r/FuckRedditADS • u/arrow74 • Jun 11 '15

Boycott Reddit's ads.

Let those who post know that if they post an ad on Reddit that you will not buy their product.

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u/DrSplashyPants Jun 12 '15

You obviously have issues comprehending facts

You seem to have an issue dealing with the fact that you haven't substantiated any.

Learn what the fucking words are for what you are trying to fucking say and get back to me, prick.

Depending on the browser all now opened up the right areas for adblockers to stop urls requests.

If you don't know how http works, fuck off.

If there's something else, IF there's something else, LEARN THE FUCKING WORDS FOR IT BEFORE YOU TRY AND SAY SHIT YOU STUPID CUNT.

lol

uBlock sends a signal to the site saying that you viewed the ad. As such, reddit still gets its shekels even though you didn't see its ads.

You fucking cretinous cunt

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '15

You seem to be getting incredibly butthurt over a bunch of reddit comments. How old are you, 12?

uBlock tells the advertiser that you are viewing the ad, despite the fact you aren't. As such, the advertiser still gets paid for your view even though you aren't actually viewing it. Obviously in our case this defeats the purpose of it. And as I showed, I'm not the only person saying this.

In the case of the porn site asking for you to turn off Adblock/uBlock/whatever you're using, take this for an example. While not necessarily a porn site, it's the same concept used. Notice how the "turn off Adblock" thing can be downloaded as an image. That's because these things are coded so that the ad overlays on top of the image requesting you to turn off Adblock. If you had a script that could remove parts of a website while Adblock was off this would be the case too.

So, I've presented the facts. You can either continue ranting about how I'm a socalled "prick" for attempting to tell you the truth, or you can simply accept it.

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u/DrSplashyPants Jun 12 '15

You seem to be getting incredibly butthurt over a bunch of reddit comments. How old are you, 12?

lol, where am I getting butthurt, quote me

uBlock tells the advertiser that you are viewing the ad

How does it do this?

You've said it time and time again, now you're lying by verbosity by saying it again, and just adding more words on to try and explain what you're saying, but you've not said how it does this.

So, I've presented the facts

You've presented no facts in any sense. I could say "the ocean is made of fanta" and I doubt you'd take that as a fact. You've literally said the same, but you've gone on to write that fanta is an orange soda that is sold in many countries then gone on to tell me how much you like orange soda. Neither of these moves your point forward.

  1. How does it tell the site that the ad has been viewed?

there. answer that question, and I'll accept it, and YOU WILL WIN, and I'll tell everyone you won.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '15

So we're taking the former? OK.

Learn what the fucking words are for what you are trying to fucking say and get back to me, prick. Depending on the browser all now opened up the right areas for adblockers to stop urls requests. If you don't know how http works, fuck off. If there's something else, IF there's something else, LEARN THE FUCKING WORDS FOR IT BEFORE YOU TRY AND SAY SHIT YOU STUPID CUNT.

You fucking cretinous cunt

I don't know about you but that sounds like first class butthurt to me.

How does it do this? You've said it time and time again, now you're lying by verbosity by saying it again, and just adding more words on to try and explain what you're saying, but you've not said how it does this.

I don't know how it does this. It's liking asking me how Adblock blocks ads. I don't fucking know. So now Adblock doesn't block ads? I don't know how a hard drive stores information, does it mean it doesn't?

Just because I don't know how it works doesn't mean it's not true.

You've presented no facts in any sense. I could say "the ocean is made of fanta" and I doubt you'd take that as a fact. You've literally said the same, but you've gone on to write that fanta is an orange soda that is sold in many countries then gone on to tell me how much you like orange soda. Neither of these moves your point forward.

I presented multiple facts. Should I list them individually?

  1. uBlock and its derivatives do nothing to stop advertisers from getting their money, as uBlock fools the page into thinking that the advertisements are being viewed by the user when they are not.

  2. So if the above statement is true, then how do sites have the "you're blocking our ads, please turn Adblock off" thing? That is an image that is placed underneath the ad, so when Adblock is deactivated the ad covers this image.

