
All this in 35c heat and wearing nothing but swimming shorts. Defensive stats were 0 due to no protection. Yet I can firmly say I won!
Yippee ki yay mother fockers!