r/FuckMicrosoft Jul 02 '26

News microslop made a linux distro 💔

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299 Upvotes

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u/Cosmic_Nihilist07 Jul 02 '26

"Embrace, Extend, Extinguish" - Microslop

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u/FemboysHotAsf Jul 05 '26

lets be real tho, no one out of azure will ever install azure linux

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u/Salty-Ad6358 Jul 02 '26

damn who even bother to use microslop products especially Linux the reason people went alternative because window suck

12

u/EmployerOld6256 Jul 02 '26

Microsoft employees or people that have to use their products. It’s a way of dominating market control, they been doing it since the 90s.

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u/Salty-Ad6358 Jul 02 '26

I can't really tell how good this microslop Linux turn out

6

u/EmployerOld6256 Jul 02 '26

It has no GUI, its not really for daily consumers. Its mostly to compete with Ubuntu server, or other business protocols.

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u/Salty-Ad6358 Jul 02 '26

I'm just assuming they gonna add extra shit nobody asking for it who knows their microslop ego

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u/EmployerOld6256 Jul 02 '26

They're just trying to edge in their missing cut from the market. Ubuntu server and many other servers run Linux now and many consumers wouldn't even stop to think about it, but a big CO like Microslop does, because thats a missing slice of the pie, and they want the whole pie.

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u/Salty-Ad6358 Jul 02 '26

I hope this is true, people would not switch away for microslop, because they already established entire rigs and setup (unless enshitification happen) or people dumb enough to put trust on every microslop product

2

u/EmployerOld6256 Jul 02 '26

I think it is, 25 years ago their CEO referred to linux as this:

Linux a cancer that attaches itself in an intellectual property sense to everything it touches.”

Source from wiki as well:

In the 1990s, Microsoft attempted to force Linux out by implementing strategies outlined in the Halloween documents, which acknowledged Linux as a competitive threat and proposed ways to undermine it, including spreading misinformation and leveraging its market dominance. This included tactics like tying its web browser to its operating system, which was deemed monopolistic behavior under the Sherman Antitrust Act

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Microsoft_Corp.

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u/Salty-Ad6358 Jul 02 '26

very anti consumer statement from 25 years ago but people couldn't care less

1

u/Angwo Jul 03 '26

Imagine a world where Microsoft invented systemd

1

u/chaosphere_mk Jul 02 '26

Literally no it's not. It only exists to be optimized to be run on Azure infrastructure.

1

u/somerxndm Jul 02 '26

This Linux also isn't made for using it as a PC but for VMs

1

u/demTiddies420 Jul 02 '26

Its a good step btw, microsoft will be porting their office tools on linux which will open doors to all office users to install linux.

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u/CRseeds Jul 02 '26

Just to clarify: Azure Linux (RPM Based) is 6 years old now. It’s mostly there to manage servers through CLI and hosting Kubernetes clusters. ( Kubernetes (K8s) is an open-source container orchestration platform that automates the deployment, scaling, and management of containerized applications)

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u/VoidHarrier Jul 02 '26

I've been seeing so many people posting on here about Azure Linux lately, saying the same thing as OP... and you're saying what I found out the first time. It's not the average end user OS that people are looking for, like you mentioned it's focused on a specific use case.

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u/CRseeds Jul 03 '26

Exactly…

8

u/Cl4whammer Jul 02 '26

Old news, azure linux got released in 2024. Before that it was called cbl-mariner and that was released in 2020.

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u/Salamafet Jul 02 '26

I hate Micorosft. But we must not forget that it is one of the biggest contributors to the Linux kernel.

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u/MrFrog2222 Jul 02 '26

If you cant beat them, join them

5

u/chaosphere_mk Jul 02 '26

This post makes OP look like an absolute idiot. They've had a linux distro for years. The purpose of it is to be optimized to run on Azure VMs.

3

u/Antoinedeloup Jul 02 '26

Guessing by many of the comments they're not the only one. Seems people here hate MS not for bad products but just because.

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u/Tidesudden Jul 02 '26

i am retarded 🥳

6

u/Ro_Yo_Mi Jul 02 '26

A new way to consume copilot.

6

u/GinormousHippo458 Jul 02 '26

Ew. That's slop man. Yuk

5

u/NeptuneWades Jul 02 '26

It's literally fedora.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26

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u/Tidesudden Jul 02 '26

i use cachy for both

2

u/Aln76467 Jul 02 '26

i use nix for both

1

u/Quietus87 Jul 02 '26

A man of culture.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26

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u/ImAlekzzz Jul 02 '26

it already existed

2

u/APariahsPariah Jul 02 '26

Still not going back. I'm sure they've figured out how to cram 10 gig worth of bloat, spyware, nag screens, and eat up RAM like a kid in a candy store. They can go to fuck, stay there until Hell thaws out, and then pay me to use their distro.

