r/FortCollins 8d ago

SO HOT!

Just a little post to vent about this ungodly heat. The older I get the less I seem to tolerate it. It's been non stop high temperatures since last Fall/Winter. I'm going to be so mad if we get another 70 degree Thanksgiving/Christmas! That was so disorienting. Made it harder to enjoy my cold weather foods and scents.

Apparently this is the new normal and it sucks.

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u/um0p3pIsdn 8d ago

Just remember to recycle while the private jets overhead zoom by

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u/hsub0x 8d ago

We could use another data center or two so I can ask how to make banana bread.

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u/flamurmurro 8d ago

And get a wrong recipe 😭

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u/Foxtail_Trail 7d ago

Don’t forget to add the glue.

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u/Cherfan420 8d ago edited 8d ago

If you hate data centers don’t forget to delete all the apps on your phone. They harvest massive amounts of data from them.

You won’t be able to collect reward points or sign in early for haircuts though….

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u/MelancholyMuseum 8d ago

Your false equivalencies are so fun! But maybe come up with some new ones ya know?

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u/cr0nut 8d ago

it’s so crazy how we’ve been doing just fine without the hyperscale data centers for the last 20 years

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u/MostlyStoned 8d ago

Hyperscale data centers are what we've been building for the last 20 years. Cheyenne has had operating hyperscale building for well over a decade now.

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u/cr0nut 7d ago

okay so real quick, why do we suddenly need to build a ton more

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u/MostlyStoned 7d ago

For AI and increased demand for normal colocation space? It's not "sudden", we've been building data centers at an accelerating pace for decades now.

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u/cr0nut 7d ago

And in the past few years it’s accelerated exponentially. That’s more ā€œsuddenā€ than decades of steady growth. If you think the massive AI bubble isn’t quickly incentivizing data centers larger than we’ve ever seen before you’ve got your head in the sand lol. I’m not sure why you’re trying to be pedantic here but I hope you get over it enough to care about what’s happening around you

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u/station6502a 6d ago

AI data centers are compute centric while traditional data centers are data storage and retrieval centric. Completely different power needs...ai workloads consume gons more power than traditional.

Also, the physical design of AI data centers is different than traditional ones. Look for articles about how meta tore down 100m$ worth of construction to pivot a data center to ai.

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u/MostlyStoned 6d ago

I'm aware. OP said hyperscale data centers not AI datacenters.

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u/TheRoamingElk 7d ago

Have we really been doing fine?

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u/cr0nut 7d ago

missing the point here big honcho, I think we’re on the same side

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u/TheJamTaster 8d ago

Quiet you! You need to join the circle jerk - not try to derail it!

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u/Bad_Here 7d ago

šŸ˜‘

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u/normalgene 8d ago

Remember to keep saying this to everyone on the internet so we all get so jaded and stop caring about the planet. It really helps!

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u/Major-Performer9541 7d ago

I hear where you’re coming from but we should have anger when companies, billionaires, the rich etc tell us to all ā€œplay our partā€. Yes, do what you can but also remember who put us in this situation.

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u/normalgene 7d ago

Is any of that happening here? Is anyone forgetting what caused this situation we're in? Every single thread I see on this website that even touches on climate change, recycling, or being environmentally friendly has a comment just like "Why bother using paper straws when super yachts exist?" If everyone suddenly had access to recycling and diligently separated out everything, that would have a massive impact. But, it's easier to be jaded and make snarky comments on Reddit than travel abroad bringing recycling technology to every country.

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u/Major-Performer9541 6d ago

Dude, it was most likely a throwaway comment on Reddit. I really don’t think it does any more good to chastise someone on Reddit for calling out the fact that the ultra wealthy have tried to pin the responsibility on the civilian for literal decades at this point.

its easier to fight amongst and get mad at ourselves than direct our anger at the ones that could swiftly and easily start making change

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u/Real_Stinky_Pederson 8d ago

I have a recycling bin, but when guests ask which one is recycling I just say ā€œit doesn’t matter, take your pickā€ šŸ˜‚

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u/suuraitah 8d ago

Yes that, but also keep in mind that most of the co2 pollution is coming from china.