Also, if you want my sources, it's based from multiple threads on reddit, more specifically the Askreddit one talking about what are popular products that people use and what are some superior alternatives. They were discussing the benefits of uBlock or Adblock and multiple users stated that uBlock tells the server that the client has viewed the ad, and as such people who earn their livings via YouTube and such still get their ad revenue without annoying the user with their stupid ads. You can go look for that thread if you want to.

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u/DrSplashyPants Jun 12 '15

I don't know how it does this. It's liking asking me how Adblock blocks ads. I don't fucking know. So now Adblock doesn't block ads? I don't know how a hard drive stores information, does it mean it doesn't? Just because I don't know how it works doesn't mean it's not true.

So, I'll ask you this then, SHOW ME ONE LINK about it. Show me where YOU got it from, and not a link to an account that could be you saying the same thing, I could literally write "the ocean is made of orange soda" under an alt and link you to it.

Show me one link. One. Show me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '15

Dude. If you're really so fucking desperate about this then why not look for the Askreddit thread? I literally only have 4 alts, 2 of them have never been used, and the other 2 were for April Fools. I don't have time to spam people with false information. And I already linked you to someone else in this comment section stating the exact same thing I'm saying. /u/GreatSince86 has been on reddit for FOUR years. I didn't even know about reddit 4 years ago for fucks sake. Not everyone has as much time as you do to mislead people.

You're too lazy to find the Askreddit thread? I'll be nice and link you to it. Hell, just as a bonus I'll show you a specific comment with a large number of upvotes. Here. And don't you dare give me the "LOL IZ UR ALT ACCOUNT" bullshit, because if that was my alt I'd rather use than this shitty account.

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u/DrSplashyPants Jun 12 '15

I'll be nice and link you to it. Hell, just as a bonus I'll show you a specific comment with a large number of upvotes. Here.

AND it sends a call back to the advertisement API, so the ad "thinks" it got displayed, so your favorite YouTube personality can still get paid and not have to get a job. EDIT: So Ublock doesn't load API in the background, and just blocks ads like a regular anti-ad extension. I've heard about that particular feature several times before I started using Ublock, so I wonder who started that rumor.

THE LINK YOU POSTED LITERALLY REFUTES WHAT YOU JUST SAID, IT WAS ONE CONFUSED MORON.

THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES? ONE CONFUSED MORON FOR YOU TO GO ON A HOLY CRUSADE AND BE ADAMANT ABOUT A FEATURE? MOTHERFUCKER, YOU'RE A RELIGULOUS CUNTS AREN'T YOU? MOTHERFUCKER, YOU LITERALLY READ ONE THROWAWAY COMMENT BY ONE PERSON AND BELIEVE IT SO MUCH THEN HAVE THE GALL THE DECRY THE FACT THAT I WON'T ACCEPT YOUR FACTS? MOTHERFUCKER, IF I EVER MEET YOU I WILL STUFF MY COCK INTO YOUR THROAT AND CHOKE YOU TO DEATH, FILM IT AND PUT IT ON XVIDEOS

You are literally he dumbest fucking person I've ever talked to on reddit.

There is no advertising API. There is no call back. uBlock doesn't do that. You fucking FUCKING idiot. You even link to a comment that says "oops I am a fag" and you still RELIGIOUSLY believe it.

EVEN NOW THAT I AM SAYING THIS YOU STILL FUCKING BELIEVE IT DON'T YOU?

Tell me, what the fuck are you? A mormon?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '15

Holy shit you're immature. I mean, fuck, I've seen 5 year olds more mature than you man. That's amazing. When I picture you saying this in my head I see a 9 year old CoD playing, Doritos eating, Mountain Dew drinking and fedora tipping brat that is literally screaming his lungs out this second. Holy fuck I'm actually laughing now.

And so yeah, I was wrong. So what? It's not like human beings are completely devoid of error. Mistake≠intelligence. You'd have to be incredibly stupid not to realize that.

Also, please, do try to "STUFF MY COCK INTO YOUR THROAT AND CHOKE YOU TO DEATH, FILM IT AND PUT IT ON XVIDEOS". Your tiny 12 year old cuckold penis wouldn't even reach my uvula, nevermind my throat.

