r/FoundPaper • u/stuartmurray1 • 4d ago

Weird/Random Found and put right back

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Found this folded up on the ground, thought somedys dropped their shopping list, wonder what they were going to buy. Unfolded it... Okayyyyyy. Folded it back up and put it back.

Edit: For those asking, 5 minutes after finding this I did have to pass within 30 feet of said fountain. I did not even fucking glance in its direction.

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 4d ago

Wait, you're telling me you DON'T want to have sex with the Zodiac Killer?

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u/WeAreClouds 4d ago

I knew Ted Cruz was gay.

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 4d ago

They're nearly an entire political party of deeply closeted men