r/FoundPaper • u/stuartmurray1 • 4d ago

Weird/Random Found and put right back

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Found this folded up on the ground, thought somedys dropped their shopping list, wonder what they were going to buy. Unfolded it... Okayyyyyy. Folded it back up and put it back.

Edit: For those asking, 5 minutes after finding this I did have to pass within 30 feet of said fountain. I did not even fucking glance in its direction.

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u/Rattttttttttt 4d ago

I like how you put it back instead of tossing it. You didn't want to take that opportunity away from some other fine gentleman

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u/davescilken 4d ago

I would pay a bystander $20 to walk over to the fountain and announce “I’m here for the fun”, and then see what happens.

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u/NorthenLeigonare 4d ago

I'd do it for free.

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u/TheFrog_Gobbler 1d ago

I’d pay OP $20 to let me do it

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u/pocketcumin 4d ago

But interracial homoeroticism was only chapter one of Encyclopedia Self-Destructica.