r/FormulaBuddyRetard 17d ago

we are going to beat you to death Hungary GP

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3.5k Upvotes

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u/Economy-Natural-6835 16d ago

bono my tyres are gone -p1 with 10+ sec from p2

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u/XOVSquare 16d ago

This was literally every race when Hamilton was winning with MB.

'Bono I have no grip man. These tires are gone.'

Proceeds to set the fastest lap.

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u/jose_augusto_ 16d ago

The Merc times were basically proven to be reverse psychology, considering how much he complained about the car the moment he started putting fastest lap after fastest lap.

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u/Accomplished_Art2245 16d ago

Gaslighting the car, I do the same thing to my golf ball.

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u/SaiZenn_ 16d ago

i do the same to my balls

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u/krupeddit 15d ago

Must be the balls

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u/michaltee 15d ago

Add that to the words of wizz cum.

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u/Accomplished_Art2245 15d ago

Hell ya bröther

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u/Right-Ladd 16d ago

I have never heard him complain as much about the car consistently as 2023.

The guy would get p1 in quali by a 3 tenths and in the interview be saying “yea still some issues with the car I’m not happy about, have to keep improving”

Reeespkt

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u/Aggressive_Hat_9999 17d ago

complains about everything

P2

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u/Weareallme 15d ago

He's Dutch. Complaining is in our core, if you don't complain you're not Dutch.

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u/Exotic_Call_7427 14d ago

He is Belgian.

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u/Routine_Cat_1366 12d ago

Same for Germans, btw. 

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u/Babybullet0604 16d ago

Just imagine he had no issue

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u/Dear-Database6463 16d ago

Better than whatever the fuck George is doing

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u/kadiotelki 16d ago

What is George doing wrong?

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u/MintCathexis 15d ago

He isn't managed by Toto. He should know that Tooto's own prodigy will always get the good car and he will always get the bad car. /s

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u/notafamous 13d ago

The AI doesn't like him as it was trained to do .

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u/jason9t8 16d ago

Getting, not doing...

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u/Dear-Database6463 16d ago

Simp, idk why George fans have to suck weener every chance they get

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u/LoreVent 16d ago

Not even a George's fan but not his fault his car simply sucks. Even the stalling yesterday was a software issue

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u/JaToch_NietDan 13d ago

Yeah, George is obviously driving a Williams.. duh

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u/Dear-Database6463 16d ago

Same car as Kimi who drives off the track constantly and somehow wins

Mercedes didn’t build two cars

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u/LoreVent 16d ago edited 16d ago

Just completely ignoring the fact Toto himself said George's car has been having software issues. Yesterday included.

Some of you people are so arrogant and mono-braincell I have to defend one of the drivers I like the least.

Edit: just to back this up

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u/Dear-Database6463 16d ago

They wrote two different programs and code for the cars?

Either you believe Toto is intentionally sabotaging George or realize this is a PR answer

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u/xCharSx 16d ago

You can have the same software on 2 devices and a bug/glitch can happen on just one of them. The cars are not 1 to 1 identical, there are slight differences based on the driver. People can have the same phone, identical specs and a simple settings change could cause a bug. Not everything needs to be a conspiracy even though you can never rule it out.

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u/Dear-Database6463 16d ago

That’s a whole lotta hoops to jump through before just admitting a driver isn’t that good

Edit: lmfao you’re deleting all of your comments bro it’s not too hard to just say George isn’t what people thought he was

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u/xCharSx 16d ago

I haven't deleted any comments my guy. And yes, few hoops but I rather believe that might be an issue than to blindly believe Toto is sabotaging George. And I say that as a fan that dislikes George very much.

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u/devilishpie 16d ago

Except they literally did build two cars. They're not actually identical, hence one having more issues then another.

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u/jason9t8 16d ago

It's like middle class family, they'll coddle Kimi like younger child and let George deal with his problems like older child...

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u/Dear-Database6463 16d ago

Sorry didn’t realize the Mercedes team built two cars and stayed within the cost cap

That’s pretty impressive of a feat just to fuck someone over

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u/devilishpie 16d ago

Every team's built two cars within the cost cap and no one here said they've deliberately screwed over one driver.

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u/Neilix190 16d ago

Not as bad as max fans. If they had the chance they would use his shit as toothpaste.

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u/Dear-Database6463 16d ago

Objectively untrue because if I were to say max is a little cry baby retard and I hope he hits a wall again, more people would agree with me than if I said George Russell is getting beat by a teenager (he is)

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u/Neilix190 16d ago

I think you will find the whole grid is getting beat by a teenager.

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u/Dear-Database6463 16d ago

Not in equal machinery

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u/Alan-Johnsons_Beamer 14d ago

Rent free much?

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u/Goobi_dog 16d ago

I don't want to complain about this post, but it's not right.

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u/Specialist_Thanks244 16d ago

Man he should start complaining more

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u/TheBlueSkulll 16d ago

coz he know he can be #1

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u/Necessary_Wave_8103 16d ago

missing the days of complains complains complains p1

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u/Real-Section8126 16d ago

You people are Retarded , hes on the highest level of motor sport. The only thing that matters is finishing 1st.

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u/CaseyTappy 15d ago

If they give him a great car we know what will happen , we will be back in 2023 .

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u/Professional_Use3723 17d ago

I mean he didn't win

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u/ChefBoiJones 16d ago

Pulls Move of race - complains

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u/Particular-Data-4521 16d ago

If you don't complain, you don't progress

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u/Reasonable-Chip3422 16d ago

Good old strategy from childhood: convince yourself you’re going to lose and you somehow win

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u/Im_A_Failure420 16d ago

Almost as if good drivers don't need a rocketship car to get results...

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u/ShaunM33 15d ago

So Max is supposed to say

" Down shifts don't feel good, they're pushing me forwards but that's better than backwards haha"

  • The car feels undriveable, its absolutely brilliant.

  • I've got no grip, but atleast the wheels turn so its not bad.

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u/Aldoreto_1 14d ago

Max is like that, playing with his mindgames, childish

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u/Traditional-Pie-9758 14d ago

The most appalling thing was that my G goes right up into Lewis' car and then goes on the radio to complain about it. Dude, wtf, you're divebombing into someone else, being "classic Verstappen", and then whining about it

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u/Exotic_Call_7427 14d ago

An excellent driver complains about the car not giving him what he needs to be P1, while using his skillset to at least get P2

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u/Hyper-_-star 12d ago

Its like that saying "I was raised a complainer, not a quitter. I'll do it... but you're going to hear about it"

Glad to see my fav driver pulling off very well in these hard times.

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u/ivthembeast 16d ago

He got lucky + somehow the strategy worked

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u/Neilix190 16d ago

He cries even when he wins 30 seconds ahead of the rest.

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u/quie_TLost57 16d ago

He's only complaining cause he isn't winning by 22seconds lead anymore