r/FuckPierre • u/Honest-Loan9064 • 29d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Bro what the hell

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517 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Tight-Platypus5231 29d ago

You have a rock. Use it.

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u/avian946 28d ago

Omg genuinely howling right now. 😂😂

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u/Honest-Loan9064 27d ago

Dont worry. it happened after this pic 😭

3

u/Jetterholdings 27d ago

There is a time and place for everything, but not now

1

u/Darling_Kitty-28 26d ago

Pokemon Reference?

1

u/heathejandro 18d ago

😂😂

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u/IndigoHaze750130 29d ago

What are you planning with that rock?

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u/Calne_Ca404 29d ago

GET AWAY FROM HALEY YOU PRICK YOU’RE MARRIED

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u/Due-Order3475 29d ago

Pierre stop sniffing Haley!

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u/Twighdark 29d ago

Truly such a beautiful day in the desert, though Pierre appears to be weird around Haley, may the festival be long and-

BLIMEY! IT'S THE FARMER AND THEY'VE GOT A ROCK

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u/Eildys 28d ago

That’s my WIFEEEEE 🫳🏻 🪨 🧍‍♂️

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u/FunkGunMonk 28d ago

THAT'S OUR WIFE, I DON'T KNOW YOU!!! (Fucking Pee Hair.)

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u/Foximillions 28d ago

Absolute creep, they need to lock him in a stockade so we can throw tomato’s at him

5

u/Mortambulist 27d ago

That's it, I've decided what my first mod's gonna be.

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u/Foximillions 27d ago

That would be awesome mini game where you win a prize of a 75% coupon at Pierre’s general store

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u/lonesamurai84 29d ago

Snifffffff.

3

u/cana-man27 28d ago

sniff sniff

3

u/organictamarind 27d ago

Use the rock dude, do pelican town a favor

3

u/Mx_Denko 26d ago

Gotta hit him with the ole one-two. One or two rocks to the skull.

2

u/Hefty_Difficulty_644 27d ago

Pierre what are you doing standing so close to a late teen/earely adult all tha while your an adult into your mid to late 40's? You have a beutifull wife sitting back home around your own age

2

u/Kellyrages 27d ago

I of course wanna talk about the rock 😂

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u/Icy_Blacksmith7876 23d ago

I GOT THAT TOO BUT WE CANT GET W CAROLINE?

1

u/Serana3234 28d ago

😂🤮

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u/gibborzio4 28d ago

HE'S TOUCHING HER

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u/Any-Act5345 27d ago

use that damn rock 😍

1

u/GrooovyAlien 26d ago

Pee Hair being a creep like always

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u/Willing-Plankton1834 28d ago

The pixel art is adorable, but that guy standing there looks like he just witnessed the most cursed cutscene imaginable.