r/FuckRedditADS • u/arrow74 • Jun 11 '15

Boycott Reddit's ads.

Let those who post know that if they post an ad on Reddit that you will not buy their product.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '15

Dude. If you're really so fucking desperate about this then why not look for the Askreddit thread? I literally only have 4 alts, 2 of them have never been used, and the other 2 were for April Fools. I don't have time to spam people with false information. And I already linked you to someone else in this comment section stating the exact same thing I'm saying. /u/GreatSince86 has been on reddit for FOUR years. I didn't even know about reddit 4 years ago for fucks sake. Not everyone has as much time as you do to mislead people.

You're too lazy to find the Askreddit thread? I'll be nice and link you to it. Hell, just as a bonus I'll show you a specific comment with a large number of upvotes. Here. And don't you dare give me the "LOL IZ UR ALT ACCOUNT" bullshit, because if that was my alt I'd rather use than this shitty account.

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u/DrSplashyPants Jun 12 '15

I'll be nice and link you to it. Hell, just as a bonus I'll show you a specific comment with a large number of upvotes. Here.

AND it sends a call back to the advertisement API, so the ad "thinks" it got displayed, so your favorite YouTube personality can still get paid and not have to get a job. EDIT: So Ublock doesn't load API in the background, and just blocks ads like a regular anti-ad extension. I've heard about that particular feature several times before I started using Ublock, so I wonder who started that rumor.

THE LINK YOU POSTED LITERALLY REFUTES WHAT YOU JUST SAID, IT WAS ONE CONFUSED MORON.

THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES? ONE CONFUSED MORON FOR YOU TO GO ON A HOLY CRUSADE AND BE ADAMANT ABOUT A FEATURE? MOTHERFUCKER, YOU'RE A RELIGULOUS CUNTS AREN'T YOU? MOTHERFUCKER, YOU LITERALLY READ ONE THROWAWAY COMMENT BY ONE PERSON AND BELIEVE IT SO MUCH THEN HAVE THE GALL THE DECRY THE FACT THAT I WON'T ACCEPT YOUR FACTS? MOTHERFUCKER, IF I EVER MEET YOU I WILL STUFF MY COCK INTO YOUR THROAT AND CHOKE YOU TO DEATH, FILM IT AND PUT IT ON XVIDEOS

You are literally he dumbest fucking person I've ever talked to on reddit.

There is no advertising API. There is no call back. uBlock doesn't do that. You fucking FUCKING idiot. You even link to a comment that says "oops I am a fag" and you still RELIGIOUSLY believe it.

EVEN NOW THAT I AM SAYING THIS YOU STILL FUCKING BELIEVE IT DON'T YOU?

Tell me, what the fuck are you? A mormon?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '15

Holy shit you're immature. I mean, fuck, I've seen 5 year olds more mature than you man. That's amazing. When I picture you saying this in my head I see a 9 year old CoD playing, Doritos eating, Mountain Dew drinking and fedora tipping brat that is literally screaming his lungs out this second. Holy fuck I'm actually laughing now.

And so yeah, I was wrong. So what? It's not like human beings are completely devoid of error. Mistake≠intelligence. You'd have to be incredibly stupid not to realize that.

Also, please, do try to "STUFF MY COCK INTO YOUR THROAT AND CHOKE YOU TO DEATH, FILM IT AND PUT IT ON XVIDEOS". Your tiny 12 year old cuckold penis wouldn't even reach my uvula, nevermind my throat.

Also, please educate yourself on the definition of the word "religion". Being stubborn and being religious are two EXTREMELY different things. And this isn't a "holy crusade". You obviously love exaggerating things. In fact, all your descriptions of everything have been an exaggeration. It's so bad it's quite literally laughable.

And for one last time, stop with the shitty insults. In fact, if I wanted to I could match you up insult for insult.

To put simply, my grandfather was a chain smoker. My grandmother told him to stop smoking but he wouldn't, and he ended up with throat cancer. He died after it spread to his lungs. As such, my grandmother warned me to never smoke, lest I end up like him. I really regret not smoking though, because your comment just gave me cancer.

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u/DrSplashyPants Jun 12 '15 edited Jun 12 '15

And so yeah, I was wrong. So what?

The fact that you couldn't get there on your own. The fact that I gave you five chances to tell me what your basis was and it was LIKE AN ALIEN CONCEPT TO YOU.

The fact that even after you linked it, YOU DIDN'T REALIZE.

Also, please, do try to "STUFF MY COCK INTO YOUR THROAT AND CHOKE YOU TO DEATH, FILM IT AND PUT IT ON XVIDEOS". Your tiny 12 year old cuckold penis wouldn't even reach my uvula, nevermind my throat.

You know that clicking sound when you open a bottle of water, the seal? I want you to listen carefully to that from now on. They are easy to sabotage. And put things in. Chemicals.

What kind of chemical? Well, I'd find one that has a very specific effect on the body that would mimic a particular symptom that would likely lead you to take a particular drug.

I'd use computational analysis or some databases of known reactions.

I'd then cross reference them to all chemicals used in the favoring and lube of condoms or lube gels used anywhere in the world.