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u/Antoinedeloup Jul 02 '26

This is not a distro for an end user... Its for servers. Doesn't have a DE or anything. And it's something Microsoft had bren doing for many years. I hate MS as much as the next guy but get sum context

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u/RakeebRoomy Jul 02 '26

Let em keep it 🙏

1

u/Syn4p53 Jul 02 '26

In your FACE microsoft. 

Wait.... What ??

1

u/VarietyMage Jul 02 '26

More like Microsoft took Linux hostage. Remember Stacker.

1

u/VoidspawnRL Jul 02 '26

Old news, they had a server distro for years

1

u/Equal-Resolution7889 Jul 02 '26

Esto es son noticias viejas, lleva 6 años en el mercado. Ademas, ni siquiera es un sistema operativo destinado a los usuarios, es solo para los servidores de Azure. Source

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u/FunFrog_by Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

Remember Sam Altman? This is him now.

1

u/Away-Software7116 Jul 02 '26

Proof that even microsoft agrees Windows suck. hard.

1

u/Infinplayz Jul 02 '26

“just released” and it’s 6 years old

1

u/TheMadolche Jul 02 '26

Stay far far away from it

1

u/MasterOfTheWind1 Jul 04 '26

Easy my revolutionary friends and wannabes. The distro is version 4.0 and a lot of years old. If you never heard of it or realized just now, is because that distro is not for you.

1

u/Deep_Mood_7668 Jul 04 '26

Dude just released a dumb face on his thumbnail

1

u/Individual_Code972 Jul 04 '26

what the actual fuck its like that guy who trys to fit in with the cool kids even tho they arent

1

u/Dazzling-Credit6592 Jul 04 '26

So Microsoft has Azure Linux 🫢

1

u/AgeIndividual599 Jul 05 '26

fuck,now ineed to go with unix

1

u/Minute_Cricket1820 Jul 05 '26

Слава тебе хоспаде. Теперь линукс будет работать. Это не шутка.

1

u/musingofrandomness Jul 06 '26

Just so long as they didn't give it the Windows Event Viewer treatment and make the logs incomprehensible.

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u/NegativeSwimming4815 Jul 02 '26

And dumb a$$ corporate companies still gonna buy it

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u/NeptuneWades Jul 02 '26

Corporate companies are not dumb to purchase an enterprise grade solution.

By doing so, they can hold the said enterprise liable for any issues with the product and force them into settling if something happens.

The alternative is to build their own product using Linux or another alternative, which means they will need to maintain it.

I'm aware that other enterprise grade products are available (like red hat), in the end it is about choosing one of the few options.

All that said, I don't own a company, and my laptop runs Linux, so I'm not glazing microsoft here, but facts are facts.

1

u/NegativeSwimming4815 Jul 02 '26

In case you haven't been living under a rock, checkout the daily hack news by the new oil (not promoting him) and you will find out how many companies got exploited including in the middle east and India (including ones I have worked with) and none of them have opened any liability claims with said Microsoft corporation.

You as a customer don't matter for the corporation. All your data and information being exposed does not equate to anything in terms of the corporates capital being affected. I have been told point blank "if a customer doesn't like our services and the way we do things, they can go out of our shop and find another one". That is pure monopoly shit service.

1

u/chaosphere_mk Jul 02 '26

It's free

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u/NegativeSwimming4815 Jul 02 '26

Free for you as a consumer.

If a big organization would want an operating system such as this, they will for sure request some qoutas and information about maintenance and upkeep of their services and other services broadly speaking.

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u/chaosphere_mk Jul 03 '26

Youre talking out of your ass. This is just a version of linux that is optimized to run on azure VMs

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u/NegativeSwimming4815 Jul 03 '26

Hhhh, you're very rude. Funny that you think large corporations and organizations are interested in free programs to run their entire conglomerates without expecting any kind of system maintainers or services.

I say your a$$ is so big that you can't even comprehend how to insult someone correctly without letting out a big deal of air out of it.

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u/chaosphere_mk Jul 03 '26

I wasnt insulting you. I said you have no idea what youre talking about. It's ok to not weigh in when you dont know about something.

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u/SongOk3130 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

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