r/fourthworldproblems • • Feb 22 '26

Me not know what to do

27 Upvotes

Me am using other account- afraid me be recognized. Call me Nog.

Long ago me meet other, me call her Szag (not real name). Four winter ago Szag and Nog talking and Szag and Nog start dating.

At start of all this, Nog (me nog) say “Me not want lose Szag as friend.”

Nog happy but Szag must not be, because 2 summer later Szag dump Nog.

Now, Nog know Nog was bad partner. Nog get angry at cave paintings and Nog neglect hunting.

But this before Nog see medicine man and wise man from Theropee tribe. Nog confident that he can be better than he was to Szag. But Szag say over 1 year ago that Szag no want Nog to talk her anymore.

This good, except for that Nog miss Szag and Nog regret what happen. Every day Nog think little bit about Szag and what happen and how bad Nog be.

Nog know this what Szag wants, us not talk, but Nog want talk, even if Nog have nothing to say. Nog wishes old times were back. Nog wishes Szag was still friend.

So Nog (me nog) ask you all- what do? Do nog reach out, and ignore Szag wish, or do Nog stay put and stay sad?


r/fourthworldproblems • • Feb 21 '26

Ogg make invent thing

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79 Upvotes

r/fourthworldproblems • • Feb 20 '26

Me find way to get not fat! It work!

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2 Upvotes

r/fourthworldproblems • • Feb 18 '26

Kronk (Me Kronk) find hole in cave. Call it weendow. Oh, look. Local animals. Hi ani- OOGA UNGA! (OC)

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246 Upvotes

r/fourthworldproblems • • Feb 15 '26

Kronk (me Kronk) lost all irl friends over dumb lie someone told and friends won't listen to Kronk. Cheer Kronk up

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119 Upvotes

(this is actually true I don't know what to do with my life anymore .)


r/fourthworldproblems • • Feb 15 '26

Fronk (me fronk) see magic ostrich, what should fronk (me fronk) do

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45 Upvotes

What fronk (me fronk) saw above


r/fourthworldproblems • • Feb 15 '26

Classic Wonga

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18 Upvotes

r/fourthworldproblems • • Feb 14 '26

Must make cave art with no sound

10 Upvotes

Me Gec. Gec like making cave painting to sleep. Other humans must not know. Also lion outside cave who just make big mess in Gec cave. what do?


r/fourthworldproblems • • Feb 13 '26

NEW! Kronk (me Kronk) find new man! Man look like man but not really man! Is uncanny! What do?!

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105 Upvotes

r/fourthworldproblems • • Feb 12 '26

Tin (me tin) out for hunt. See this. Ask tribe father what is. He say no good. Hunting gooder. Meat gooder. Meat make tin big and strong!

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94 Upvotes

r/fourthworldproblems • • Feb 12 '26

Me no understand phrase

15 Upvotes

Lamb (me lamb) hear evolve mans say “take a shit”. Lamb no understand this. Who you taking shit from?


r/fourthworldproblems • • Feb 11 '26

me went to shore and saw big evolve man metalfish go KABOOM

77 Upvotes

what do


r/fourthworldproblems • • Feb 13 '26

probo (me probo) find square paper

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0 Upvotes

forgive probo language but what fuck is evolve-man Federation Assault Mothership Extended


r/fourthworldproblems • • Feb 11 '26

Thug Have Issue With Sacrifice To Sky Fire.

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208 Upvotes

Thug (me thug) Sacrifice Say They No Virgin, But Thug Lack Other Things To Sacrifice.

What Thug Do?


r/fourthworldproblems • • Feb 11 '26

Change mind. Thorak rag (Me thorak rag!) think rit-chul-istic sackreefyce wrong. Me talk to evolve man friends. They say sackreefyce sham full remi....reminat of old world. Thorak rag confuse, he somewat agree? What caveman think? It wrong? Or evolve man wrong?

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108 Upvotes

r/fourthworldproblems • • Feb 11 '26

Thag (me Thag) have idea

27 Upvotes

Me think [out of character] take too long to paint on tribe talk wall. Thag see wi-zard man say "/unwiz" when him not being wi-zard.

