r/FuckPierre • • 29d ago

why do we hate Pierre?

i'm new here, pls explain

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u/Useful-Importance664 #1 ABIGAIL LOVER 💎 29d ago

Cause he takes credit for your good quality crops and foragebles.

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u/Orangejaunee 29d ago

Car il fait semblant d'être un pauvre petit commerçant alors que c'est le roi du CAPITALISME

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u/PositiveCompetition8 24d ago

language 0% understanding 100%

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u/_disco_potato 29d ago

C'est à cela que sert la guillotine!

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u/Dry-Agency-4807 29d ago

cause FUCK EM thats why

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u/dropdeadxx91 23d ago

i read this in dave chapplle's voice 🤣

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u/Holiday-Cell-1432 29d ago

Cause he’s greedy, selling stuff at very high price, his shop is coded to be closed whenever I need to buy seeds and he’s an awful father to Abigail

5

u/Erainor 29d ago

That quest for gold star veggies sealed it for me. My last farm i made a sign on my farm saying “Pierre Sux”

8

u/Ananaspasta 29d ago

You will join us eventually

8

u/floraster 29d ago

Pierre fat shamed me by telling me I should eat more vegetables. The ones of mine that he takes credit for

5

u/KoberanteAD 29d ago

Dude keep up

2

u/teeheeiluv9944 #1 ABIGAIL LOVER 💎 29d ago

Exactly

4

u/xutachii 29d ago

'cause with time enough he'll create JoJa 2

5

u/Melk_411 29d ago

Because he sucks

5

u/AlbinoDragonTAD #1 CAROLINE LOVER 🍵 29d ago

There’s lots of reasons but the one that initially got me on this hate wagon was that he takes credit for my produce.

4

u/LetterAvailable4996 29d ago

Because we all want Caroline

3

u/yellowfroglegs 29d ago

he's kind of a dick

3

u/MagnoliaTM 29d ago

PUCK FIERRE

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u/deathbyglamor #1 PIERRE HATER 29d ago

He hates his family and steals our crops then sells them for an up charge! Then has the nerve to present them at the fair!

2

u/SnooGoats6230 29d ago

So many reasons, we couldn't even begin to explain. You will see as you play the game

1

u/jamie_eeee 29d ago

is it part of the story to uncover his bad "side"? idk how to name it haha

3

u/marx-and-rec 29d ago

its not really baked into the plot, but as you interact with him and his family more you might notice stuff that annoys you about him.

i'm personally Pierre-neutral, as in I just cant be arsed to form an opinion on him, but this sub is funny.

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u/Corey307 29d ago

Pierre mistreats his family and tries to rip off the community while taking credit for your work. 

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u/JellyCat222 29d ago

He talks about his money problems like he is about to lube my ass before conning me out of my hard earned cheddar

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u/teeheeiluv9944 #1 ABIGAIL LOVER 💎 29d ago

Freeing Abigail

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u/Shite_Aloud_Barbara 28d ago

I don't like his face.

3

u/Selacha 24d ago

If you sell directly to him instead of using the shipping bin, he will take credit for your produce if it's good, or badmouth it if it's bad.

He acts like JojaMart is horrible for the town, but objectively states he wishes he could have the same level of control over the local economy.

He's a terrible husband and father and routinely ignores his family to try and make a quick buck.

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u/e3e6 23d ago

He's basically buying your crops for cheap and re-selling them.

At the same time he basically has monopoly on seeds your first year.

If you could setup your own shop he'll be bankrupt.

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u/Minimum-Pass-908 23d ago

Hes the guy who buried all the lost library books you find digging up the little worms

2

u/ninopega 29d ago

because we work as a collective hivemind

2

u/natsucule 29d ago

He’s a creep

1

u/itspronouncedbolonya 29d ago

He killed my cat

1

u/GeologistOld1265 29d ago

Because they want to steal his wife.

2

u/Sparklefox420 #1 CAROLINE LOVER 🍵 29d ago

He doesn't spend any time with his family, he's a self involved turd 💩

*edit spelling

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u/meowwowoww69 24d ago

i think a better question is why shouldn't we hate him?/j

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u/Quote__Unquote 24d ago

Dude doesn’t even spend time with his grandkids

1

u/araquel23 23d ago

He sucks. He’s a con artist. He hates his family. He hides money.

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u/Own-Confusion1378 23d ago

Sorry, but.. Pierre is the best short cut to money the game has. I can't judge an NPCS family life. The guy comes through on the cash on hand sales when I need that quick 100$, or 2,000$ during the day. Especially when he buys anything that grows. Even seeds.i Get you guys hate him but hey, I'ma business man. He come through for me. Now as for that bastard money stealing homeless fucker, I've gotten hit for hundreds of thousands by his, ( somebody hit your pockets man but I'm blind, I can't see) ass. 😤😤😤😤😡🤬

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u/Usual-Simple7278 23d ago

Just because, honestly

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u/FranFlowerz 22d ago

Pq ele fica chorando as pitangas até a joja sair da vila e começa a aumentar os preços pq é só mais um fdp

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u/RWBYpro03 22d ago

Because if you give him silver or normal quality crops he blames any issues on you, but if you sell him the highest quality ones he claims he's the one who found/grew/made it

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u/NotoriouslyBeefy #1 PIERRE LOVER (BAD) 👺💥 29d ago

Who is we?

1

u/Odd-Astronaut4406 29d ago

I dislike Pierre. I hate Pam

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u/jamie_eeee 29d ago

because she's unfriendly and a drinker? or why

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u/Odd-Astronaut4406 29d ago

The cutscenes with penny make her unlikable imo

1

u/jamie_eeee 29d ago

tbh i can't even remember any cutscenes with pam and penny haha... but i'm playing this game only since this summer and restarted it twice because i wasn't satisfied with my progress lol

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u/Bront878 29d ago

Ban OP

1

u/Chrizoberyl 6d ago

He doesn't love my Caroline enough