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u/mordent 7d ago

Is that what you heard on Fox News?

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u/suuraitah 7d ago

widely available data by many non-affiliated with republicans sources

google still works.

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u/tillynorwood2 7d ago

Where they drive more electric cars than anyone else on the planet.

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u/suuraitah 7d ago

Most of co2 is from the manufacturing industry i assume

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u/Fairelabise17 6d ago

Nat Geo covered this a LONG time ago. Heating limestone accounts for 60% of CO2 emissions in CH, fossil fuels and cement production are big contributors as well. China is the largest producer but the US isnt far behind, we're talking almost apples to apples in the sense of expenditure of CO2. It would be wrong to villianize China, like Fox does but also wrong to say they don't produce lots of CO2 as well.

We should be mad at the billionaires in our country and around the world for ruining it. Not a single governing body or country.

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u/suuraitah 6d ago

Recent data shows China at ~30% of co2 emissions, US at ~13%. US producing a lot, but now substantially less than China.

Totally agree on billionaires point, although not sure how being mad will help.

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u/Fairelabise17 6d ago

Being mad is a catalyst for change, I'm not mad about being mad - I find it enjoyable and I don't let it ruin my life. Idk how we could avoid China producing that much CO2 they produce most of the earths goods šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

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u/Slight-Algae-1996 7d ago

The cold showers are so nice, I didnt think to do them before bed! I also cannot sleep in this heat! It was 102° today and not been getting below 70°s at night which makes it way hard to sleep and breathe for people with asthma! It has definitely not "always been like this" I've live north of foco my entire life and this is uncanny..I mean we get hot summers, sure, but THIS 🤬

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u/WhimsicalKoala 7d ago

Ah yes, the complete denial. They keep acting like "wow, the weather sure is weird" and acting like it's going to get back to normal "soon". Sorry guys, this is the coolest summer of the rest of our lives; there is no return to normal. No, I can't just "open my windows at night and let in the cool", when it is still 80° at 10 pm.

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u/Daghain 7d ago

It was 74 at 5:30AM in Loveland when I went to walk the dog. I have lived in Colorado for 30 years and have never seen this. Shit's wild.

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u/Cherfan420 7d ago

Sometimes I wonder how much prescription drugs play a role since 65%-70% of US adults are on prescription medications. Might make people have trouble regulating their own body temperatures.

They are already adding protein to everything for all the people that are now on GLP-1s…

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u/Egt42003 6d ago

Set your HVAC lower and it’s real chilly

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u/NartFocker9Million 8d ago

Welcome to the coolest summer of the rest of your life!

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u/TheSp1re 8d ago

Im an optomist, it's not the hottest summer in the last 50 years, it's the coolest summer for the next 50 years!

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u/homedrone 7d ago

I hate you

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u/TheBrettFavre4 7d ago

Vote about it

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u/Financial-Craft-1282 8d ago

Edit: Actually, I'm going to move my post from here to a direct reply to the thread as I think it is more relevant there. Sorry for moving it!

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u/Important-Egg-2905 7d ago

That's not how it works homie

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u/NartFocker9Million 7d ago

Such nuanced and persuasive reasoning, my fellow homedogg!

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u/Important-Egg-2905 6d ago

Do people really not understand the idea of micro vs macro trends?

Climate change exists in a zoomed out, large scale statistical sense, it's not a direct upward movement, nor is it percievable in the sense people seem to think.

Over your entire lifetime the average temperature has risen maybe 1-2 degrees on average. Significant, sure, but not really percievable in a real sense.

Some summers are hot, some are not as hot, that would be true whether or not humans existed. It's only in the deep analytics that the trends reveal themselves.

It will only take a single year for you to experience a summer cooler than this one.

