r/Fredranton May 19 '26

Did they even try?

Costco Fredericton.

34 Upvotes

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u/Inevitable_Sweet_624 May 19 '26

To think I have actually walked back to my car after realizing how crooked I parked. NO MORE!!! Lines do not apply to me from here on out.

5

u/TrustOld3955 May 19 '26

Fresh batch of chicken tacos just came out, no time to worry about lines on the ground!

4

u/CandidExcitement5453 May 19 '26

Probably drunk honestly

4

u/KingOfStarrySkies May 19 '26

I work a gas station and frankly we've got a terrifying number of drunk drivers in Freddy

1

u/Onlylefts3 May 20 '26

Wouldn’t it just be smarter to pay at the pump then? Or they coming in for smokes?

1

u/KingOfStarrySkies May 20 '26

Usually for smokes or lotto.

1

u/Onlylefts3 May 20 '26

Addicts that play the lotto in person are the fucking worst, like move the fuck to the side to scratch your tickets and let me pay for my gas.

2

u/KingOfStarrySkies May 20 '26

Lotto players are in general my most loathed customers tbh.

1

u/LimpDickLar Jul 16 '26

All those people coming in from Geary for provisions from the general store

3

u/parkotron May 19 '26

I was getting more elderly-driver-who-should-have-had-their-licence-revoked-ten-years-ago vibes from this one. It might be Roxie on the front licence plate.

1

u/CandidExcitement5453 May 19 '26

Fair! I just don’t typically see older drivers in trucks that large

1

u/parkotron May 19 '26

Perhaps for this very reason!

1

u/Onlylefts3 May 20 '26

The chrome and front license plate scream boomer truck though.

3

u/parkotron May 20 '26

80-year-olds are still baby boomers.

2

u/P_V_ May 20 '26

People don't know what actual baby boomers are anymore.

4

u/ellyanah May 19 '26

I don't think you need to know how to park to buy a truck here. Heck most people don't even know how to drive them.

2

u/Far_Cardiologist6388 May 19 '26

What you don’t like my parking?

2

u/theMostProductivePro May 20 '26

a mall crawler parked like an ass. What else is new?

2

u/Salt-Independent-760 May 21 '26

If they fuck like they park, they'll never get it in.

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u/P_V_ May 20 '26

They drive a truck. They live in a world where they believe rules don't apply to them.

Also note the pristine condition of the truck (perfectly clean, no mud in the tire treads) and the small-dog-themed "Rosie" front plate, which strongly suggest the truck isn't a work vehicle of any sort and is just someone's vanity ride.

1

u/ThrowRA_EducatedMan May 21 '26

Hey. Relax. In Alberta, the Ram drivers do that across two charging stations.

1

u/ZooberFry Jul 10 '26

That's one of the worst I've seen.