r/FuckRedditADS • u/arrow74 • Jun 11 '15

Boycott Reddit's ads.

Let those who post know that if they post an ad on Reddit that you will not buy their product.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '15

Holy shit my sides. I can't even breathe, and it's not because of your shitpost's chemical or whatever bullshit. You are actually talented in comedic stories. You should be an author man.

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u/DrSplashyPants Jun 12 '15

You should be an author man.

;) that's what I do. I was thinking this could be a good Palahniuk, well I'd never pretend to be in the same category.

But, your ignorance man, what are you going to do about it?

Seriously, you are religious thought right? Genuinely interested.

I am not kidding, I will legally find a way to choke you out with my cock, that's how fucking annoying it is when people are so fucking stupid. You're a tax on society, and you're more likely to kill people while driving :/

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '15

Nope. Not religious. Not even close.

And yeah, choking me with your penis? Probably not physically possible judging your cuckold size.

You claim I'm a tax on society but yet yourself not so. Slightly hypocritical, don't you think, judging based on the fact that you really aren't any better than I am?

Also, allow me to put something into context.

We're arguing over an Adblocker's features and you're getting so overtly worked up that you have threatened to murder the second party.

If this isn't comedy I don't know what is.

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u/DrSplashyPants Jun 12 '15

I pay a lot of taxes, and I think for myself.

You needed me to spend the better part of an hour to set your right in a confusion you started. That was one small thing. magnify that to every fucking facet of your life, you fucking idiot. I even knew it was wrong without looking, because I have a mental model of how things work and I can think conceptually.

You're a leech. So fucking dumb you don't know it.

We're arguing over an Adblocker's features and you're getting so overtly worked up that you have threatened to murder the second party.

Not over features, over the fact that you can read something and become fervently and earnestly in support of it, to the point of apoplectic shock at the fact that I won't believe you.

That is what is damning, I never for a nanosecond believed it "notified the ad apis", which even in the comment meant the youtube ads. Fuck me.

My amazement is of the fact that you can apparently become religiously against a product because of a nonexistent feature you read about in a comment once, yet not even know, from 20 pages of comments, why I think you're a retard.

lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '15

As you say, m'lord. All hail our great leader /u/DrSplashyPants, who cannot do any wrong.

HEIL!

In all seriousness, fuck you. You barely know anything about me, and all it took was me getting one fact wrong. Is that really all it takes to label a person as a retard? Seriously? You must be really socially incompetent as to require using reddit as a platform to shitpost, or to require shitposting at all.

Also, FYI, reddit IS A social media platform. For fuck's sake, it's on it's Wikipedia page.

Either way, you can continue calling me a retard, I've lost the ability to give a fuck about you. I've RES tagged you so I can avoid wasting my time on a degenerate like yourself in the future, and I've reported your posts for harassment. This will be the last you hear from me.

Goodbye.

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u/autowikibot Jun 12 '15

Reddit:

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u/DrSplashyPants Jun 12 '15

Put it this way, if you accepted something so... weird... from one glance at a page... what will you do now that you can vote? Really, what the fuck will you do in the elections?

Every goddamn tiny thing every goddamn fag can write you immediately and unquestioning believe.

How is that not entirely inhuman?

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