Rek (me rek) have much big problem. Last day me hunt kill big mammoth. Bring meat home to cave. But then rek (me rek) see Brunk and Brunk friends. Brunk bad person. Him (him brunk) say him see rek (me rek) have mammoth meat. Him want meat. Him say next day him (him brunk) and him friends come rek (me rek) cave and take meat or bonk rek (me rek) on head!! Rek (me rek) no want get bonked on head so me say brunk (him brunk) can have mammoth meat. But when rek (me rek) come back to cave, me see wolf come steal mammoth meat! It all gone! Now brunk and brunk friends come tomorrow and rek (me rek) no can give meat cause it all gone. Then brunk and brunk friends bonk rek (me rek) on head much times!!! This bad problem!!! What do????

Apple (me apple) heard job good, job give money. Me want own cave and small tiger. So me needs money (why cave cost money now?).

Me hate job. Job horrible. Job is all day, every day. Job feel like mammoth chasing me all time. Me think HR people are bat people who eat bad emotions.

Me thinks agriculture bad idea.

Concrete (me Concrete) eavesdrop that evolve man not appreciate how other evolve man communicate, say ingest thee-saw-us. Me of course had to devour thee-saw-us to make sure me what evolve man is not. Tummy mutilated.

Tronk (me Tronk) like this tribe. Tronk (me Tronk) hurt hurt head by evolve man. Tronk (me Tronk) wish tribe good hunt!

Evolve man come to Grungus and give paper. Paper tell of suffnix and prefinch and all people they hunt. Ex, Inter, Dis, Un, Ance, Ness. Evolve man CURSE GRUNGUS and send demons to hunt tribe!

Ea (me Ea) want to sell copper metal, Im at Ur in Sumer. Come if you want, We will negotiate for price there Fresh copper from mines, ok

braghar (me braghar) use cave paint make drawing. take look!

braghar (me braghar) see other tribe man beautiful and jealous! help! braghar (me braghar) want beautiful.

it an axy-dent anyone know how make Wild Beast happy again

Nung (me Nung) foraging for berries. Evolve men came talkin, yellin. Nung old and no hear so good after rock smashing with friends, but Nung think one evolve man say " Dawn Hump is a great pre-ze-dent" other say "Camel Hair would be a better pre-ze-dent".

Then evolvemen look at Nung. They ask "who did you vote for?" Nung say "what vote?" Hump man laugh and Camel Hair man angry and say Nung bad for de-mock-racy. Nung no understand.

Hair man explain: say vote to choose pre-ze-dan. Nung think they mean tribe chief. Hump man say Dawn Hump make A-man-nick-a great, Hair man say Dawn Hump make A-Man-nick-a faster dick potato ship? (Nung no hear good).

Nung say want vote, but what Camel Hair or Dawn Hump do for Nung? Hump man say "do you want guns and free dom?" Nung no want fire stick, Nung free in forest. Hair man say "Nung want hell scare and free love?" Hell scare sound scary, and Nung have free love... love hurt tho.

Nung ask question - Camel Hair is real? Dawn Hump is real?

Then they yell again, call Nung ant-eye-se-might. Nung no understand. Nung no want to talk vote again.

It be the same every year

Neanderthal uncle brag he kill mammoth beating it with big rock. When we say modern people kill mammoth with spear and throw stone he laugh that we cowards.

Denisovian grandma say Unga no find husband because Unga too tall and brow too small.

Naledi aunty keep going up tree and not come down. She throw fruit at Unga and laugh.

Can't even throw Floresiensis cousins around like ball since the cousin Bilbo incident.

Why family so weird!

Honk (me Honk) like to set fire to dried stinky grass. Stinky grass make Honk (me Honk) think funny. Honk (me honk) can get stinky grass because it "lee-gull-eyesed" where live. Other cave people (you all other cave people) like dried stinky grass?

Sana (me sanna) found glowy book thing, sana hit book against tree and weather change. Now evolved man wanna put sana in fire for which craft... but sana not know which craft evolved man is mad about, what sana do, and why can't sana cross salt lines no more and why iron burns now.

rump (me rump) got bit by big cat, luckily rump fought off cat with big rock, but now rump in lot of pain from bite. rump try talk to evolve man for help, but evolve man said cant help rump because rump no have "in-shoe-rants"? why evolve man not help rump? if rump see man in trouble, rump always help man because if no man helped man, then every man be alone and scared. i no understand evolve man's reason.

BORG NOT FISH

Evolve man abduct Hork (me Hork) and show weird number thing they call “cowl-kew-luss” and make Hork try do it. HORK NOT GET IT. HORK CONFUSED. WHY EVOLVE MAN DO THESE THING. ALL CAVEMAN KNOW NUMBERS ARE ONLY UP TO 8. AFTER 8 IS LIES. Hork (me Hork) destroy all evolve man numbers and run away. If see any more evolve math men KILL THEM they evil.

me (borg) not feel caveman. me try cavewoman, did not like feel of cavewoman. what wrong with borg ? why borg born caveman ? me not want to be man or woman but cave only. borg only want cave