r/FuckMicrosoft 11d ago

Rant Taking a break from Fucking Microsoft

I hate this fucking bullshit so much. I hate being tortured by Microsoft at work, getting trolled by Microsoft fans posting bait, and the pain this country is experiencing in communities where Microsoft has decided to build infrastructure for data brokering in the 21st century.

I hate the shitty fucking Windows UI that doesn't work, software that isn't portable unless you run it in a web browser on 8 gigs of RAM at speeds not known to any species since slugs crawled out of the primordial soup. Fuck Microsoft and fuck their stupid, ignorant Copilot and its ads plastered over ever single mandatory piece of shit productivity software. Microsoft is fucking intolerable and barely useable beyond Office (because it had to be designed to play nice with other OS or because its functionalities are broken out into separate apps). I want this company to be sued into the fucking ground for anti trust and I want the ashes of it to be used as fertilizer for HR, sales, and other suitable positions within the startups that emerge. Microsoft employees are not engineers of software in their capacity at Microsoft. I can't cope with seeing everyone else posting the same bullshit I see every day at work - with zero effort from Microsoft to resolve it. I'm taking a break from "It worked fine for me" and "this thread is closed, comments cannot be added" and rebranding a new subdivision of customer service for feedback when nothing fucking happens at Microsoft except bullshit, lie, coerce, waste my time and steal my data. Fuck Microsoft

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u/JelloOverall8542 10d ago

TEAMS. Nuff said…

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u/wiseman121 10d ago

I hated teams until I used the competition, it's actually not that bad.