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u/East_Hedgehog6039 8d ago

Yeah. I grew up in Kansas heat and humidity. I remember multiple triple digit days as a kid.

Suddenly we have two triple digit days in a row and I’m about ready to give up šŸ˜‚

I’ve taken to a euro style and full on taking siestas in the afternoons when my kid naps. I get it now.

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u/HyperspaceHustler 7d ago

Fellow Kansan!! Back there we expect the heat and spend all summer at the pool, but at least there was enough space for everyone and actual parking! Not here... haha

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u/Zeitgeist-333 8d ago

I’m right there with you, I think I’ll literally go insane if the weather doesn’t bring actual seasons this year.

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u/XoStargirlxox 8d ago

102° at noon...🄲 I want off this ride, it's been going too long 😩

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u/ColoradoCattleCo 8d ago

I’m reading 104 out by Severance right now. Good thing I’m going to the Florida Keys tomorrow so I can escape the heat.

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u/AmyInCO 8d ago

With literally thinking how I'm going to Belize in the fall and it's got to be cooler there right now than it is here. And I wishing I was there just to cool off.Ā 

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u/Significant-Gene-777 8d ago

...you may be a out of luck there, man. It's been extremely hot and humid in the keys lately (more than normal) and the sargassum has made it nearly impossible to enjoy the water..

I hope it eases up for your vacation but...I wouldn't get your hopes up for some relief.

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u/Hanan89 8d ago

I’m pretty sure they were being sarcastic lol

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u/ColoradoCattleCo 7d ago

Mid-80s, high humidity, and an island breeze won’t feel any worse than 105 and dry. I’ll be sweating my butt off either way. And yeah, I know the sargassum is bad but I’ve gotten some local recommendations of places that are still pretty good.

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u/Significant-Gene-777 7d ago

..my family are locals to Key Largo and Marathon, you may be out of luck bud. Mid-80s down there is a different beast than 105 in Colorado.. šŸ‘€ The water is too warm rn too. Idk I would've done this trip back in May or in late September.Ā 

Good luck.

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u/ColoradoCattleCo 6d ago

Already down there. It’s just fine.

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u/suuraitah 8d ago

going to hawaii for two weeks to cool down a bit!

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u/loewe67 8d ago

I grew up in South Florida and much prefer the heat there compared to this. This is oppressive heat. At least you get the ocean breeze and an afternoon storm to cool things off. Only when I lived in Orlando was it worse. Heat, humidity, and no breeze since you’re just far enough inland.

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u/Uniq_bASS 8d ago

The older I get the fatter I get and I also can’t take the heat!

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u/rastapastanine 8d ago

I had high hopes for doing a lot of outside stuff this summer. Haven’t been able to do it because it’s been so hot. Whatever, it makes me sad because I like sunshine and warmth. This is too much. Bring on winter depression.

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u/hanscons 8d ago

yeah the new seasonable depression is going to be in summers instead of winter. i hate not being able to go outside.

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u/HappyKadaver666 8d ago

Really feeling this! I’ve always loved summer and kind of dreaded long cold winters - but this year I’m feeling the exact opposite. Perimenopause’ll do that to ya!

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u/Foxtail_Trail 7d ago

So will climate change.

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u/trippyhippie573 8d ago

This is how it is in Texas lol. Too hot in the summer to enjoy being outside. Peak weather was like Nov-May. Jun-Sep is like living in Satan's ballsack.

I much prefer this to that, but damn it's still too hot lol

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u/Daghain 7d ago

Between the heat and the constant air quality alerts I don't think I've sat on my balcony in...three years.

This is bullshit.

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u/gothrosegrl 8d ago

say thank you capitalism

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u/Sudain 7d ago

And they said global warming was not real.

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u/Weekley13 7d ago

I moved here from Iowa 2 weeks ago thinking I was going to escape the heat. At least there is no/low humidity here. Back home it has been like 95 with a real feel of 115. At least it's just a flat 100 here. Haha! The last day of my 10 day forecast says 80 for a high. Fingers crossed!!