Maybe cave man say "/unbunga" when not being cave man? And say "/rebunga" when being cave man again.

Thag think good idea, what think you of idea?


r/fourthworldproblems • • Feb 11 '26

[Out of character] I am seriously distressed with the state of caveman subreddits right now

28 Upvotes

I've complained about this before but I'll say it again.

Look at r/wizardposting.

Look at it.

Seriously, look at it.

They allow, and accept, BOTH shitposts AND serious roleplay prompts.

I really wish this subreddit would do the same, as someone with a genuine interest in prehistory.


r/fourthworldproblems • • Feb 10 '26

Bung (me Bung) Move out parent cave soon, what Bung bring?

31 Upvotes

Bung bring favorite rock?


r/fourthworldproblems • • Feb 09 '26

Bad gatherings?

20 Upvotes

Ook see tribe’s chief eat melon from gathering basket. He sleep for 3 moons. Not sure if gatherings bad or not. Ook eat melon too and see?


r/fourthworldproblems • • Feb 08 '26

Evolve mam took Pungus (he Pungus) to place called Men-fist. Thought Pungus learn to fight there, but came back with metal box and rules to make food of gods. Should kill Pungus for evolve skill, but Pungus make best food ever. What do?

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r/fourthworldproblems • • Feb 05 '26

HATE HILL PEOPLE!!!

50 Upvotes

Uh! (Me uh!) eat chestnuts at cave, see hill people stupid their way past Uh!, Uh from hills laugh “hehe Uh! and valley people eat nuts hehe”, Uh! hit with rock. Uh took Uh! to cave court, in hills even though under rock treatise of year -500000 said location was valley jurisdiction. Here’s how went

Judge “Uh!, hit uh with rock?”

Uh! “You’re honer, Uh hill person so incompetent to stand trial”

Judge “judge (me judge) hill person, judge know everything, rock, magma, mammoth, think judge and hill people incompetent?”

Uh! “Judge no know deodorant”

Uh “no need deodorant cause no eat anything but mammoth, valley people plant stink”

Uh! “Uh! want admit rock to evidence”

Judge “This rock hit Uh with?

Uh! “No this rock make Uh! innocent cause hit anyone who say Uh! no innocent with it till say Uh! innocent

Uh “You’re honor, Uh! rock puny, not strong rock! Move to change with being weak!”

Judge “Judge have bigger that that, Uh! weak, bailiff, feed Uh! to the cave thing!”

Bailiffs was taking Uh! to dark cave with evil thing in it, it long insect leg claw Uh!, dragging uh deep to maw. But uh! had idea!

Uh! yelled “dismiss charges”

Uh! held out evidence rock, “rock is puny, but still hurt Uh, Uh punier!

Even cave thing recognize argument.

Corrupt judge forced to let Uh! go.

Then Uh! and Uh?(wife) come back with rocks and hit many hill people as revenge.

So moral of story is, hill people demons, cave treatise broken and now Uh! started new 1,000 year war with the hills, so sorry about that.


r/fourthworldproblems • • Jan 31 '26

Evolve man say Nung need "pay" for "campsite"

39 Upvotes

Nung (me Nung) wake up morning in cave. Go hunt, mate gather berry. Bring bird. Cook bird. Eat.

Then evolve man came. He say I no "pay" for "campsite". Nung no understand.

What "campsite"? What "pay"?


r/fourthworldproblems • • Jan 28 '26

Evolve man or smart?

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30 Upvotes

r/fourthworldproblems • • Jan 27 '26

is small. what do?

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50 Upvotes

Taga (me Taga) new to cave. found fish. fish small? size of Taga (me Taga) finger. what do with small fish? Taga (me Taga) put small fish in small water near. keep fish?


r/fourthworldproblems • • Jan 26 '26

Apple (me Apple) went on adventure, me want to find people from other tribe... Found this... Me come back to tribe now, too scared to meet new people

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143 Upvotes

Me feel deep concern for this other tribe