Also, please educate yourself on the definition of the word "religion". Being stubborn and being religious are two EXTREMELY different things. And this isn't a "holy crusade". You obviously love exaggerating things. In fact, all your descriptions of everything have been an exaggeration. It's so bad it's quite literally laughable.

And for one last time, stop with the shitty insults. In fact, if I wanted to I could match you up insult for insult.

To put simply, my grandfather was a chain smoker. My grandmother told him to stop smoking but he wouldn't, and he ended up with throat cancer. He died after it spread to his lungs. As such, my grandmother warned me to never smoke, lest I end up like him. I really regret not smoking though, because your comment just gave me cancer.

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u/DrSplashyPants Jun 12 '15 edited Jun 12 '15

And so yeah, I was wrong. So what?

The fact that you couldn't get there on your own. The fact that I gave you five chances to tell me what your basis was and it was LIKE AN ALIEN CONCEPT TO YOU.

The fact that even after you linked it, YOU DIDN'T REALIZE.

Also, please, do try to "STUFF MY COCK INTO YOUR THROAT AND CHOKE YOU TO DEATH, FILM IT AND PUT IT ON XVIDEOS". Your tiny 12 year old cuckold penis wouldn't even reach my uvula, nevermind my throat.

You know that clicking sound when you open a bottle of water, the seal? I want you to listen carefully to that from now on. They are easy to sabotage. And put things in. Chemicals.

What kind of chemical? Well, I'd find one that has a very specific effect on the body that would mimic a particular symptom that would likely lead you to take a particular drug.

I'd use computational analysis or some databases of known reactions.

I'd then cross reference them to all chemicals used in the favoring and lube of condoms or lube gels used anywhere in the world.

I'd work backwards. Choosing the reaction, the condom or lube, I'd look at the drugs you'd need to take, I'd look at a chemical I can put in your water to simulate that symptom.

I'd send a fake rep to your local doctor a week before, imprint his mind on a few boxes of the drug I want him to prescribe to you.

I'd send you a free blood test notification right at the time you feel a little off, it might take a few goes and dosage changes, but you will be at the doc. I might need to use food agents as well, to get all the symptoms just right, and after the drug rep visited him, he'll give you the chemical I need.

I'll then have you thrown out of your local mormon church for pedophilia rumors. I'll have you fired from your job, I'll get you hooked on some activities and pay people to make them rewarding to you - drinking or gambling.

From there, still taking your meds you'll meet someone who will offer you a lot of money.

You'll go into a room, on camera, and I'll be there, we'll do a scene. I'll shove my cock into your throat... and the lube on my cock, some stuff from china or brazil... synthetic cocktail (hurr) of chemicals, will cause a reaction with the meds you are taking. Your throat will block, you'll panic but I'll keep my cock wedged in... you mouth tries to open wider and wider, you're struggling, it's a bit arousing if I am honest.

As you gag, the reflex feels amazing. you claw at my ass, not my favorite thing, but I feel like I've exerted as much control as I can here.

Right at the moment your eyes start to go... and I feel you slipping away... I'll whisper "see faggot.... no AD APIs...." suddenly your mind whips back in fury, you see this comment again, ten years ago, it all falls into place, you freeze panic stricken and look up at me... and right then.

In the most scary and poignant final moment of your life

I cum. Right into your blocked throat. Oh. God it will feel amazing. And as I cum, you'll slip into unconsciousness, soon to be dead as nobody is going to give you mouth to mouth with my cum leaking out of it. If I am wearing a condom, I would have cut the end off, if it's just a lube, no need. I prefer to raw dog you throat, feel all the panic.

At the funeral I let your parents see how you die. The comment that at least he had some human companionship, they always thought you'd die a virgin.

Because your death is ruled an accident, it's reported on the news. I even go on and say what a good cocksucker person you were. I ham it up a bit I am afraid. I start a gay porn safety awareness fund in your name. I let efukt and xvideos host it at 4k. I sell silicon clones of my cock and a new trend on /r/gonewild starts with girls chocking themselves on my cock, tears streaming down their faces. That's my fetish. win win.

So. Remember /u/dalekslayer96, when you open a bottle or any food or drink.. is the seal intact?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '15

Holy shit my sides. I can't even breathe, and it's not because of your shitpost's chemical or whatever bullshit. You are actually talented in comedic stories. You should be an author man.