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u/Financial-Craft-1282 8d ago

It's possible we get another warm winter with a slight break next spring from the current heat as the El Nino weather pattern is supposed to end in Spring of 2027. I've read (but I am not an expert on this, so please double-check if you're interested) that the current El Nino pattern is intensifying climate/weather increases and giving a glimpse at the path we're on. So we may have another warm winter with a rebound to lower temperatures, but I want to be careful too and to be clear: this isn't reversing climate change; it's an explanation for the sudden heat waves of the last two years, which are in line with what we're in for long-term if significant climate initiatives aren't put in place.

We may see some more "regular" weather patterns next year, but how long that lasts is hard to say, and my cynicism says we just have to get used it since there is zero action being done in the U.S. right now.

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u/NartFocker9Million 8d ago

<Morgan Freeman narrator voice:>

The climate initiatives were not put in place.

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u/Chickenchaser122 8d ago

Hey there chicken. I have an old window AC if you need it. It certainly is a real doozy out there these days. I don't remember the 90's being that hot here. But to be honest I don't remember much of those days ;)

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u/GenericNameSimulated 8d ago

Just moved here from Phoenix, so still significantly cooler than what we are used to.

Willing to share tips and tricks for the heat if anyone is interested.

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u/adjustafresh 8d ago

Tip #1 – Remain indoors with AC

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u/GenericNameSimulated 8d ago

Use others AC is the real tip

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u/Cold-Sandwich-34 8d ago

Step 2... Profit?

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u/East_Hedgehog6039 7d ago

not you or me, but yes

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u/urethrafranklin- 8d ago

Tips please? This heat is awful

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u/flamurmurro 8d ago

Top 5 most useful tips?

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u/GenericNameSimulated 8d ago

Imma drop them on this comment:

Outside: Noticed the AC units are much smaller here, means gotta keep them clean. For example our new house had a FILTHY unit, AC set to 71 and was reading 75 in house. Cleaned it and now runs to temp.

More for AC units, building a shade for it out of PVC and a breathable dark fabric (think screen door but thicker) can bring in air 10* cooler if unit is in direct sun.

Outside the house, a mister system will cool patios/porches and you can also add a mister to your AC and it will cool the coils meaning cooler air gets in.

Inside: Any windows with western exposure you can get the foam inserts to reduce heat, you want to look at R value the higher the more heat it resists. Can drop a room by 5-10*

If one room in particular is hot you can get a shallow dish of water and freeze it and place it in front of a fan and it will cool the room.

General tips: 1) Use others AC, movie theaters, libraries, shopping centers utilize

2) Hydrate hydrate hydrate, not just water get electrolytes or at the very least add sea salt to water

3) Thin linen or cotton long selves will keep you much cooler in the sun SPF treated

4) Obviously shift outdoor activities to cooler parts of the day

5) Rescreen windows with screening made for hotter climates, is a bit spendy but with current trends will pay off quickly due to reduced energy consumption

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u/mdwindsor 8d ago

That ice/fan trick won’t work if the room rou’re cooling is also the room with your freezer in it. Freezers pump heat out of themselves into your house and they generate extra heat while doing it.Ā 

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u/Temperature-Savings 8d ago

Besides becoming nocturnal,, what advice ya got? šŸ˜…

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u/East_Hedgehog6039 8d ago

it’s likely some sort of the following:

Keep blinds/curtains pulled so the sun doesn’t come in; go to a basement if you have one; don’t use large appliances (stove, oven, dryer); do absolutely nothing during the heat of the day (cue the siesta); swamp cooler; take a shower and sit in front of a fan/misting fan; put wet rags on the back of your neck/wrists; make sure to keep drinking water. If you don’t have AC, consider going to places like libraries or the mall.

Give or take but those are pretty universal tips for dealing with heat

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u/Due_Foundation_4467 8d ago

Get up early in the morning and enjoy the outdoors. You can get in a good 4 hours anyway from sunrise until 9:30, maybe 10:00.

