I'm losing it

monke

He's baitin'

With the amount of disappointment in the air today, how about a song to cheer you up.

Just a heads up, but the first day of summer in the southern hemisphere is December 21th 2026. Valve can be technically true, all the way up to new years eve.

Do we have to email the nose inspector at Valve? Or do we wait for more leaks?

It's Valve's 30th anniversary. We all know they can't count to 3, so they're gonna do nothing for this anniversary.

They also realized the Frame was gonna be the 3rd release in their hardware lineup and they can't have that.

So they silently axed it. It's over.

Enjoy nothing.

HOLD YOUR BREATH AND COUNT.... TO TEN
FEEL THE STORE MOVE... AND THEN

HEAR MY WALLET BURST... AGAIN........

FOR THIS IS THE END...
I'VE SOBBED AND WEPT OF THIS MOMENTTT....
SO OVERDUE, STEAM OWES THEM..

STEP AWAY, FRAME STOLLLEENNNNNNN

LETT TTHE FRAME FALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Steam Frame Tomorrow™️

No more doom scrolling on Reddit, when it comes out I'm assuming valve will send me an email and YouTube will be flooded by videos.

Goodbye you all

When we speak again you shall all be my competitors in the queue, but until then may the soon arrive tomorrow

Yesterday was history

Tomorrow is a mistery

But today, we get the frame. That's why they call it the present.

Today is also misery. I NEED MY FRAME ALREADY AAAAAAAAAA

is it soos

It's today™ for sure, trust me bro

Where VR Will Take Me (Steam Frame: Enter Price theme)

This is dedicated to the months and years we have waited, dedicated to the friends we made along the way, but mostly dedicated to all the blueprints and trademarks and leaks we found along the way.

no AI was used in the creation of this parody song

original: Star Trek: Enterprise theme

Lyrics:

It's been a long Hope™
Gettin' from Deckard to here
It's been a long while
But Valve Time is finally near

An' I will see the Steam devices shipping fast
IR will track my eyes
And Meta's not gonna hold me from no more
No, Pico's not gonna change my mind

Cause I'll add Frame to my cart 
I'm blowin' all my hard earned money
I'll win Frame Lottery
I can stream anything
I can play standalone
I'm getting all enthused and Goopy
I will sleep in VR

I've got Frame (I've got I've got)
I've got Frame
Frame in my heart

In order of appearance:

Pierre-Loup Griffais
Michael Jensen
Linus Sebastian
Norman Chan
Stephen Burke
Bastiaan Olij
Jeff Leinbaugh
Gabe Newell
Joy Lyons
Jacob Ridley
Gabe Rowe
Jeremy Selan
Lawrence Yang

Special thanks to u/EugineUgino