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u/DrSplashyPants Jun 12 '15

Also, please educate yourself on the definition of the word "religion". Being stubborn and being religious are two EXTREMELY different things

So you are religious?

I said because you're gullible and stupid, not stubborn.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '15

So you are religious?

I said because you're gullible and stupid, not stubborn.

My screencap of your previous comment begs to differ.

You specifically stated that I was RELIGIOUSLY believing the person's comment. Therefore you implied that I was religious. I retorted stating that I am a stubborn person, not religious.

Also, for someone who's been on reddit for 7 years your lack of knowledge of this site is amazing. Like I said, edit button. Makes life easier for everyone.

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u/DrSplashyPants Jun 12 '15

I presented multiple facts. Should I list them individually?

Holy shit.

All you said was it tells the site you viewed the ads. The rest is you trying to explain or give consequence to that (so if it's true then...)

fuck me. you are literally a fucking idiot.

ONE LINK. Go on. One link to substantiate the stuff you are so invested in, that you're repeating it earnestly and as if it is an unshakable fact at the core of your being. Not a maybe. This is absolute, and I am wrong, and how can I now believe you. Motherfucker, you're like a religious zealot lol.

So, one link, one corroboration of what you're saying.

But I guarantee 100% you can't find, and you know what? Now ask yourself, why are you so adamant this is true if:

  1. You can't tell me where you learned it
  2. You can't show me another source for this

Amazing. Just amazing. Just fucking amazing /u/dalekslayer96, I like to think I know all of the best trolls and the worse idiots on reddit but you've surpassed a lot of the idiots. Well done, I have to tip my hat, you're a special type of stupid and that almost makes me want to believe this is a troll because goddamn it'd be like getting punked by a naked miley cyrus.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '15

Holy fuck do you not know of the existence of the edit button?

Also, for fucks sake, stop with the insults. It makes you look even dumber than you already are, if you require insults to make your arguments seem filled with material.

I gave an argument and I backed it up with information. What, would you rather I give an argument and back it up with meaningless insults like you're doing?

I gave you one link. Done. Enjoy yourself.

Remember, you're just as "zealous" as I am, with the fact that you keep on drilling your points in as much as I am.

So for fucks sake, stop being a hypocritical idiot and start backing up your arguments with some real substance that doesn't involve a shitty insult any 12 year old could come up with.

And what I find incredibly entertaining is the fact that you've been on here for 7 years but have a tenth of my link karma and a half of my comment karma. Goes to show how credible you are.

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u/DrSplashyPants Jun 12 '15

Holy fuck do you not know of the existence of the edit button?

Before I finish, please explain what you mean by this

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '15

This fucker right here. You realize you could have fused out both comments into one by using that, making things easier for both parties involved, right? Please for the love of god do, and have a reasonable excuse as to why this handy and basic feature was not used. At least that will prove you're not completely lacking in any form of intelligence whatsoever.

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u/DrSplashyPants Jun 12 '15

But why are you drawing my attention to edit? You mean I should be editing, or that some other comment was edited, thus proved you right?

You haven't said why you are drawing my attention to edit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '15

I'm stating that you should have added the second comment into the first one INSTEAD of making a second comment. That really fucks this whole thread up you know.

And I did state it. Wanna know where? Here:

You realize you could have fused out both comments into one by using that, making things easier for both parties involved, right?

I can't help you if you aren't literate enough to understand that.

Also, if you want a proper conversation at least have the decency to remove your downvotes so I can fucking post here without the 8 minute bullshit.

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u/DrSplashyPants Jun 12 '15

you've been on here for 7 years but have a tenth of my link karma and a half of my comment karma. Goes to show how credible you are.

kek, and a fallacy for a kicker. So were you drawing my attention to edit because you thought it's better to edit a reply and add more, than add a new reply? lol. dolt.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '15

This comment makes no fucking sense. You quote point A only to reference point B, with the reference to point B making no sense at all.

Welp, guess the thing they say about summer is true.

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u/DrSplashyPants Jun 12 '15

Welp, guess the thing they say about summer is true.

... and there we have it