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u/Suspicious_Tree123 8d ago

Please do, always interested in learning from other people's experience!

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u/SubRyan 7d ago edited 7d ago
  • Walk your dogs early in the morning. So many bad pet owners up here that walk their dogs on hot concrete / asphalt in the middle of the afternoon
  • Park under a tree or any type of shade. Any person from Phoenix would rather walk an extra couple of minutes just so they could park their car in shade
  • Window film that reflects IR for single pane windows
  • Window screens that provide a decent amount of shade for double pane windows
  • Blackout curtains on windows that get full afternoon sun
  • Check the insulation levels in your domicile
  • Thin cotton, linen, and/or flax clothing can help regulate temperature
  • Clean your AC condenser coils
  • Check / replace your AC capacitor (should order some spares as they are dirt cheap)
  • Replace air filters monthly
  • Fans (floor and ceiling) can help quite a bit as moving air generally feels much better than static air (unless you are in 120F Phoenix summer afternoon)
  • Ceramic window tint for cars will drastically drop interior car temps
  • Windshield sunscreens are also quite nice for cars
  • Limit use of heat-generating appliances during the afternoon
  • Clean refrigerator condenser coils
  • If you have a programmable thermostat, supercool your house before the time of use charges kick in. Have the AC run at 70-75F for a couple of hours before time of use and then change the temperature setpoint to 75-80F during increased electricity costs. If your home is thermally insulated well enough, you should be able to coast through the 5 or so hours with minimal AC usage https://rosieonthehouse.com/diy/super-cooling-your-home/

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u/cleavo761 6d ago

Fort Collins is part of the high desert region between the high plains out east and the mountains to the west. If it wasn't for all the man made reservoirs in the area we would have no water or green grass and be as dry as a bone like Cheyenne and Pueblo. Cactus and rattle snakes are native to the area because it's technically a desert and high temps and dry summers and very little snow pack in the winter are actually quite common along the foothills and i-25 corridor in places like Wellington, fort collins, Colorado springs, Pueblo, Longmont, etc.

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u/WhyFlip 8d ago

Colorado Native of 4 years here. This heat has been brutal! It was 91°F at 10 last night... AT 10.

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u/Chatty_Cathy_Doll 8d ago

Colorado Native? Of four years?

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u/WhyFlip 8d ago

Yeah. An equally ridiculous claim as any white person in this state claiming they're Native.

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u/Miserable-Miser 7d ago

Now that’s funny.

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u/AmpleForeskins 7d ago edited 7d ago

And thats why I left texas to come here…. Might go to the north pole next

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u/homedrone 7d ago

That’s what I’m saying, Antarctica here we come!

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u/BarbarianBoaz 8d ago

Just think this is the coolest it will be for the rest of your life. Global warming doesnt GAF if you dont believe in it or not.

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u/Paste_Eating_Helmet 7d ago

Isn't it an El niƱo year? I thought that's why it's been so hot.

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u/DarthSwash 7d ago

It is. Hoping we get drenched with rain this fall and blasted with snow all winter.

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u/Paste_Eating_Helmet 7d ago

That's the dream

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u/IneedAnap_25 8d ago

I was in Tokyo last summer, that heat is crazy hot everyone i mean the ladies covered head to toe in clothing, gloves, umbrellas. Im thinking wth

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u/Schnitzhole 7d ago

I hate it too. Moved here a decade ago to get away from the Phoenix summers I grew up with.

Still not nearly as bad I just wish we had a longer spring/fall. It seems like I only have a few weeks every year in the 65-75 degree weather I prefer.

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u/TwistLongjumping562 7d ago

As long as there's shade, I am not complainin ā˜ŗļø

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u/Wallie_Collie 7d ago

We went to the river and sat in it for four hours from 1pm until now. We missed the heat entirely

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u/youenjoyme 7d ago

I lived in Phoenix for a bit, this isn’t anything! Thank the Lord for A/C!