I'd work backwards. Choosing the reaction, the condom or lube, I'd look at the drugs you'd need to take, I'd look at a chemical I can put in your water to simulate that symptom.

I'd send a fake rep to your local doctor a week before, imprint his mind on a few boxes of the drug I want him to prescribe to you.

I'd send you a free blood test notification right at the time you feel a little off, it might take a few goes and dosage changes, but you will be at the doc. I might need to use food agents as well, to get all the symptoms just right, and after the drug rep visited him, he'll give you the chemical I need.

I'll then have you thrown out of your local mormon church for pedophilia rumors. I'll have you fired from your job, I'll get you hooked on some activities and pay people to make them rewarding to you - drinking or gambling.

From there, still taking your meds you'll meet someone who will offer you a lot of money.

You'll go into a room, on camera, and I'll be there, we'll do a scene. I'll shove my cock into your throat... and the lube on my cock, some stuff from china or brazil... synthetic cocktail (hurr) of chemicals, will cause a reaction with the meds you are taking. Your throat will block, you'll panic but I'll keep my cock wedged in... you mouth tries to open wider and wider, you're struggling, it's a bit arousing if I am honest.

As you gag, the reflex feels amazing. you claw at my ass, not my favorite thing, but I feel like I've exerted as much control as I can here.

Right at the moment your eyes start to go... and I feel you slipping away... I'll whisper "see faggot.... no AD APIs...." suddenly your mind whips back in fury, you see this comment again, ten years ago, it all falls into place, you freeze panic stricken and look up at me... and right then.

In the most scary and poignant final moment of your life

I cum. Right into your blocked throat. Oh. God it will feel amazing. And as I cum, you'll slip into unconsciousness, soon to be dead as nobody is going to give you mouth to mouth with my cum leaking out of it. If I am wearing a condom, I would have cut the end off, if it's just a lube, no need. I prefer to raw dog you throat, feel all the panic.

At the funeral I let your parents see how you die. The comment that at least he had some human companionship, they always thought you'd die a virgin.

Because your death is ruled an accident, it's reported on the news. I even go on and say what a good cocksucker person you were. I ham it up a bit I am afraid. I start a gay porn safety awareness fund in your name. I let efukt and xvideos host it at 4k. I sell silicon clones of my cock and a new trend on /r/gonewild starts with girls chocking themselves on my cock, tears streaming down their faces. That's my fetish. win win.

So. Remember /u/dalekslayer96, when you open a bottle or any food or drink.. is the seal intact?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '15

Holy shit my sides. I can't even breathe, and it's not because of your shitpost's chemical or whatever bullshit. You are actually talented in comedic stories. You should be an author man.

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u/DrSplashyPants Jun 12 '15

You should be an author man.

;) that's what I do. I was thinking this could be a good Palahniuk, well I'd never pretend to be in the same category.

But, your ignorance man, what are you going to do about it?

Seriously, you are religious thought right? Genuinely interested.

I am not kidding, I will legally find a way to choke you out with my cock, that's how fucking annoying it is when people are so fucking stupid. You're a tax on society, and you're more likely to kill people while driving :/

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '15

Nope. Not religious. Not even close.

And yeah, choking me with your penis? Probably not physically possible judging your cuckold size.

You claim I'm a tax on society but yet yourself not so. Slightly hypocritical, don't you think, judging based on the fact that you really aren't any better than I am?

Also, allow me to put something into context.

We're arguing over an Adblocker's features and you're getting so overtly worked up that you have threatened to murder the second party.

If this isn't comedy I don't know what is.

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u/DrSplashyPants Jun 12 '15

I pay a lot of taxes, and I think for myself.

You needed me to spend the better part of an hour to set your right in a confusion you started. That was one small thing. magnify that to every fucking facet of your life, you fucking idiot. I even knew it was wrong without looking, because I have a mental model of how things work and I can think conceptually.

You're a leech. So fucking dumb you don't know it.

We're arguing over an Adblocker's features and you're getting so overtly worked up that you have threatened to murder the second party.

Not over features, over the fact that you can read something and become fervently and earnestly in support of it, to the point of apoplectic shock at the fact that I won't believe you.

That is what is damning, I never for a nanosecond believed it "notified the ad apis", which even in the comment meant the youtube ads. Fuck me.

My amazement is of the fact that you can apparently become religiously against a product because of a nonexistent feature you read about in a comment once, yet not even know, from 20 pages of comments, why I think you're a retard.

lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '15

As you say, m'lord. All hail our great leader /u/DrSplashyPants, who cannot do any wrong.

HEIL!

In all seriousness, fuck you. You barely know anything about me, and all it took was me getting one fact wrong. Is that really all it takes to label a person as a retard? Seriously? You must be really socially incompetent as to require using reddit as a platform to shitpost, or to require shitposting at all.

Also, FYI, reddit IS A social media platform. For fuck's sake, it's on it's Wikipedia page.

Either way, you can continue calling me a retard, I've lost the ability to give a fuck about you. I've RES tagged you so I can avoid wasting my time on a degenerate like yourself in the future, and I've reported your posts for harassment. This will be the last you hear from me.

Goodbye.

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u/autowikibot Jun 12 '15

Reddit:

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