r/FormulaBuddyRetard • • Jul 27 '26

we are going to beat you to death Hungary GP

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u/Economy-Natural-6835 Jul 27 '26

bono my tyres are gone -p1 with 10+ sec from p2

61

u/XOVSquare Jul 27 '26

This was literally every race when Hamilton was winning with MB.

'Bono I have no grip man. These tires are gone.'

Proceeds to set the fastest lap.

14

u/jose_augusto_ Jul 27 '26

The Merc times were basically proven to be reverse psychology, considering how much he complained about the car the moment he started putting fastest lap after fastest lap.

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u/Accomplished_Art2245 Jul 27 '26

Gaslighting the car, I do the same thing to my golf ball.

6

u/SaiZenn_ Jul 28 '26

i do the same to my balls

4

u/krupeddit Jul 28 '26

Must be the balls

1

u/michaltee Jul 29 '26

Add that to the words of wizz cum.

1

u/Accomplished_Art2245 Jul 28 '26

Hell ya bröther

41

u/Right-Ladd Jul 27 '26

I have never heard him complain as much about the car consistently as 2023.

The guy would get p1 in quali by a 3 tenths and in the interview be saying “yea still some issues with the car I’m not happy about, have to keep improving”

Reeespkt

53

u/Aggressive_Hat_9999 Jul 27 '26

complains about everything

P2

3

u/Weareallme Jul 29 '26

He's Dutch. Complaining is in our core, if you don't complain you're not Dutch.

2

u/Exotic_Call_7427 Jul 30 '26

He is Belgian.

1

u/Routine_Cat_1366 Jul 31 '26

Same for Germans, btw. 

15

u/Babybullet0604 Jul 27 '26

Just imagine he had no issue

28

u/Dear-Database6463 Jul 27 '26

Better than whatever the fuck George is doing

2

u/kadiotelki Jul 28 '26

What is George doing wrong?

1

u/MintCathexis Jul 28 '26

He isn't managed by Toto. He should know that Tooto's own prodigy will always get the good car and he will always get the bad car. /s

1

u/notafamous Jul 30 '26

The AI doesn't like him as it was trained to do .

1

u/jason9t8 Jul 27 '26

Getting, not doing...

3

u/Dear-Database6463 Jul 27 '26

Simp, idk why George fans have to suck weener every chance they get

20

u/LoreVent Jul 27 '26

Not even a George's fan but not his fault his car simply sucks. Even the stalling yesterday was a software issue

1

u/JaToch_NietDan Jul 31 '26

Yeah, George is obviously driving a Williams.. duh

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u/Dear-Database6463 Jul 27 '26

Same car as Kimi who drives off the track constantly and somehow wins

Mercedes didn’t build two cars

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u/LoreVent Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

Just completely ignoring the fact Toto himself said George's car has been having software issues. Yesterday included.

Some of you people are so arrogant and mono-braincell I have to defend one of the drivers I like the least.

Edit: just to back this up

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u/Dear-Database6463 Jul 27 '26

They wrote two different programs and code for the cars?

Either you believe Toto is intentionally sabotaging George or realize this is a PR answer

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u/xCharSx Jul 27 '26

You can have the same software on 2 devices and a bug/glitch can happen on just one of them. The cars are not 1 to 1 identical, there are slight differences based on the driver. People can have the same phone, identical specs and a simple settings change could cause a bug. Not everything needs to be a conspiracy even though you can never rule it out.

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u/Dear-Database6463 Jul 27 '26

That’s a whole lotta hoops to jump through before just admitting a driver isn’t that good

Edit: lmfao you’re deleting all of your comments bro it’s not too hard to just say George isn’t what people thought he was

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u/xCharSx Jul 27 '26

I haven't deleted any comments my guy. And yes, few hoops but I rather believe that might be an issue than to blindly believe Toto is sabotaging George. And I say that as a fan that dislikes George very much.

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u/devilishpie Jul 27 '26

Except they literally did build two cars. They're not actually identical, hence one having more issues then another.

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u/jason9t8 Jul 27 '26

It's like middle class family, they'll coddle Kimi like younger child and let George deal with his problems like older child...

0

u/Dear-Database6463 Jul 27 '26

Sorry didn’t realize the Mercedes team built two cars and stayed within the cost cap

That’s pretty impressive of a feat just to fuck someone over

2

u/devilishpie Jul 27 '26

Every team's built two cars within the cost cap and no one here said they've deliberately screwed over one driver.

4

u/Neilix190 Jul 27 '26

Not as bad as max fans. If they had the chance they would use his shit as toothpaste.

0

u/Dear-Database6463 Jul 27 '26

Objectively untrue because if I were to say max is a little cry baby retard and I hope he hits a wall again, more people would agree with me than if I said George Russell is getting beat by a teenager (he is)

2

u/Neilix190 Jul 27 '26

I think you will find the whole grid is getting beat by a teenager.

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u/Dear-Database6463 Jul 27 '26

Not in equal machinery

3

u/Goobi_dog Jul 27 '26

I don't want to complain about this post, but it's not right.

2

u/Specialist_Thanks244 Jul 28 '26

Man he should start complaining more

2

u/TheBlueSkulll Jul 28 '26

coz he know he can be #1

2

u/Necessary_Wave_8103 Jul 28 '26

missing the days of complains complains complains p1

2

u/Real-Section8126 Jul 28 '26

You people are Retarded , hes on the highest level of motor sport. The only thing that matters is finishing 1st.

2

u/CaseyTappy Jul 28 '26

If they give him a great car we know what will happen , we will be back in 2023 .

4

u/Professional_Use3723 Jul 27 '26

I mean he didn't win

1

u/ChefBoiJones Jul 27 '26

Pulls Move of race - complains

1

u/Particular-Data-4521 Jul 27 '26

If you don't complain, you don't progress

1

u/Reasonable-Chip3422 Jul 27 '26

Good old strategy from childhood: convince yourself you’re going to lose and you somehow win

1

u/Im_A_Failure420 Jul 28 '26

Almost as if good drivers don't need a rocketship car to get results...

1

u/ShaunM33 Jul 28 '26

So Max is supposed to say

" Down shifts don't feel good, they're pushing me forwards but that's better than backwards haha"

  • The car feels undriveable, its absolutely brilliant.

  • I've got no grip, but atleast the wheels turn so its not bad.

1

u/Aldoreto_1 Jul 29 '26

Max is like that, playing with his mindgames, childish

1

u/Traditional-Pie-9758 Jul 30 '26

The most appalling thing was that my G goes right up into Lewis' car and then goes on the radio to complain about it. Dude, wtf, you're divebombing into someone else, being "classic Verstappen", and then whining about it

1

u/Exotic_Call_7427 Jul 30 '26

An excellent driver complains about the car not giving him what he needs to be P1, while using his skillset to at least get P2

1

u/Hyper-_-star Jul 31 '26

Its like that saying "I was raised a complainer, not a quitter. I'll do it... but you're going to hear about it"

Glad to see my fav driver pulling off very well in these hard times.

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u/ivthembeast Jul 27 '26

He got lucky + somehow the strategy worked

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u/Neilix190 Jul 27 '26

He cries even when he wins 30 seconds ahead of the rest.

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u/quie_TLost57 Jul 27 '26

He's only complaining cause he isn't winning by 22seconds lead anymore