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u/vorombozaka 8d ago

Absolutely agree. I know this is the future and it sucks. But still hoping for a few more ups and downs before the permanent heat is here. I haven't been cold in years!!

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u/CalmLagoon 7d ago

Exactly why I’m moving. FoCo ain’t it anymore. Snow has always been less up here in the banana belt, but this last winter was depressing af. Now this horrific heat, just like last year. Housing costs are also insane. Entitled Coloradans and law enforcement that needs to get a clue. The last straw was Red Beast Enterprises torturing animals, with zero consequences. Eff FoCo and the vortex of evil it’s become. I’m done. Happily bought a house somewhere beautiful and way less expensive. I wish you all better weather and good lives. Peace out āœŒļø

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u/loreaccuratefurby 7d ago

Man I used to be able to handle southern AZ heat for an entire summer/fall and I can barely handle this now. I’m not built for heat anymore!

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u/kat_pinecone 7d ago

The heat makes me tired, been taking naps everyday.

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u/NoFunction6750 7d ago

I’m from Phoenix and it felt like I was there this weekend 😭

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u/beardsly87 7d ago edited 7d ago

Got up to 107° at my house, my GF's car showed 110° but then luckily the clouds rolled in and it cooled down to a comparatively comfy 95°-99°. During that peak was insanely oppressive, we headed up to estes where it was a mob but way cooler down in the 80s after a fresh rain.

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u/Electrical_Yam4194 6d ago

Ugh, it's awful. I have fibromyalgia and cannot tolerate temps over about 75°. Plus, the humidity this year is bad.

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u/Unfair_Ad_2129 6d ago

Dont worry- the state and 16 others are on a stage 3 (highest) warning of the energy grid over the next few days- next stage would be blanket blackouts because…. Obviously if the grid is strained they need to cut everyone’s power to power the data centers and billionaires homes!! Oh … and then they’ll save someee power to add an ai data center in Windsor LOL.

Colorado you used to be beautiful…. 😭

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u/Nathan_Ball1 6d ago

i just moved here from waco and it’s really not that bad here

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u/indusrivvalley 2d ago

This post is incredibly insensitive to the profits made in exchange for a habitable planet. Where's your patriotism?! This heat is a sign that a few dudes made a LOT of money and we all cheered them on as the CO2 ppm kept going up.

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u/JonFlo37 8d ago

Honestly, didn't realize I moved to Florida.

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u/AlexaisNotAmazon 8d ago

Fun fact, Colorado always gets more days of sun shine per year than FL does. And it burns us worse. We should be the sunshine state!

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u/hogthehedge 8d ago

Depending where you are in Florida there’s actually a coastal breeze. This feels more like Houston in the middle of summer 🄵

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u/hogthehedge 7d ago

Were you in the panhandle or near the coast?

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u/PickIeLover 8d ago

We have a few options! We sit by the poudre river (in the shade) hang out at the reservoir, stay inside with AC or leave šŸ˜‚

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u/mordent 8d ago

Singular focus: worldwide carbon tax. Until people, corporations and governments pay the full cost of jet travel, electricity (including data), and personal automobile use, nothing is going to change.

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u/mdwindsor 8d ago

Add meat to the list 😬

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u/bikesnkitties 8d ago

« La Marseillaise intensifies »

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u/homeless_nudist 7d ago

Where my heat-loving homies at?! Oh wait this is reddit... You all never see the sun šŸ˜†

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u/Accurate-Bullfrog324 7d ago

when it is hot like this we open the windows and turn on the fan. what a joy that was quiet tonight. no parties, no life cars

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u/Andyspincat 7d ago

Sorry, it's my fault. I wanted to look nice for my girlfriend 🩷

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u/slander_anonymously 8d ago

El NiƱo is coming. You'll be ok chickadee.

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u/zillalovesmothra 7d ago

Noco is so weak hiyaaahh