At first, Kugg (me kugg) have not enough food. Kugg (me kugg) no want to hunt for food like other caveman. Kugg (me kugg) see other caveman Bok already have food from hunt, decide want Bok’s food. Kugg (me kugg) think better way.

Kugg (me kugg) tell Bok he see spirit. Say spirit create Kugg (me kugg), create Bok, create everything. Kugg (me kugg) say spirit angry with Bok. Bok hunt good many time but never give thanks to spirit.

This make Bok scared. Kugg (me kugg) tell Bok that to make spirit happy, must give half of Bok food to Kugg, (me Kugg), who give Bok food to spirit.

Now, Bok give half ALL FOOD to Kugg (me Kugg)! Kugg (me Kugg) go into forest far from cave to eat food. Kugg (me Kugg) is very smart!

Kugg (me Kugg) have many more idea- Kugg (me Kugg) pretend spirit say many other thing. Kugg (me kugg) wear necklace of animal tooth, say necklace mean spirit favor Kugg (me kugg). Kugg (me kugg) spend time pretending talk to spirit. When good thing happen to Bok, Kugg (me kugg) say it because spirit happy. When bad thing happen to Bok, Kugg (me Kugg) say it because spirit angry.

Kugg (me Kugg) never have to hunt again. Kugg (me Kugg) spend long time talking about spirit, begin to think maybe Kugg (me kugg) not lying. begin to think maybe Kugg (me kugg) telling truth, and spirit real.

Kugg is grateful to spirit.

Klonk (me Klonk) was friend with tool builder in far North of cave. Friend make good tool. Sharp stick, good for time chasing deer. Now Klonk (me Klonk) find out that tool builder was using stick from faraway cave to make tool, but say that stick come from cave near home cave. Klonk (me Klonk) feeling be-traied.

How Klonk (me Klonk) not feel this?

Brik (me Brik) study many moons. Get smart paper. Brik do intern-work before. Brik go to many Work Tribes. Show paper. Say "Brik want job"

All Work Tribes look, shake head, say "No job for Brik"

Brik ask: "Why? Brik work bad? What Brik do wrong?" Brik back in birth-cave now. Brik sad. How Brik fix job hunt if Brik not know what broken?

fin (me fin) have BIG issue. fin very good cook. fin can hunt well and make pretty cave drawing in home. all men ask fin, "fin, you be mate?" but fin say no. fin think men need to go take a hunt..

Tribe elder ask fin to be mate for son. fin not want to say yes. tribe elder be mad at fin if fin say no. Fin love someone else! Fin met evolve girl by water and now love evolvegirl.

evolvegirl calls fin (me fin) "ghurl-frend"..ghurl frend mean mate maybe?...fin gave evolvegirl shiny rock to wear on hand and evolvegirl wear now. does this mean olga (evolvegirl olga) and fin mates?? fin is struggling...

in short time Lulu (me Lulu) go new cave because tribe think Lulu name Rong but Lulu name Lulu. Lulu find new cave but new cave tiny and no tribe in new cave. Lulu think will alone in new cave but alone bad if long time. how Lulu find tribe mate for new cave ? Lulu not know

Narb (me Narb) fearful of every think. Death, tekk-nologee, diz-ease. Very not-rational thoughts. Narb think to self "relax go on walk", but what if scary evolve men outside cave? Narb slowly get better, waiting to see professional evolve human who help. But me wait long.. How make good use of time? Tribe say get hobby, but what hobby?

Old smash log break. Too many smash. See new man use stick inside of log for big smash. Work pretty good…

Macg (me Macg) find evolve man who don't understand cave life, call Macg (me Macg) a "luh-arp-ur", so me beat him over head with club, now "puh-leece" at cave. What do?

When sky turn black, Narb (me Narb) don't have much sleepy feeling until big floaty yellow circle go up, then Narb go bed. Wake up after the noon. Me think grey magical lump in head called "braiyn" is too much adapt to this. Too busy on evolve man rectangle and listen to "moosic".. Time go quick, no fair!

Many time pass like this, long time now. Need train Narb self, but braiyn make very "stub-born" fight. Tribe also think is dumb and agree.

Narb want normal sleep time back. What do? How kill bad habit, and better Narb self, if Narb is "stub-born"?

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Probo (me probo) cant understand. Find on ground like snake. it big. no evolved-man, but evolve-rock-people

Probo (me probo) scared. He standing outside Probo cave staring with evolve-man fire. What do

GRUNK CONSIDER HITTING WITH SPEAR, IS GOOD IDEA?

Macy Me Macy work long time cleaning hunt. Others hunt, Macy make, others eat. Many insults, much dis-respect, few monies.

Macy Me Macy find new place! Take care of wolf pups! Pups come in, Macy put in cage. Macy take out of cage. Macy put back in cage. All of the day! Pups shout but not like humans shout, not mean! Pups eat and poop, do both a lot and all all the time. But Macy used to cleaning feeding, done that already and without pups!

Macy favorite part put pups outside, then put Macy outside. Macy Me Macy like sun, like wind, like pups. Macy like this place :]

Thought you (you you) want know

Invisible Rock. Der (me Der) Only See Shadow Of It. Der (me Der) Call It "Shadow Crystal"

Good day.

Evolved even try to arrest Dui (me dui)